Surely you could do both at the same time

It's called perspective and the vanishing point /s

Unless it's shredded wheat which is basically inedible without milk, most cereal is fine without milk

I've had conversations with my friends on whether his nose grows based on deception or the truth value of the statement. My friend and I with rather secular upbringings grew up thinking it was based on deception and my friends with rather extreme Christian upbringings grew up thinking it was based on the truth. Obviously a very small sample size but I do wonder if there is a correlation

Hope Nintendo will patch this is the next update

Keep it simple, stupid

It doesn't even matter if it's religious, someone attempting to talk to the entire plane is unacceptable

*Filipina

Unless you're so bigoted that you bring it up, how would the trans doctor even know?

You're going to drink the entire drink, dilution would only make you less drunk if you were going to drink a fixed volume

It looks for a string "password:xyz" bring written to any file, where xyz is the password. If you get the password wrong it'll just write the file normally

I'm pretty sure that's a liquid and not powder, still an incredibly hurtful thing to say about though.

I'm pretty sure people started calling conservatives snowflakes when conservatives used it to bitch about participation trophies and that kinda stuff. So it's use it's use is a critique of conservatives using it for absurd things when they themselves are so sensitive to a lot of things.

I don't need a card to let me eat trash

Turns out through calculus we discovered that infinite sums can have finite answers

As a professional pedant though, he's not really right on his points. The sun is setting, that's literally what it means. and the sun is gone, if I drop my phone out of the car it's gone, even though I'm moving and the phone isn't.

Don't worry, you still have plenty of time to learn how to crop an image

Chapped lips

He became famous about a bill in Canada that would "arrest anybody who misgenders somebody", the bill passed and nobody got arrested because of it

I have to assume they meant neatest, which interesting enough your underwear and socks are still #1 and #2