There's a brand (I think it's a small bakery here) that uses an awesome dual-wire one that I always keep because it is more a 'clamp/clasp' clip than a 'tie/twist wire' clip
Do people still use these? I haven't seen one since my great aunt's house in the early '90s, and I'm certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.
Depends. Do you have adhd so you forget to take your meds if they're in your messy cupboard but also have a cat that might pee on it if left in an open basket on the kitchen table while you're not home?
Because in my experience, a breadbox is great for that 😂
I mean freshly baked bread that you put in a bag last week a week or so I know dough conditioners do extend the life but when I throw my bread out it's usually not because it's stale because it's moldy which conditioners don't really help
I don't usually eat that much bread, so a bag of bread may last me 4 weeks or so. Freezing it is the best option if you toast it anyways. The result is the exact same, except that freezing the bread will make it last essentially forever.
It's bread. Bread is freezable. Same with cakes. You have definitely eaten defrosted bread and not even known it. You can freeze it 100 times and you won't be able to tell the difference.
Once upon a time when toasters didn't need high tech computers, it was possible to get a perfectly toasted piece of bread from frozen. There was a bimetallic strip that sensed the temperature of the bread, so it would always be consistent. This made freezing bread much more practical
My toaster has a snowflake button that just toasts it for a little bit longer.
I'm not sure why technology hasn't improved toasters at all, and indeed made them go backwards. I guess the 80s and the age of microchips couldn't solve everything...
All the beead in the supermarkets comes from the frozen section. They take a big patch every night for the next day to defrost before adding it to the shelves.
I usually buy bread from Sam’s Club/Cosco and it comes in 2 packs so that’s usually what I do with the extra loaf. I don’t refreeze a loaf or just grab a frozen slice and microwave it or something though. I have standards
Seriously, why anything else, it is the best seal and it is the fastest way. As long as you're not going to travel with your bread, you don't need an attach.
"retaining a small amount of humidity whilst also allowing a small amount of ventilation. Some bread boxes don’t allow any ventilation, but these can cause too much moisture retention and allow faster mold growth"
Bread should be stored in a cool dry place to insure it lasts longest. Breadboxes are the opposite of ideal.
Bread boxes are antiquated tech in a time where bread was meant to be eaten faster and as a method of rodent protection. The same with pie cupboards/safes.
They create an ideal environment for bread since they’re cool, dark, and relatively dry. They act similarly to a plastic bag and trap some moisture, but they also release excess moisture through airflow, so you get the best of both worlds.
It sounds like it's just bad if you don't know how to use one.
I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.
Lawful neutral. I'm surprised more people don't just use the clip that came with it. It's kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?
Where i live the plastic is actually kind of stuck together and clip just makes sure it stays that way. Once you open it the first time the clip won't have the same effect anymore
You know how in asia they eat everything with rice ? Here, we eat everything with bread. I never thought of it before but does seems a bit weird. Most our food is home made and we somewhat eat a lot of soup. You can make more than dozens of different recipe by throwing stuff and seasoning into boiling water. You can then eat it with some bread or pour it over other stuff.
I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone was just going to let that one go un-asked! I started reading the chart from the bottom and got to chaotic good last and went from leaning back in my chair to fully forward when I read it. Was like car tire screech "What the fuck is the bottle hack?!?!?" lol
Depends on the bread and the bin. My parents have a pottery one, it keeps proper bread perfectly fresh. Of course you do need to eat a bit at least every day/every other day, because the cut side will dry out eventually.
Maybe that's mostly the bread doing all the work though. I don't know how you can store toast for any practical amount of time without consuming more preservatives than bread, lol
If you leave bread fully enclosed in plastic, all the moisture from the crumb moves into the crust and makes it soggy. But it doesn't dry out.
If you leave it just open, it dries out.
That's why (real) bread is best stored in a paper bag or in an unglazed ceramic bread bin. Those two materials allow for a slow exchange of air, therefore keeping the crust crunchy and the crumb soft.
Makes sense for beans? I only recall very small bags of beans here in Finland. Other than that its only cans and boxes. Peas you can buy in pretty big bags though..
Bread box? I haven't seen one of those in decades.
Maybe they have changed but they are just to make the kitchen look nice right? They don't actually preserve anything right?
If you live in a humid environment that bread is going bad immediately unless you put it in an air tight container. Mold loves water.
