Spyke
lemmy.world

"Least accomplished ex-President mocks most accomplished ex-President."

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lemmy.world

When Trump dies, his grave will make the best toilet ever.

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If they give his corpse an enema, they'll be able to bury him in a matchbox.

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his grave will make the best toilet ever

Rest in Piss, Donald

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lemmy.ml

Donny's just sad he'd never be able to get someone to spend 77 years with him.

Where's Melania?

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lemmy.world

If you wrote a b movie and named the cartoonish villain "Reince Priebus," people would complain that it is a stupid name.

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spiderreply
lemmy.nz

Where’s Melania?

Waiting in the wings for her cash and prizes.

(She might need to consider a Plan B for that.)

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lemmy.world

A micromooch is known as a stormy and it's based on how long he lasted inside her.

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Sorry, you have to suffer what escapes my brain. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

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Dagwood222reply
lemm.ee

The 'Melanie' story is new to me.

Keeping up with all of Trump's idiot stories is beyond any one person's capacity

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AbidanYrereply
lemmy.world

I know it's petty, but dear God, the man can't even spell his own wife's name correctly.

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It's not petty, imho. He'd lose his mind if he were introduced as 'Ronald.'

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He is the poster child for the end product of spoilt child with the ultimate helicopter parent.

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lemmy.world

Next campaign speech: "President Carter's wife... Rosalynn. She died, folks. She died. I never liked her! I like first ladies that don't die like my wife Melania."

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kbin.social

Mmm yes, let’s kick one of the last honest politicians in existence while he’s down. That’ll soften your horrific image, big boy.

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Only one thing to add to that: his voice must be heavily controlled. Not taken away of course, but he must not be allowed to pontificate to his drooling followers. He's never been shy about embracing stochastic terror while a free man; imagine his behavior when he has less to lose.

The only people (other than fellow inmates) listening to him should be the prison guards. And when he complains that he's being treated unfairly with his uncomfy bed or whatever, they can silently gesture to all the identical cells around him for the hundredth time.

Maybe when he's lost the one thing that gives him a sense of power he'll be forced to attempt some kind of introspection, and hopefully find the tiniest kernel of empathy.

Or I can just wake up from my daydreaming.

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Blackmistreply
feddit.uk

And be replaced with somebody even more monstrous.

This shit won't end with one fat man having a heart attack.

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It won't end until the bigoted vitriolic overzealous self-aggrandizing assholes have something to fear again.

The genie is out of the bottle and too many freaks have been emboldened to be open about their racist, misogynistic thoughts.

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Republicans played with the lives of hostages for political gain. They prolonged the Vietnam war for political gain. They are almost always on the wrong side of history.

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kbin.social

I'm going to read Trump's obituary with champagne.

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Cranakisreply
lemmy.one

I hope he chokes on a cheeseburger.

or dies of a stroke taking a shit. I hope they find him with his ass in the air.

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lemm.ee

It's a party of hatred. When he got elected after mocking that camera man for having a disability, it should have been clear for everyone what the republican party stood for.

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sh.itjust.works

As the parent of a special needs child I was completely aghast about that. Doesn't even make sense because they want people to "pull their own weight" (which is just what that person was doing)!

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It doesn't need to make sense. They only have hatred and anger.

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Lack of technology =/= lack of sophistication.

And hominids were unlikely to use caves as shelters for an extended period of time without working the stone.

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lemmy.world

Conservatives delight in the suffering and misery of others. This is simply who they are at their core. It is not a trait they can change. They can supress the public expression of this trait when it serves them, but deep inside, they thrive on the knowledge that a vulnerable person is suffering.

Be cautious in your dealings with conservatives. They do not value the lives of people or animals the way a normal person does.

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Sagifuriusreply
lemm.ee

Jesus bud. The powers that be in the Republican party and a conservative are two different things.

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lemmy.world

Yeah! The first is the one doing the bad stuff, and the second are the ones voting them into power!

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Sagifuriusreply
lemm.ee

There are such a thing as conservatives that don't vote republican.

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That scumbag will say anything to get attention. The filthier the better, and it seems filth is all he's got left.

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lemmy.world

Which is really interesting since Jimmy Carter's presidency was one of the most competent we've had in history. The only reason anybody shits on it is because of the smear job the republicans and the Reagan campaign did on it.

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shalafireply
lemmy.world

That speech truly hurt him. The aborted rescue was at the very end and jacked up his legacy for decades.

And about 2-minutes after Reagan took office, we got the hostages back. So now Carter looked weak and Reagan strong.

I was just an elementary school kid, but those were my impressions at the time.

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dynamojoereply
lemmy.world

"Jimmy Carter was a brilliant, brilliant president” - Donald Trump

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What an absolute skid mark. He's the shid mark to the dirtiest underwear possible. Piss stains and all.

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It's just disgusting how there's no low too low for him. What a disgrace he is.

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I'd expect better behavior from a shit-flinging orangutan at the zoo, with that person, it's just par for the course.

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spaceghotireply
lemmy.one

I think you're being generous. It's a tragedy that occasionally dips into unintentional hilarity.

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rbesfereply
lemmy.ca

For Canadians it's basically been a never ending reality show since 2001. Very entertaining material, you keep thinking they can't top last season but then they do.

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I mean, it wasn't about his wife. Trump probably didn't even know she died. Besides, he was making fun of Biden in that quote, not Carter, and certainly not Carter's wife.

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lightnsfwreply
reddthat.com

He's making fun of both of them. Basically saying that Carter was shit but he looks great compared to biden.

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Okay. I don't see what's wrong with that. I find it hard to believe trump targeted him because of his wife's condition, and I don't see why having a sick wife should make you not valid for your regularly scheduled trump insults.

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sh.itjust.works

“the happiest person anywhere in this country right now is Jimmy Carter because his administration looked brilliant compared to these clowns.”

“Compared to Biden, Jimmy Carter was a brilliant, brilliant president,” Trump said.

That's not sexist. With so many real things to attack trump over, why are we batherigwiththesemade up scandals?

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lemmy.world

how is that an insult. He called jimmy carter brilliant.

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How ridiculous. No he didn't.

Trump, criticizing Biden at a rally in Fort Dodge, Iowa, told a crowd of supporters that “the happiest person anywhere in this country right now is Jimmy Carter because his administration looked brilliant compared to these clowns.

Compared to Biden, Jimmy Carter was a brilliant, brilliant president,” Trump said.

If I said, "compared to a slug, you're a genius," I'm not calling you a genius.

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Sorgan71reply
lemmy.world

I dont think that was the implication. We dont need to make up shit to hate about trump but this makes us look bad.

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You seem to have an issue comprehending context.

It was absolutely an obvious insult meant to insult Biden even more.

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He made it about Biden before even mentioning Carter. It was never about Carter. Carter was just the last single term Democrat, and often seen as an ineffectual president. Especially from Reagan-era conservatives who are Trumps biggest supporters.

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4amreply

You’re either a shill or this is your first day on Earth.

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Furbagreply
lemmy.world

I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but Republicans have been denigrating and bashing on Jimmy Carter for decades. Mostly because there were problems with the economy at the time that caused oil prices to skyrocket. He was an otherwise effective and capable leader, but he was always the butt of every Republican joke for years... "at least X isn't as bad as Carter!" they would say. So to compare Carter to Biden and say he looked brilliant compared to him is a backhanded insult. Not even thinly veiled at this point. He's insulting two presidents at once.

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Well, they bash because that's what they do. Like a puppy peeing on the rug.

Oil prices spiking were a bonanza for oil profits in reality. They just used them as a cudgel.

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