Spyke
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mander.xyz

I love when a short chain of two comments have the same upvotes. People came here, liked the comments and thought:
"Yep, succinct. No notes."
and moved along.

Beautiful.

 

Ahhh now I've fucked it

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Really came here with variants of the same idea but you nailed it lol

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Sounds like the Chinese variant of Diogenes at work, I'd love to hear more details - was this something that really happened or a clever tale constructed later? If those people were real, what else did they produce?

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sh.itjust.works

Damn, this guy went super hard.


On the Birth of a Son

Families when a child is born

Hope it will turn out intelligent.

I, through intelligence

Having wrecked my whole life,

Only hope that the baby will prove

Ignorant and stupid.

Then he'll be happy all his days

And grow into a cabinet minister.

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ayyyreply
sh.itjust.works

All parables and proverbs are made up, with old characters added to give fake legitimacy.

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ayyyreply
sh.itjust.works

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to lie if the text is yellow and scrolls from the bottom of the screen in 3D.

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Very true - although I'd add an "almost", at least in a few cases, authentic letters - or for the modern era, recordings - can at least root the fundamentals in something that actually happened. (Although even then, whatever gets tossed around as a parable/proverb will be heavily embellished and/or stripped of context, of course).

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lemmy.myserv.one

When Chaos energy enters into the material world; the Choatic energy refacts into eight winds of magic.

There is:

  • Hysh (Light)
  • Chamon (Metal)
  • Ghyran (Life)
  • Azyr (Heavens)
  • Ulgu (Shadow)
  • Shyish (Death)
  • Aqshy (Fire)
  • Ghur (Beasts)
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yurireply
pawb.social

i love when lists like this include “metal” bc you can get a vague idea of when they were conceived.

it’s a little like how everytime a standout hit movie or game comes out, without fail it’ll be topping “best x of all time” lists for a year or so. at least until the next big exciting thing releases lmao

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Is the vague idea of when they were conceived... Han dynasty China?

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