A buddy of mine was locked up from 03 - 17. He was asking me, questions like " do you have Playstation 3, what kind of phone do you have?" ...

He said " man I know I missed a lot but people are so rude now. I was talking to my cousin and instead of talking to me he was looking at his phone. That is disrespectful." I said yeah man the world changed a lot. Felt terrible for him trying to integrate back into this bull shit.

He went away for the craziest shift in society I could imagine.

Shahid Bolsen had an interesting idea. That if they are going to allow people to buy US citizenship for 5 milli that US citizens should be able to sell their for the same price. A person could use the bread to repatriate in another country. 🤔

I honestly can't see a duck

I don't know a single person that knows it exists other than a few that ive tried to get interested. I have told a few friends that use reddit but they just don't get it.

I started lemmy a few months ago, stopped using reddit completely a few weeks ago and I don't miss it other than all the dog posts...more people need to post pics of their doggos on here !!!!

It's a round bale. They aren't that heavy a few hundred lbs 🤷‍♂️. I can easily flip them over when they tip on their side . I live on a farm the cows kick them around like soccer balls if I put a whole one in their pen. Typical cro mag weak dick thinking.

They aren't though

So, who has the fucking cards

I was looking at a car this guy was selling , we're standing there talking about a price and this amazing blue dove lands a few feet away. It's was fucking saphire blue.

The guy selling the car looks at me and says "wooooah I've never seen a blue bird like that before". He was blown away.

I said "are you sure buddy because there's a port a John business right around the corner and that bird has been swimming in one of the shit houses"

I did not buy the car

That wasn't the radiator. It busted the Brawndo cooler in the frunk

Bad day to be one of the Ramirez's

I used to do a handful of various substances daily. I passed every single urinalysis I took and I was high out of my mind when I would take them it's called OPP

Ya down with OPP ?!

Yeah! You Know Me !

Edit: I knew how to do drugs and never acted like this dummy. Not once !

Lmao No

VW made these funky triangle topped bolt on TDi injection pumps ( or maybe it was Bosch who cares). My buddy who's a mechanic said "don't mess with those ,you need special sockets".

I took 12pt sockets and used a dremmel to grind out every other two points in the socket and had my own set to mess with the bolts they didn't want me messing with.

I jumped over here a couple weeks ago at the request of another redditor and it's like a breath of fresh air.

I still check out reddit for a couple subs that just don't have enough interaction over here "yet".

I've mentioned lemmy a couple times over there and got replies like " it's just too complicated " etc. and now that I think about it they were most likely bots 🤔

Ima go back to the cesspool and investigate

The real reason the files were never released

I help friends and family with minor plumbing repairs and they will tell me:

oh I had "x" company come and they did that

" well it's all wrong "

They charged me a lot of money for that!

" why on earth would you have called them"

Because I saw their advertisement on TV. I thought they were good

" nah they're crooks"

Dave , Daaaave . You've had too much ice cream tonight Dave. Eat some vegetables Dave, they are good for you

Bet it was an accelerationist , right wing type that thought CK was too soft

Back in 16~17 a guy I was working with was accusing people of suffering from tds. One day he said it to me , I laughed and said " you don't know where that term comes from do you?"

He looked at me confused and curious "no, where did it come from?"

I said "man that's some shit Hilary Clinton came up with to describe trump supporters , your so fucking stupid your using it all wrong 🤣!

I never heard him say anything about tds around me again.

And none of them will know about fediverse girl