Tony Stark knows he's being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he's a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.
When they publish a shit article that is designed to spin the image of those two assholes, it seems right not to give them click traffic.
Vogue is operated by Conde Naste which is owned by Advance Publications. Where there is a media conglomerate, there is no shortage of billionaires to shit on. So... All of them?
For instance with the Wall Street Journal these days i am skeptical of everything they print, even though it is mostly the OP Eds that are full of billionaire propaganda
Makes sense. Uncle Karl is usually trendy with young adults, but its reaching the post-WTC Attacks era in the early-mid 2000s again, so there's a lot of media outlets jumping on with "10 things" and "All you need to know" articles.
It's funny. My father remembers the same thing during periods in the 70s and 80s where everyone was reading Communist Manifesto, Atlas Shrugged, Animal Farm, The State of Revolution, etc. Seems to be when a young generation somewhere are unhappy with the way things are going and looking for alternatives. It's excellent because it breaks the mould and reminds people that they have power and can influence change, liberty, and direction. It encourages people to consider things they did not know were options.
Unfortunately she looks like that.
I do not know what she does behind doors...or if is true love. But it must be really good because if I am rich like him... I am not staying with her 😂
I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.
Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.
It's not just the hat. It's posing in a vintage American pickup truck with the American West in the background. It's a persona that has no correlation to this man and has been used for decades as a marketing ploy to sell cigarettes and other garbage so I'm immediately suspect and judgy.
of course, and everyone is free to have some glamour shots taken of them just for funsies, regardless of what they're wearing. What puzzles me though is why vogue is posting this
There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.
I'm sure if you have more money than God you can get the good roids with only the most minimal side effects.
I've also heard that once men plateau in hormone production, say in their 40s-50s, the risk from a little HGH or T is pretty minimal, in the right circumstances.
Roids have come a long way, they also haven't been studied since they are banned in sports so likely the side effects are overblown and not as bad as they were decades ago.
"You can have anything you want, but you can't have everything you want" - American gladiators Lazer on having the surgery to remove fat from his roid titties
As someone who has a wife that watches those terrible house wives of... shows it's absolutely sad how they all have all the money anyone could ask for yet do these absolutely horrific botched jobs to themselves and somehow think they look better this way. I have come to 2 possible reasons, 1. Nobody is willing to actually tell them just how awful they look now, or 2. Everyone at that level does actually believe this looks better, but only because it's a status thing? I guess a possible 3rd would be that so many people they surround themselves with look like this so they all believe this is what true beauty is?
It's just crazy to me that anyone would go through all this effort to modify themselves so badly AND pay a ton of money and time to do so. 99% of the time the before always looked wayyyy better.
I don’t really know about everywhere else but the places I’ve been stateside, even in some really more underserved areas, there seems to be a really weird cult of money, status symbols (including people) and masks. It’s terribly hmm, dare I say “plasticine.”. Shakespearean, even.
Not quite. Bill went big on the philanthropy angle to sell his "likable geek" image and bury his cutthroat businessman past.
Jeff is more on the midlife crisis egotrip with the space-dick measuring contest, the biggest yacht competition, and personal trainers to become buffed middle-aged billionaires track.
Drugs alone don't make you buff. It's drugs/hormones, exercise, and nutrition. The kind of personal trainers these guys get probably helps them with all these elements (or has the connections to facilitate it).
Oh I know all about what is needed to make you buff. I work with the guy that has the highest natty bench press record in our state in the 205 weight class and he's not far ahead of where I was at my peak. Bezos is 50+ and was born with the physiology of a pencil necked geek. He's probably on some mixture of HGH and TRT and I'm pretty sure there's some roids thrown in there. His vanity is probably knocking years off of his life, if not decades.
If the image looks awful, its only because these magazines have functionally laid off the bulk of the staff that make their images look decent. The old armies of makeup artists and camera crews and copy editors are replaced by shitty software and a few overworked unpaid interns. Shoving raw digital photography through some dollar store Face Tune software is the best the World's Richest Man gets when he's preening with his newest trophy wife.
Why did you see this and think "that'll fit into the lemmy I want to be part of" instead of allowing it to languish somewhere I'd never have had to see it?
Keep doing you op, I guess the community agreed with you.
His wife's mouth looks like a baboon's asshole that farted so many times it deflated. You can't make toast but you could certainly warm bread in that thing.
I prefer the bicep debate... Did that get photoshopped, or did he do that thing where you twist your arm meat a little before resting it on the edge of the seat so the skin from the back of your arm makes a fleshy bicep shape as long as you dont move?
Billionaires really need to take a cue from Ty Warner (the Beanie Babies mogul and still pretty contemptible) and stay the fuck off social media.
