We can only dream

Naw more like "parasite"

Desperate little Americans

The Legend of the Whopperito™?

I prefer "Slaveholders Rebellion"

Wait no!

"Without Values" Yeah, it's amazing what gets rubbed off when the social contract has been lit on fire.

Naw man, the other day I pulled a moth out of my code.

Something about Dallas Cowboys owner being in a crowd protesting integration.

Honestly one of the coolest moments in US history.

I feel like the destruction of the image of the United States is in full swing.

It's also the breed my family has had historically. She killed the dog because it was too energetic. She killed the dog because of what it was.

Gay people are different Brandon

Edit: Also, this one is a classic

My WOLED monitor vs my old main.

It's amazing. With my black theme, a black background, and the mouse off the monitor, you can't even tell the thing is on.

You watch something blatantly illegal and not even in a moral grey area going on and your take away is that stopping it would be wrong?

What are your values?

America fuck yeah

I just can't imagine a jury trial where the TV I bought, have the receipt and possession of, has had its "rights" violated.

Yes you can! Only $0.10 per additional click!

I mean, the logic behind it is sound.

Just like how WD-40 stands for Water Displacement, 40th formula

Thanks for pointing out it's a shitpost.

My gay uncle can get married now, should he so choose. Thats pretty neat.

Did you say "update and shutdown while also rebooting?"

Coming back to my PC and it being on when I expect it off, along with the notification that I hadn't used notifications in a while, is what pushed me over the edge to running linux for everything.