I use bag and twist tie or clip all of the way. If I am going to use it fast or freeze it if I am not going to finish it within a few days.
Not to gripe at a funni meemee or anything but it's interesting how 2 out of 3 the "good" options revolve around straight up consumerism.
"Think about how organized you would be if you had a special box to store your sliced bread!?! (Nevermind the fact that this totally unnecessary as the bread already comes in packaging that is both more airtight and likely more sterile)"
Lawful>chaotic isn't about better>worse. If anything, using the gear that came with the product is the definition of lawful in this context. Lawful is more about following the expectations of society. That's not the full meaning, but close enough for this post. If anything, I would swap true neutral and chaotic neutral.
I just figured out it can be a cultural thing.
In my country, we mostly eat dark bread. It lasts up to a week before it dries out. To achieve that, the air seal is tight enough with just tucking.
If the above image is supposed to be of a bag of white bread/toast, then just tucking actually is not enough, the toast will dry out in a day.
With toast, I'm actually lawful neutral
Somebody explain this to the trees that drop millions of nuts in the surrounding forest every few years skyrocketing not only rodent populations but also their parasites; ticks, chiggers, fleas. Predators are here, but they can't seem to catch up to the mouse output.
It's called a mast year. Every 3 to 5 years the trees in an area produce an enormous amount of fruit, then on the next year it's super low. Scientists think the trees produce more mast (botanical term for fruit of forest trees and shrubs, like acorns etc) than the animals could possibly eat, which guarantees that some seeds can grow into saplings. We don't know exactly what triggers it though.
Wait, I do a similar one to the twist and tuck but what I do is that I twist it and then partially re-cover the remaining breads, would that put me with the twist and tuck people or an I something else?
I used to be a chaotic evil, but then I learned how to actually tie things. Not a joke I'm autistic and couldn't get the hang of tying until well into my adulthood when it became required for my job that I get tying down.
lawful neutral until i lose it then chaotic neutral. both times i put it in a bread box bagged unless the bread box has a piece of junk mail i left on top of it.
I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they're so haphazard and forced that I don't find them funny. I'm getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out "moral + lawful alignment" charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are "lawful good/neutral", because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.
To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:
get a life
I use the clip if I can find it....
.... I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago...
I use the clip until there's enough slack to do the twist and tuck.
Are you me?
There is always enough slack. That's where they put the clip.
They're not as good since switching to cardboard anyway
There's a brand (I think it's a small bakery here) that uses an awesome dual-wire one that I always keep because it is more a 'clamp/clasp' clip than a 'tie/twist wire' clip
I'm not sure I can picture what you mean but that sounds nice.
Wire peg.
Not quite. I'm pretty sure I have at least one spare floating around. Will take a pic when I get the chance!
My hoarding of the plastic tabs for the past decade is finally coming in handy.
My ability to lose them immediately after grabbing first slice has not.
I twist and roll the excess bag over the bread. Kinda like how you do socks
This is the way.
I'm with you!
Tie a knot you monster!
I don't see what's wrong with it at all, solid foolproof method, I'd airlock my spaceship like that
Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it
They just make me forget about the bread.
Sounds like an scp report.
Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget...
Free penicilin.
Sometimes my mind needs a break.
You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.
The box is there to look pretty.
The only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.
You might want to consider cleaning your moldy box...
The last one was new and I bleached it out before using it, still happened. The bread was also new.
Bread don't last long. In to the fridge it goes.
Do people still use these? I haven't seen one since my great aunt's house in the early '90s, and I'm certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.
Depends. Do you have adhd so you forget to take your meds if they're in your messy cupboard but also have a cat that might pee on it if left in an open basket on the kitchen table while you're not home?
Because in my experience, a breadbox is great for that 😂
My gram used to put the bread and crisps in the oven when the oven wasn't being used :)
We used to do that in my old tiny apartment until one of us forgot and turned the oven on.
Made some toast without knowing.
My brother liked to tear open the bag in the middle, then leave it as is in the open.
I guess he's Chaotic Evil Demon King
It's just chaotic evil.
Leaving the bag open should be chaotic neutral. It's a sign of somebody shifting focus with neither good nor bad intentions.
See, this is more like chaotic evil. Most of this chart is just normal behavior.