You don't get to be sympathizable once your extreme gains are assuredly ill-gotten. You get to hide in your mansion, swim in your lucre like Scrooge McDuck, and have your marketing team filter and massage your outgoing public announcements.
Oh fucking please. Dude grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico, last I checked that's a nice little city even back in the day, country-lite my ass. Dude's about as country as Jason Aldean.
Same vibes:
Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags
I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.
I just watched Escape at Dannemora, which is also very good. He's a talented guy.
There's a Zoolander 2???
Stiller wore it better tbh
Jeff: Merman, merman!
I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.
I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.
I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.
It's amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.
Yep, I'd do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that's for sure.
Honestly, as much as I hate to admit it, so would I.
Don't forget HGH!
Prolly a little HGH what he’s at it.
They do make a good pair of body dysmorphics though.
They just pull that bicep bigger in Photoshop if the trt isn't enough.
I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.
The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done
That's actually a good photo of her. It's been hand retouched, I'm sure.
God damn, I was not expecting that, my first belly laugh today. Amazing artwork.
Aw isn’t she… precious.
Need more lip, cheek and eyebrow filler
Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…
They're both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.
Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title
Tony Stark knows he's being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he's a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.
They're more like Tony Stank.
Can we just put the lot of them in the Thunderdome yet?
Hold my beer. I'm gonna go stencil "Thunderdome" on my wood chipper...
Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch for realsies.
Nah this time I bet it'll be jousting
Penis jousting.
So, a cock fight?
Tbf I would definitely see Musk winning that by sole virtue of him being 15 years younger and having more body mass than bezos
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h-lFC03LwCQ
Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this
Bro just hit puberty
I mean he didn't buy Twitter.
Yet
Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?
Yes.
https://youtu.be/pznB7WP4P1o?t=201
Might be the toupee fallacy
It’s less the lack of expression but more the predilection to some sort of peanut allergy that these women most strikingly share.
woah
I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....
Fuck the media for glorifying them.
Let us eat cake!
Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
Only if he said stuff like
“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
Literally lol’d.
with cat ears on his bald head, I can see it
Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty.
“You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!”
At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
...Yes
Ya because being a cat girl is so cool!! /s
Don’t get be wrong I hate this idiot but what the fuck are you even saying?
FWIW I understood it and thought it was funny.
content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.
I think I did a little bit
Did vogue really post this?
Yeah. It's gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.
hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile
Here is the archived link if anyone wants to read it without giving Vogue traffic https://archive.ph/3Qb2R
You're becoming somewhat of a hero here, IWantToFuckSpez (gross name, by the way!)
Do we not like Vogue? Which Billionaire owns them?
You can like Vogue if you want. I don't care.
When they publish a shit article that is designed to spin the image of those two assholes, it seems right not to give them click traffic.
Vogue is operated by Conde Naste which is owned by Advance Publications. Where there is a media conglomerate, there is no shortage of billionaires to shit on. So... All of them?
Wait - aren't they the ones with Bon Appetit and that whole fiasco a couple years ago?
And Reddit? Yeah. Same ones.
Nah i just meant did they do something heinous?
For instance with the Wall Street Journal these days i am skeptical of everything they print, even though it is mostly the OP Eds that are full of billionaire propaganda
Meanwhile Teen Vogue:
Makes sense. Uncle Karl is usually trendy with young adults, but its reaching the post-WTC Attacks era in the early-mid 2000s again, so there's a lot of media outlets jumping on with "10 things" and "All you need to know" articles.
It's funny. My father remembers the same thing during periods in the 70s and 80s where everyone was reading Communist Manifesto, Atlas Shrugged, Animal Farm, The State of Revolution, etc. Seems to be when a young generation somewhere are unhappy with the way things are going and looking for alternatives. It's excellent because it breaks the mould and reminds people that they have power and can influence change, liberty, and direction. It encourages people to consider things they did not know were options.
Atlas Shrugged really doesn't belong into that list.
What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated
The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that...
She wanted to look like a grouper?
Yes. How can you sit and turn 180 on only your waist. This is just a joke.
She is a robot designed by owls.
Right, the whole stance feels off... not just her face
By back hurts thinking about it!
Unfortunately she looks like that. I do not know what she does behind doors...or if is true love. But it must be really good because if I am rich like him... I am not staying with her 😂
Have some eyebleach!
need stronger eyebleach.
I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.
Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.
I assure you, it might be a costume, but dressing up as a cowboy definitely sells more beef.
Source: sell meat from my farm. City folk like to buy beef from a guy wearing a large hat.
Hats aside, the button up Western shirt and jeans just look sharp as hell if you look like you belong in them, I wear them all the time
I'ma need a 3lb ground beef quote right quick. Don't fuckin make me livestock vibe check you.
I didn't hope to ever defend Bezos ever, but people can put on whatever hat they want without a reason.
