Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Acting in a manner reminiscent of being on meth. Spastic (from which we get spaz )
Now I think about it, young people are often high energy because (as I put it) the motor is too big for the chassis hence the need to run around on the jungle gym. So having new recurring slang for someone who is too energetic to be fully in control (i.e. well-behaved) makes sense.
Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.
If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)
I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.
So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.
I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week
It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.
I work with kids, it essentially means ass but has a sexualized context to it. Most kids approaching high school realize this and don't use it as frequently around me, but younger kids seem to think it just means butt. Again this is just my experience and it could vary from place to place
Yes, my kids and their friends (10-13 yo) say it all the time and it's pretty uncomfortable. They also say hawk tuah to just mean spit which is much more uncomfortable.
They all come from that incel grifter nonsense. You can also throw "femnoids" and that junk in there, but the alpha, beta, and sigma stuff are more mainstream.
They originally come from that nonsense about wolves forming into packs where the alpha males get the girls and the beta males get cucked, but then they had to create a new, better category of males to keep the grift going, so the "Sigma male" became a thing. And then that spawned the "sigma grindset" idea of working yourself to death because that's how you get rich and sexy, and so on.
What, if I may ask, is this "Ligma" my good Sir? I never heard of such a thing. Would you be so kind as to elaborate the meaning of this Ligma lexeme to me? The sheer uncertainty is simply unbearable.
Those poor kids
I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what's wrong with "chat"?
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"
As a 29 year old....
I do this too someone send help I don't even fucking WATCH streams
Sometimes I hit my push to talk key in business meetings.
My 12 year old does. One is annoying enough
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
Hey chat, I don't think he knows…
It's chilibidi in her
Was he in the Odyssey or the Illiad?
Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.
No tweaking for Emma.
Justice for Emma
What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.
yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.
Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed
thank god.
Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now
same thing, just used in a wider variety of contexts
Acting in a manner reminiscent of being on meth. Spastic (from which we get spaz )
Now I think about it, young people are often high energy because (as I put it) the motor is too big for the chassis hence the need to run around on the jungle gym. So having new recurring slang for someone who is too energetic to be fully in control (i.e. well-behaved) makes sense.
What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?
"I do not tolerate cowardice"
NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
Something about a wagon wheel.
What the sigma is going on here
Don't Ohio me.
Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today
Gang, you have to be tweaking with this goofy ahh rizz🤦
Ok zoomer
Are we cooked?
Skibidi
Literally 1984
So, Japanese?
As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.
Bring back bullying weebs. Shame them to only consume in private
But the weebs have the power of God and anime on their side
Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four
1900.84?
1000, 900 & 84
1000, 900 & 80
4
1 1000, 9 100’s & 80 4’s
Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.
If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)
~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~
"No mames"
No mames, güey!
Ya, wey
Ya tu, güey!
Brings me right back to my construction days
Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?
Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"
Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣
But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...
Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.
Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.
Just like Joe :(
If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang
Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.
I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.
So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.
I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week
how does it make sense to ban slang in language/literature class???
that's like banning research papers in physics class, wtf
Why Ohio???
JD Vance is from there :/
but the only couches are in the teachers lounge
It means creepy or weird.
I thought it meant something more like bad or substandard.
Ohio
Slang meaning for strange, weird, cringe, and dumb. Originally referred to the U.S. State of Ohio. It gained widespread popularity in 2020 as a meme that humorously labeled Ohio as a weird place where only bizarre and random things happened.
Really funny this is a whole page of gen z slang
Ohio has a folk song about awful things happening there. So this scans.
Absolute Michigan W, bringing that into the mainstream.
thank god I grew up when I did.
As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.
It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.
Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?
It's what the kids are using in place of "God damn" when referring to something impressive.
as in Gyatt Dayum
I work with kids, it essentially means ass but has a sexualized context to it. Most kids approaching high school realize this and don't use it as frequently around me, but younger kids seem to think it just means butt. Again this is just my experience and it could vary from place to place
Yes, my kids and their friends (10-13 yo) say it all the time and it's pretty uncomfortable. They also say hawk tuah to just mean spit which is much more uncomfortable.
I thought it was a Pokemon...
What the fuck is a Darius noise?
It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish
That does not particularly clear anything up
This Know Your Meme article is likely what’s being referred to.
I too wish to know.
I hope it's like kids mimicking Darius from league of legends, but I doubt that. Like irl emote spam, lol.
this guy https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6NAV4W/
What’s Ruth’s Typo Count at?
At least they haven’t banned omega
What's omega?
OmegaLUL
My sweet summer child, do not look it up.
I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.
Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?
bofa not banned- your move teach
I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.
To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3...
You get skibidi toilet, okay? That's how the story ends.
You skibidi toilet, you!
which is unsurprising since it's a thing scatman john (if you don't know him go educate yourself) said
did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?
It's a Travis Scott song I think
That would be correct yep
Okay, Alexander
That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?
There is no risk of that, because no one cares about ohio or Cincinnati. It is the most vanilla of room temperature things this world has on offer
"Low taper fade"?
Well fuck me I guess.
Fr fr?
Is Fr Fr said Fr or is it Saif for real?
no cap
Animal noises
Shh! Don't say "an**al no*ses"!
anal n-
Why is number 2 three different words?
They all come from that incel grifter nonsense. You can also throw "femnoids" and that junk in there, but the alpha, beta, and sigma stuff are more mainstream.
They originally come from that nonsense about wolves forming into packs where the alpha males get the girls and the beta males get cucked, but then they had to create a new, better category of males to keep the grift going, so the "Sigma male" became a thing. And then that spawned the "sigma grindset" idea of working yourself to death because that's how you get rich and sexy, and so on.
The teacher doesn't like greek
Ruth is out on Front Street
why no memes, can they have old memes plez?
Wait what's the 24th ?
Ligma?
Balls
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Ha :::
got'eeem
In my day, we had the more wholesome updawg.
Updog my balls
What, if I may ask, is this "Ligma" my good Sir? I never heard of such a thing. Would you be so kind as to elaborate the meaning of this Ligma lexeme to me? The sheer uncertainty is simply unbearable.
Ligma balls! Ha ha gottem!
Oh the shame! I feel hoodwinkled, led astray, bamboozled, flat out deceived! Damn you good Sir, you hear me?! DAMN YOU, you sly, conniving conman!
The mind boggles...
Where is this sign, and why is "fuck" not on it (among other words that come to mind)?
Well, there's no mames, that's kinda close. No me mames is like "don't fuck with me".
I don't know what the gen alpha meme is, but I don't think it's polite 😂
Probably because they are school wide bans and the teacher would probably get in trouble for having it on a sign in her class