Yeah but you go back home with syphilis

Could be a trap

So you say, but do we really know?

Well that escalated quickly

It’s going to be me. I’m not famous yet but this week is going to move fast.

They’ve shown people who carry guns drive more aggressively in traffic. It’s a possiblity cops are bigger assholes when they have guns.

All he did was make himself less popular lol

If the soda machine is on the customer side of the restaurant it’s automatically free refills. I don’t care what the policy is. If I have to fill my own cup, it’s free refills.

Human

Fine. It’s literally the least I can do.

I’m willing to give it a shot

Anything with Robert Evan’s is great. I also like “stuff you should know” very chill podcast.

Also “hp pod craft” I think it’s called strange studies of strange stories now. It’s from witch house media

Okay if you’re going to count things from the past then you still count past queens.

They can have a 4th of July but never a July 4th

Reminds me of the one and only time I locked My keys in my truck. My friend wanted to borrow my Chevy s-10 (the best truck hands down) so when I pull up to work I put my keys in the center console… and here’s where I think I made my mistake… I locked the doors so no one would steal it lol

Luckily I worked at a leather shop at the time and had plenty of tools.

I was thinking the same thing but landed at opposite conclusions.

It’s completely normal which is why humans shouldn’t be driving.

Computer controlled public transport is the future. Humans aren’t designed to operate vehicles. We suck at it.

My grandad was told he’d have to give back his electric wheelchair due to some change in insurance.

He was like “let me know what day, so I can have the news here as your tip a 100 year old ww2 veteran out of his wheelchair”

They let him keep the chair.

We had to pull my grandfather from the nursing home (God rest him. Left is at 104)

We had to pull him because he kept telling the younger residents "I killed the Nazis once I can kill you again"

Hell of a man. Side note he's also part of the reason rabies isn't a big thing in America. He was a chemist for the board of health. Helped to deploy a vaccine that could be put into bait for wild animals to eat.

Another side not: my dad was a trump supporter, my grandad was too old to go vote. My dad used his vote to vote democrat on his behalf . Purely out of respect for my mother's dad.

Hell of a man.

Reminds me of when people find out I do cocaine and Adderall.

"Oh Michael likes to get high"

No, Michael doesn't have health insurance and has very severe adhd. I can't live a normal life without stimulants and drug dealers are cheaper than doctors. welcome to America.