More like Imagine Dragons - Radioactive comes on.

"Call me after 9. I ran out of minutes."

ASCII art was truly peak humanity.

It was something along the lines of Ninja inviting Gaga to play fortnite sometime and she's like who tf are you.

She passed away this afternoon :/

This is Facebook tier cringe

Atlas Shrugged.

It's a massive paperback and looks impressive on a bookshelf but it's a dull narrative. I got about 200 pages in and was like fuck all these people and these stupid trains.

It needs another panel where he buys more fruit to begin the cycle again.

Is this from that Wonka event that people were upset about?

Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.

I'd prefer everyone gets treated respectfully and with dignity regardless of their country of origin.

The little asterisk symbol on the screen is leading me to believe it's a Roku.

My tube is like a clogged toilet and I don't have a plunger because that is also in the tube

The one that's been getting me killed lately is while holding shit to run, I'll press tab to open the map and it opens the steam overlay.

Imagine not labeling these and TSA just grabs your shampoo and asks about your cum tube.

Spez called them "landed gentry" so most of them ( with self respect anyway) left.

Around the same time everyone started SLAM'ing one another

Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.

Sometimes they react the best when I mix a little wet and dry food.

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