It's not just the hat. It's posing in a vintage American pickup truck with the American West in the background. It's a persona that has no correlation to this man and has been used for decades as a marketing ploy to sell cigarettes and other garbage so I'm immediately suspect and judgy.
of course, and everyone is free to have some glamour shots taken of them just for funsies, regardless of what they're wearing. What puzzles me though is why vogue is posting this
I've never read Vogue, but doesn't it have a celebrity on the front of every issue?
there are plenty of celebrities far more deserving of a puff piece like this, but of course they don't have as many zeroes so I guess bezos it is
You forgot the trademark. This will be docked from your stipend.
John Vidzprime Amazon VP of prime mp4
He is not an idiot. He's seen Trump, and knows that "trashy rich" sells. 100% will run for President, if not this term then next.
U.. uhhh username checks out?
Yeah...
Username...
There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.
Ya know, you have a point. Props to him for not dating a tween like most billionaires
But if I become a billionaire, young girls adding up to my age is okay, right?
No… wtf
He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.
wtf is wrong with her face?
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too much plastic surgery, for a guess. looks like her lips are overinflated.
I know the look he was hoping for but I bet it ends up looking like a toothpick flying into the center of a bagel.
Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?
Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.
Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’
Because they don’t know what the working class looks like, they just rewatch 80/90s man propaganda and emulate that
He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.
Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.
He's been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.
At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.
I'm sure if you have more money than God you can get the good roids with only the most minimal side effects.
I've also heard that once men plateau in hormone production, say in their 40s-50s, the risk from a little HGH or T is pretty minimal, in the right circumstances.
Roids have come a long way, they also haven't been studied since they are banned in sports so likely the side effects are overblown and not as bad as they were decades ago.
"You can have anything you want, but you can't have everything you want" - American gladiators Lazer on having the surgery to remove fat from his roid titties
The wife he cheated on was way prettier. I don't know what this dude was thinking.
Why wouldnt he be? He's got money, time, medically allocated testosterone, and personal trainers and chefs.
Once you have all of that it's just dedication to putting the work in, if the average gym bro can muster it I'm sure he's capable.
Perhaps what he wanted wasn't a whore
Bold of you to assume she isn’t a whore
She does give great head.
Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....
He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.
Not Lex Luthor, but... https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1977807-jeff-bezos
Chat is this real
lmao, she looks like someone is stretching her face
As someone who has a wife that watches those terrible house wives of... shows it's absolutely sad how they all have all the money anyone could ask for yet do these absolutely horrific botched jobs to themselves and somehow think they look better this way. I have come to 2 possible reasons, 1. Nobody is willing to actually tell them just how awful they look now, or 2. Everyone at that level does actually believe this looks better, but only because it's a status thing? I guess a possible 3rd would be that so many people they surround themselves with look like this so they all believe this is what true beauty is?
It's just crazy to me that anyone would go through all this effort to modify themselves so badly AND pay a ton of money and time to do so. 99% of the time the before always looked wayyyy better.
I don’t really know about everywhere else but the places I’ve been stateside, even in some really more underserved areas, there seems to be a really weird cult of money, status symbols (including people) and masks. It’s terribly hmm, dare I say “plasticine.”. Shakespearean, even.
The bourgeoisie have always been this way. It is not a new phenomenon.
See, e.g., logo-centric Louis Vuitton purses in the suburbs.
Yes. Or LV garbage bags. Just eww.
I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.
"Tony Stark" lol
Cringe.jpg
It seems like he's using Bill Gate's playbook. Elon Mu'sk could learn something from them. Same with Larry Elli'son.
Not quite. Bill went big on the philanthropy angle to sell his "likable geek" image and bury his cutthroat businessman past.
Jeff is more on the midlife crisis egotrip with the space-dick measuring contest, the biggest yacht competition, and personal trainers to become buffed middle-aged billionaires track.
Yeah no that's a drug cocktail. I'm sure he's got a PT but his gainz aren't via that route.
Drugs alone don't make you buff. It's drugs/hormones, exercise, and nutrition. The kind of personal trainers these guys get probably helps them with all these elements (or has the connections to facilitate it).
Oh I know all about what is needed to make you buff. I work with the guy that has the highest natty bench press record in our state in the 205 weight class and he's not far ahead of where I was at my peak. Bezos is 50+ and was born with the physiology of a pencil necked geek. He's probably on some mixture of HGH and TRT and I'm pretty sure there's some roids thrown in there. His vanity is probably knocking years off of his life, if not decades.
We can only hope...
He's not that big/ cut 30 hard mistakes a day will get you what he has with no drugs.
And here I am making mistakes all my life and no big gains.
Haha I'm visually impressed and often hit the wrong auto predict. This was a pretty funny one.
Whoosh.
