Spyke

Honestly, I kind of liked the stupid styling before it became a political statement owning one.

If Id bought one for a laugh and had the cash to not need to resell it to recoup my spend Id do dumb shit like this to the fucking thing.

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Exactly the type of clientele I expected to be driving this glorified toaster

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two different people ask if the fluid pouring out is gas

fucking morons

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lemmy.ca

Doesn't it have a aftermarket bumber added? And why does it say without a scratch when it is leaking?

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lemmy.zip

The joke is that the "heavily reinforced security fence" is just a bunch of boards and "without a scratch" in that same vein is the oh so tough cbertruck taking serious damage from a couple boards.

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curiousaurreply
reddthat.com

Those aren't boards, they're hollow plastic. Same stuff they make the white plastic chairs out of.

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They were far too springey to be made out of wood, which was what I initially thought.

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If they were a real security fence and had an I-Beam core, this would have looked slightly different.

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Ulrichreply
feddit.org

This is a dumb joke. Radiators are extremely fragile and that would have happened to any vehicle without adequate protection.

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AoxoMoxoAreply
lemmy.world

That wasn't the radiator. It busted the Brawndo cooler in the frunk

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lemmy.world

Is that a braided moustache?!? How is that not a topic of discussion as well?

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The good news if your a criminal they plan to give cops these now , so it should be really easy to escape when they break down.

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Yeah, better get out of the car and maintain a safe distance.

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lemm.ee

How pathetic are the build quality on these cars?

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Look take, it didn't explode and internet though me that you clap a cybertruck it explode.

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