Satan fears your brother
Is your brother a cat?
I'm hoping your brother was 3-5. Anything after that should have been slapped out of him.
He did that as a teen...
Chaotic Breadhitler
Put it in the freezer.
I didn't know humans are capable of such monstrosity
Why are you booing me, I'm right!
Big bread just wants you to throw away bread and buy more.
My bread lasts for 1-2 weeks on the counter. Modern science is rad.
I mean freshly baked bread that you put in a bag last week a week or so I know dough conditioners do extend the life but when I throw my bread out it's usually not because it's stale because it's moldy which conditioners don't really help
I don't usually eat that much bread, so a bag of bread may last me 4 weeks or so. Freezing it is the best option if you toast it anyways. The result is the exact same, except that freezing the bread will make it last essentially forever.
It's bread. Bread is freezable. Same with cakes. You have definitely eaten defrosted bread and not even known it. You can freeze it 100 times and you won't be able to tell the difference.
Once upon a time when toasters didn't need high tech computers, it was possible to get a perfectly toasted piece of bread from frozen. There was a bimetallic strip that sensed the temperature of the bread, so it would always be consistent. This made freezing bread much more practical
My toaster has a snowflake button that just toasts it for a little bit longer.
I'm not sure why technology hasn't improved toasters at all, and indeed made them go backwards. I guess the 80s and the age of microchips couldn't solve everything...
It'll stay fresh much longer
All the beead in the supermarkets comes from the frozen section. They take a big patch every night for the next day to defrost before adding it to the shelves.
This is how I keep an eight pack of burger buns fresh. Also freshly cooked freezes flawlessly.
I usually buy bread from Sam’s Club/Cosco and it comes in 2 packs so that’s usually what I do with the extra loaf. I don’t refreeze a loaf or just grab a frozen slice and microwave it or something though. I have standards
You can just throw a frozen slice in the toaster and you'll get good at timing whether you want a thawed or toasted slice before you know it.
Chaotic neutral for life.
For people who value time as much as bread freshness.
Seriously, why anything else, it is the best seal and it is the fastest way. As long as you're not going to travel with your bread, you don't need an attach.
I switch between chaotic neutral and neutral evil based on how much bread remains
I've started making my own bread and keeping it in a bread box. This alignment is called "lawful insufferable"
Bread boxes promote mold growth.
Mine is just a foodsafe plastic bin which gets cleaned out every week. My loaves scarcely last long enough to go off anyway 🤭
See? Insufferable.
I haven't found anything that isn't akin to old wives tales backing this claim up. Got any sources?
"retaining a small amount of humidity whilst also allowing a small amount of ventilation. Some bread boxes don’t allow any ventilation, but these can cause too much moisture retention and allow faster mold growth"
https://www.foodtoimpress.com/bread/how-to-prevent-mold-on-bread/
Bread should be stored in a cool dry place to insure it lasts longest. Breadboxes are the opposite of ideal.
Bread boxes are antiquated tech in a time where bread was meant to be eaten faster and as a method of rodent protection. The same with pie cupboards/safes.
From your own link:
It sounds like it's just bad if you don't know how to use one.
Free penicilin.
I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.
Satan
I am lawful and chaotic neutral.
yeah, we all know air can‘t twist, chaotic neutral is sufficient
Twist and reuse clip? Absolutely.
Chaotic neutral. Only way to live.
I don't understand why the twist and tuck is seen as a bad thing. It's a tight seal that is effortless to both do and undo.
Cuz it can fall apart if moved or slid. Needs to be redone when picked up.
I agree
I do that if I lose the original bread tag.
If I still have the tag, it's twist and tag.
Though with modern cardboard tags, it's a bit more difficult and the tags wear out more quickly.
Lawful neutral. I'm surprised more people don't just use the clip that came with it. It's kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?
Because bread is stocked daily, so the clip hasn't done much, and many of the methods are a tighter seal or just faster
Because those little fuckers are fun to flick across the room, then get lost under the couch.
Canada Bread has switched to using paper clips. They deform and break after so many reapplies. The twist and tuck is the next best option.
I haven't had a problem with them so far, but I can see how they are more flimsy compared to the plastic ones
I haven't seen a bread clip in what? 15 years.
How is bread packaged and sealed where you are?
Little bit of sellotape that has the best before date on it, you used to be able to reuse that a little but they have gone real cheap with it.