Is this Midjourney generated?
That's a terrible AI generated picture. Why do people have to keep doing this? Stop it
I don't think it's ai, I think it's really horribly photoshopped.
Its a legit photoshoot by Vogue
If the image looks awful, its only because these magazines have functionally laid off the bulk of the staff that make their images look decent. The old armies of makeup artists and camera crews and copy editors are replaced by shitty software and a few overworked unpaid interns. Shoving raw digital photography through some dollar store Face Tune software is the best the World's Richest Man gets when he's preening with his newest trophy wife.
They really deserve each other.
"You don't have to be lonely, at FarmersOnly.com!"
Funniest part of this is his wife likely has a decent EQ and he's literally floored by it. A concept beyond the abilities of his comprehension.
EQ?
It's like IQ but for emotional comprehension of other people's situations and feelings.
Bold of you to assume Jeffy has feelings
Dark empaths exist. Marketing specialists, ceos, vulture capitalists, the churches…
Emotional quotient
Solid subs, warm if a little boxy in the mid-bass, a slight dip in the mids and a tasteful rolloff in the highs after a slight peak around 6KHz.
Emotional quotient or emotional intelligence
Big if true, I just don't know if it really is, though.
That lady(?) Has a really wide face.
That’s Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
That's it! I was trying to figure out what the stretched botox face and lip filler combo reminded me of. Besides wine and opioid cocktails.
Is this a lost Bogdanoff sister?
https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/boris-rocky-and-bullwinkle-59.4.jpg
Why did you see this and think "that'll fit into the lemmy I want to be part of" instead of allowing it to languish somewhere I'd never have had to see it?
Keep doing you op, I guess the community agreed with you.
You realize the community you're in, right?
What else did you expect to be here? Linux memes?
My immediate impulse.
His wife's mouth looks like a baboon's asshole that farted so many times it deflated. You can't make toast but you could certainly warm bread in that thing.
Just don’t stick your dick in it. You’ll catch something.
Possibly came from him.
oh noes, can't insult any wimmens
Wat? You sound confused
Ohhhhh I get it. You’re a bot.
Go fuck your self bot owner. You are filthy.
Never has a more confused reply been posted.
keep downvoting, fuckers, idc. I don't believe anyone is beyond insulting if they suck, regardless of gender.
keep that simping up, maybe that'll get you a woman.
Midlife crisis?
this is "setting up a run for president" bezos
and this is also straight from putin's playbook
Tony
StarkBark has entered the chat.Looks like hes dating Caitlyn Jenner now
Let's not get into it like that. There's plenty else to comment on here.
Because she looks more like that fucked up repaint of Jesus that lady did... Right?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Attempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
He's the richest dude on the planet he can afford to fix her botched fucking surgeries.
Better
I prefer the bicep debate... Did that get photoshopped, or did he do that thing where you twist your arm meat a little before resting it on the edge of the seat so the skin from the back of your arm makes a fleshy bicep shape as long as you dont move?
Real questions.
Although it's not like he doesn't have to time or money to workout
He's legit muscular, when all your time is free time that's not actually impressive.
https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/12/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-04.jpg?quality=90&strip=all
what id give to crowbar his dumb dr evil face
Carter Pewterschmidt did it first
Billionaires really need to take a cue from Ty Warner (the Beanie Babies mogul and still pretty contemptible) and stay the fuck off social media.
You don't get to be sympathizable once your extreme gains are assuredly ill-gotten. You get to hide in your mansion, swim in your lucre like Scrooge McDuck, and have your marketing team filter and massage your outgoing public announcements.
I also would write this garbage if I got paid by Bozo like Vogue.
Like Jess Bezos' penis.
His rockets don't really go to space.
Come to my worksite Jeff. We'll toughen up those soft hands in a week.
He'll be on a sickie for days 3/4/5 to recover from the first 2, it'll take 2-3 weeks minimum.
World's Richest Man still uses shitty off-the-shelf Facetune. He just like me fr fr.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4RlkIGmdX0M&pp
Ms. Sanchez should be careful, unbridled enthusiasm was Billy Mumphrey's downfall.
Does he still have the same laugh?
Yeeeeeeeehaw
This fucking geek will never convince me he doesn't have a micro-penis.
So much body-shaming in this thread, I had to make sure I wasn't back on reddit. Fuckin' incels.
They are gazillionairs, you have to shift your ethics to not include them.
Who's that guy in the arms of that country singer?
He's from New Mexico, country-lite is the style down there. Did you think rich people just wore suits literally all the time or something?
Oh fucking please. Dude grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico, last I checked that's a nice little city even back in the day, country-lite my ass. Dude's about as country as Jason Aldean.
JR Ewing.
I didn't say he was country dumbass, I said country is the clothing style for casual wear down there.