What most people don't realize is that MAHA and MAGA aren't political slogans indicating their goals. They are actually telling us what to do: "Make America Great/Healthy Again, because we're certainly not going to do it."

I always use my PIN number at the ATM machine.

Don't you know about the HURD? Everybody knows that the HURD is the word!

That's an odd choice. Is it a revamp of the Ioniq 5 or a different vehicle named Ioniq V? Very confusing because V means 5 but the pricing and look make me think it's not the same vehicle.

Oh, I guess that makes sense if the 5 wasn't released there.

You forgot the pre-1700s picture where all of the US is red.

A Thanksgiving duck!

Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

I'd start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.

At least she's interesting.

own a home

Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. Can't It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.

Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.

I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I'd just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.

Idaho should be dark red. You should never give bullies that much fuel.

The same thing he distracts from every night, Pinky. The fact that he's in the Epstein files.