Twist tie
Where i live the plastic is actually kind of stuck together and clip just makes sure it stays that way. Once you open it the first time the clip won't have the same effect anymore
You ought to be locked up
Rowsdower...
Doesn't it dry out though? For me it's always freezer or nothing
Chaotic neutral, then in the fridge. Quick and easy, stays fresh.
This post right here, officer!
Road kill
You guys don't have a bakery every few streets ? I buy a few baguettes daily, several times a day.
Edit : a few baguettes for several people, am not some kind of 400lb duck monster.
No one needs that much bread.
I think you’re responding to a large duck, or perhaps several regular ducks packed into a long coat.
Vincent Duckman?
Ducks don't eat bread and you shouldn't feed it to them. Feed them seeds.
The ducks don’t eat the bread. They buy it for resale.
See, that's what the king said ..
Good thing bakeries sell cake too.
They have a fiendish apetite
You know how in asia they eat everything with rice ? Here, we eat everything with bread. I never thought of it before but does seems a bit weird. Most our food is home made and we somewhat eat a lot of soup. You can make more than dozens of different recipe by throwing stuff and seasoning into boiling water. You can then eat it with some bread or pour it over other stuff.
Baguette bread is terrible though. Way too hard. Anyway most Americans live further than a mile from somewhere with bread, that's far too much work.
No, far cheaper to buy in bulk at the superstore
Wait, what’s the “bottle hack?”
That sounds like significantly more work than any of the other options. In what way is it a "hack"?
That's the way hacks work. They look good on Tik Tok but then when you start to think about it you realize why we're not already doing it that way.
I mean, do it once and you have a free bag clip for a few different breads.
You'd have to do it once and then you're sorted for half a millenium.
It's a free bag clip that works. I used it several times and its working well
That sounds like the nost tiktok livehack omg i've been doing it wrong all my life, i was todays years old when i learned this lifehack, ever
It eventually gives you the firmness of toast without the toaster
Too many steps, ill be at the bar
I drink my bread.
This should be chaotic evil.
I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone was just going to let that one go un-asked! I started reading the chart from the bottom and got to chaotic good last and went from leaning back in my chair to fully forward when I read it. Was like car tire screech "What the fuck is the bottle hack?!?!?" lol
I think chaotic good should be you tie it with a loop. It's firmly tied closed, but you just have to pull at the end and it comes open
My bread last so long because I twist and tuck in a bread box.
Proudly Chaotic neutral.
Efficient and lazy, that's my way!
Good enough is good enough for me
It's not just good enough, it's probably more air tight than the other methods because the twist is longer. Also, most plastic is air permeable.
What about the knot that pulls apart effortlessly? I've been doing those all my life
I tighten bread bag knots to punish people for their hubris.
I am so grateful to the person who taught me that. I didn't forget about you, Alice.
imagine tying a knot on the end of the bag, as far from the bread as possible, and just cutting it off and retying every time you want bread
And now I wonder why did I even stop at this thread at all.
I dont understand bread bins. How do they not just make the bread stale
They do, you should always use one of the other methods to close up the bag, then put it in the bin
Depends on the bread and the bin. My parents have a pottery one, it keeps proper bread perfectly fresh. Of course you do need to eat a bit at least every day/every other day, because the cut side will dry out eventually.
Maybe that's mostly the bread doing all the work though. I don't know how you can store toast for any practical amount of time without consuming more preservatives than bread, lol
If you leave bread fully enclosed in plastic, all the moisture from the crumb moves into the crust and makes it soggy. But it doesn't dry out.
If you leave it just open, it dries out.
That's why (real) bread is best stored in a paper bag or in an unglazed ceramic bread bin. Those two materials allow for a slow exchange of air, therefore keeping the crust crunchy and the crumb soft.
I guess I dont have to think about this for my loaf of bleached supermarket bread
what if i like soggy bread
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Not really dripping with water, but it equalises the moisture between crumb and crust.
That's not a concern for wonderbread, since the crust was never crunchy to begin with.
Flip lawful and true neutral, otherwise good chart
What is this "bottle hack"?
Cut off the top inch or so of a plastic bottle and put the top of the bag through it. You can then twist the cap back on the bottle to seal the bag
https://youtu.be/yQsEd7m38Iw?si=vgDBwJlSyU6SwcTt
That makes sense for beans, but bread?
