Yeah, I'd shoot two portals in a vertical line

Undo my belt, lean in and

Change pants without having to look down

Also I’d suck my own diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Jokes on them, I already early voted for Troy! I still wouldn't have voted for her anyway.

On a related note, my Susan Collins mailer collection has graduated from tablecloth to wallpaper.

Would you be scared of Calista Flockheart?

I already early voted but I continue to get 3-5 political mailers every day. Not only will they not change my mind, it won't matter even if they do. I wish I could unsubscribe.

It's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

To me, this is a valid use for AI. You can get a decently professional looking poster made inexpensively. Inexpensive is what small businesses need, and this way, they can compete with the big guys. Their only other options are to pay big bucks that they might not be able to afford or make their own, which will likely look crappy. I'm fine with it.

Our local high school uses AI to make posters for sports events and I'm cool with that too. I'd rather they use AI to make posters than to use their budget on someone to make it professionally.

This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!

You forgot the pre-1700s picture where all of the US is red.

A Thanksgiving duck!

Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.

I'd start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

At least she's interesting.

own a home

Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. Can't It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.

Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.

I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I'd just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.