That explains a lot.

This is the same crime that Michael Cohen got three years in prison for. A crime he committed solely to benefit Trump. It makes no sense.

I'll never financially recover from this.

Well it's about time. The attic could use a little panache.

Don't Ohio me.

Buffalo wings aren't made from real Buffalo, either. Hell, most Buffalo can't even fly.

There is something fundamentally wrong with having to prove I'm human. Especially to a machine.

Oh, thank God. For a moment I was worried he might turn into a decent human being.

There's at least five good names to call someone you don't like here.

He did so much crime he hasn't the time.

You could tell because it had fanciful decorations of ice cream cones and candy on the sides and it had a big horn loudspeaker playing "Turkey in the Straw". You see them all the time just driving slowly up and down the neighborhood streets.

What if the other head is not in the mood?

Nice use of a picture of dumbbells to represent their customer base.

Confucious say, man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

If he's that wacked out on drugs maybe he shouldn't have access to guns.

And if you can't pay, they put the baby back in.

That's because kids work harder on an empty stomach.

Shouldn't they be looking at the night sky, though?

Book value per share is around $1.50. However, they don't make any profit so the actual value of the company is considerably less. In my opinion, not financial advice.

I really commend the creativity and dedication to detail the graphic artist took on this spectacularly breathtaking image.