Makes sense for beans? I only recall very small bags of beans here in Finland. Other than that its only cans and boxes. Peas you can buy in pretty big bags though..
Ok, maybe I meant like dry lentils.
The original DiWhy, at least for bread
lawful neutral, then chaotic neutral when i lose the thingy
chaotic evil is tying a not because theyre impossible to get open again
It's evil, but not chaotic. It's closed after all, so I'd say this fits lawful evil perfectly.
Chaotic evil is throwing the bag away and leaving the loaf out.
I appreciate any effort to “close” the bag.
Does nobody else buy bread that has a twist tie instead of a clip?
I'm a cross between lawful and chaotic neutral. I use the clip, but also twist and tuck.
Why use many thing when weight of bread will do
Neutral evil.. Too lazy to twist.
The twist keeps the bread thieves away. The equivalent to wearing a blanket as protection against monsters.
Bread box? I haven't seen one of those in decades. Maybe they have changed but they are just to make the kitchen look nice right? They don't actually preserve anything right? If you live in a humid environment that bread is going bad immediately unless you put it in an air tight container. Mold loves water.
I use bag and twist tie or clip all of the way. If I am going to use it fast or freeze it if I am not going to finish it within a few days.
Ours is in use to keep the damn cat from eating through the bag.
I use a breadbox for homemade bread and it keeps it good for a while.
Does it seal the bread or anything? From a pure preservation standpoint does the bread last longer outside of a bread box vs inside?
Does blocking the light prevent bread from going off?
Is "going off" a British phrase? It's funny, like the bread is going to explode.
When you eat off food your butt will explode.
I put the bag in the bread box. It does look nice.
I was always pro-breadbox until I moved to an area with lots of roaches. Now, it's sealed boxes all the way
Neutral evil and chaotic evil bread bag practitioners are NOT invited to my house.
Not to gripe at a funni meemee or anything but it's interesting how 2 out of 3 the "good" options revolve around straight up consumerism.
"Think about how organized you would be if you had a special box to store your sliced bread!?! (Nevermind the fact that this totally unnecessary as the bread already comes in packaging that is both more airtight and likely more sterile)"
The environment weeps.
Also bag clips break. A rubber band or a knot (one you sure you can untie).
I usually use "just tucking", though.
People put bread just loose in a breadbox? That's disturbing. Keep the bread in the bag, but put it in the box so it doesn't get squished.
Chaotic neutral here. The twist tie that comes with the bag immediately goes in my twist tie collection.
::: spoiler twist tie collection
:::
Are you a crow?
Possibly.. 🐦
True neutral and chaotic neutral should switch
I am lawful neutral but my mom's lawful evil and she throws the fucking thing away so I can't even do it :((
I’d have swapped true and lawful neutrals. True neutral is using what came with it, surely? Even though a band is better.
Lawful>chaotic isn't about better>worse. If anything, using the gear that came with the product is the definition of lawful in this context. Lawful is more about following the expectations of society. That's not the full meaning, but close enough for this post. If anything, I would swap true neutral and chaotic neutral.
I never expected to be in the neutral evil segment here...
You look good tucked though.
I honestly don't see the problem. I'm not putting that little bread clip back on the bag once it's off.
Who folds without twisting??
(Ok I do sometimes, but I know it’s wrong.)
I just figured out it can be a cultural thing. In my country, we mostly eat dark bread. It lasts up to a week before it dries out. To achieve that, the air seal is tight enough with just tucking. If the above image is supposed to be of a bag of white bread/toast, then just tucking actually is not enough, the toast will dry out in a day. With toast, I'm actually lawful neutral
I’m not sure what’s in the bag has anything to do with if you twist before you tuck.
Twisting emulates how the bread seals with a clip. It’s more a habit of some sort, like double tapping the trigger on a drill to see if it has power.
Somebody explain this to the trees that drop millions of nuts in the surrounding forest every few years skyrocketing not only rodent populations but also their parasites; ticks, chiggers, fleas. Predators are here, but they can't seem to catch up to the mouse output.
It's called a mast year. Every 3 to 5 years the trees in an area produce an enormous amount of fruit, then on the next year it's super low. Scientists think the trees produce more mast (botanical term for fruit of forest trees and shrubs, like acorns etc) than the animals could possibly eat, which guarantees that some seeds can grow into saplings. We don't know exactly what triggers it though.
