Hope Nintendo will patch this is the next update

Oh shit, he's a family friend of mine. I really need to read his book... Feels bad that I haven't

Keep it simple, stupid

*Filipina

I'm pretty sure that's a liquid and not powder, still an incredibly hurtful thing to say about though.

I don't need a card to let me eat trash

I'm pretty sure people started calling conservatives snowflakes when conservatives used it to bitch about participation trophies and that kinda stuff. So it's use it's use is a critique of conservatives using it for absurd things when they themselves are so sensitive to a lot of things.

As a professional pedant though, he's not really right on his points. The sun is setting, that's literally what it means. and the sun is gone, if I drop my phone out of the car it's gone, even though I'm moving and the phone isn't.

I have to assume they meant neatest, which interesting enough your underwear and socks are still #1 and #2

I go into my backyard to trim my beard so I don't need to clean up anything

One letter

It's likely that there's some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it's definitely not piss anymore

Cancers can be like a separate organism, albeit a parasitic one