Mice in your home is more a problem of class than alignment.
We're talking about D&D, I wasn't making a deeper commentary on real world socioeconomic status.
Pest control services are popular in the suburbs
Lived on a rural farm most of my life and never had issues with mice in bread boxes.
I've seen rats in rather expensive parts of Moscow.
Lawful neutral until the last 2-4 slices then neutral evil
You mean until the plastic bit breaks off from the bigger plastic bit
It depends a lot wheter you live on your own or with your parents.
You mean my kids?
Normally I'm chaotic neutral, but sometimes I forget and end up being chaotic evil lol
Im consistently suprised how often i emd up on the neutral side in those memes. This time lawful neutral
What does it mean for me that I would twist and tuck into the bread box....
Usually chaotic neutral for me, I've never seen a. Rubber and on bread before tho
neutral good most of the time
sometimes lawful neutral
if I'm lazy, neutral evil
i do chaotic neutral cause it's essentially neutral evil but with at least the illusion of a more secure seal
Chaotic neutral
Wait, I do a similar one to the twist and tuck but what I do is that I twist it and then partially re-cover the remaining breads, would that put me with the twist and tuck people or an I something else?
'fraid so. Chaotic and all that
Lawful neutral, moving to chaotic neutral when I get down to a few slices.
Brother.
Chaotic neutral. Who knew that bread was such a sage.
Usually neutral good, but if I can't find the clip, I'm neutral evil.
Neutral Evil for me. Almost the laziest option, but willing to put in the barest amount of effort.
Chaotic evil, we keep the bread in the fridge.
My wife does this for some reason.
That just makes it go stale faster
Depends on your climate. 30C and 80% humidity and your bread goes mouldy in three days outside of the fridge.
Slipknot all day everyday. Fast to tie and untie nothing to lose like a clip or a rubber band. Plus it's just a small bit of fun
Haven't heard that song. Did they drop a new single?
And what is just tucking in a breadbox?
I used to be a chaotic evil, but then I learned how to actually tie things. Not a joke I'm autistic and couldn't get the hang of tying until well into my adulthood when it became required for my job that I get tying down.
I am lawful evil, future me has been cursing past me ever since
No love for twist ties here
I just leave bread on the table and throw out the bag.
Where does leaving it out in the open fit?
What is the bottle hack? I do the old twist and tuck, but I store it in the oven, which is just a big bread box.
NG. Maybe LN. But I had a housemate who was pretty much CE.
Knot with a little loop pushed through for easy opening and tuck.
Never been called NE before 😄
So I’m neutral good and my wife is lawful neutral. At least we’re partially aligned.
I try to be lawful neutral but just end up doing chaotic evil. Anyway who wants stale sourdough as hard as a rock?
Clothespins for me. I hate plastic. Yearning for non plastic bags now.
lawful neutral
Chaotic evil ಠ_ಠ
Chaotic neutral, except I don't tuck it
Lawful neutral or chaotic neutral for me, depending on my mood.
I'm oscillating between lawful neutral and neutral evil
Chaotic evil if I can get away with it. Otherwise either neutral evil or chaotic neutral.
I switch between chaotic neutral and neutral evil.
I tie a knot, but it’s more like a shoelace and can be pulled open with a simple pull. Where does that put me?
I feel so lost and alone :(
How do you do that? Teach us your ways.
Basically it's what Aa! said, I just never knew the word for it.
Looks like the best between being practical and secure. Too bad I suck at making knots.
Looks like the best between being practical and secure. Too bad I suck at making knots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_knot
That's more or less the way I would do it
Every time one of those charts comes up I'm somehow always marked chaotic neutral.
lawful neutral until i lose it then chaotic neutral. both times i put it in a bread box bagged unless the bread box has a piece of junk mail i left on top of it.
I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they're so haphazard and forced that I don't find them funny. I'm getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out "moral + lawful alignment" charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are "lawful good/neutral", because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.
neutral/chaotic if there's fresh bread, and room temp butter i'm a goblin
I'm lawful neutral until I lose the clip, then I become eeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiillll
I'm definitely somewhere between neutral and chaotic evil...
I just buy real bread.
....that doesn't come in a bag?