Vicarious joy. You forget it exists and you stew in this seething envy of other people's happiness and then you remember your training. Where have you been all my life, friend? To be happy not in spite of other people's happiness but because of it? What magic!
Hahaha, im actually referencing an old vine where a big sister tells her little brother shes a lesbian (either as a joke or serious idk) and he replies "youre a lesbian? I thought you were american"
I sometimes wish I were young again. The thrill of experiencing new things which are important at the time, but either becomes normal or less important over time.
Congrats on the kiss. I'm sure you'll get plenty more!
I don't know about that whole "normal or less important over time" thing. I've been kissing the same woman for nearly 40 years now. It's still a thrill and I do it as often as she will stand still long enough.
It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠
When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth because they use their eyes to help push the food down its throat. So you got that going for you now! 🐸
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But did you like it, Katy?
Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick
Well I hope her boyfriend doesn't mind it.
Did it feel so wrong? Did it feel so right? Does this mean you're in love to-night?
This reminds me of the karaoke song Galatax sings with Gillian in ultramegatron team go.
I heard chapstick was a reference to clitoris.
I don't buy it. Swift has some passion in her lyrics, but she's about as edgy and nuanced as a river rock.
Katy Perry, actually. And I don't think she writes her own lyrics.
Oh damn, you right. I wrote that when I was most of the way asleep last night.
Vicarious joy. You forget it exists and you stew in this seething envy of other people's happiness and then you remember your training. Where have you been all my life, friend? To be happy not in spite of other people's happiness but because of it? What magic!
Until you forget again.
I would absolutely pay 15 bucks for that cake.
The date says 2012. It would be considerably more now.
It's probably gone bad by now.
I have a friend that uses this picture all the time. So much so that someone made the exact cake for him once.
Youre a lesbian? I thought you were american...
Dual citizenship
Perfect comeback. ;-)
it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that "lesbian" and "lebanese" were two different words with different meanings
Hahaha, im actually referencing an old vine where a big sister tells her little brother shes a lesbian (either as a joke or serious idk) and he replies "youre a lesbian? I thought you were american"
It's only logical to kiss other gals. This lesbian is cheering for you. 🥰
My autistic ass is very affirmed by this comment 🥰
You go girl! And remember:
Linoone
Gengar
Bidoof
Torterra
Quagsire
Incineroar
Absol
Plusie
Lickitung
Gardevoir
Banette
Thievul
fake: OP is not a frog in a suit
gay: OP did girl kissing
This is beautiful, thank you so much 😂
And you liked it, yes?
Boy howdy did I ever 😮💨
That's nice :)
I sometimes wish I were young again. The thrill of experiencing new things which are important at the time, but either becomes normal or less important over time.
Congrats on the kiss. I'm sure you'll get plenty more!
I don't know about that whole "normal or less important over time" thing. I've been kissing the same woman for nearly 40 years now. It's still a thrill and I do it as often as she will stand still long enough.
Yay!!! Kissing girls is so much fun, congrats!
Thank you, this has genuinely been the most delightful 24 hours of my life 😭
and you liked it?
The taste of her cherry chapstick?
He just wanted to try it.
Wait did you turned into a frog
Yeah, the curse works the opposite way for princesses as it does for princes 😮💨
See Lemmy isn't just a bunch of old fogeys! Congrats friend!
Thank you!! 😊
ALL of it!?1!1 Save some for the rest of us, comrade!! (/s)
What's this gif from?
you totally kissed and told... also how steamy was this kiss? we need details
It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠
Oh hell yeah! I love a good high energy lesbian bar
Fucking finally
Now go back and kiss her again and again!
👍🎉🎇
First lady I kissed (which was also the last lady I kissed ) had questionable hygiene and was a smoker so it was an 'experience' Ill say that ...
congratz though 🤟🏿
Yay! Congrats!
i love kissing women
She wasn't a princess, I take it.
goddess, actually! Kissing her turned me into a frog, but what are you going to do 🤷🏻
When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth because they use their eyes to help push the food down its throat. So you got that going for you now! 🐸
was happy for you then found out you're a lesbian and now i'm really happy for you.
Heck yeah! Congestions. May many more be in your future
So many congestions to all involved.
I have to ask....Was it your best friend?
Great question! It was not, lol
Hehe, now you got addicted too!
Congrats girl!
Where did you kiss her?
Beneath the milky twilight, maybe?
Or down by the broken tree house?
Probably on the lips. Could also be the feet.
In the back of a Volkswagon
Real lesbians would have gone for a Subaru
I thought that was a Mallrats reference. Besides, they get the Subaru once they move in together.
Congrats! I’m so happy this was special to you!
Good for you, buddy ❤️
I look forward to your update about mashing cloacas together
An overrated experience, if you ask me. I far prefer to suck dick.
Mmmm… yummy dick
I’m glad we’re both doing what we love :)
Hello 😏
Username checks out
😉
Absolutely same here. I'm also a lesbian too!
Would you refer to yourself as a “cocksucker” at all?
No, although it is neither untrue nor inaccurate
I’m truly happy you’ve found your calling. :-)
Referring to it as “my calling“ might be a bit of a stretch
Lemmy users > Reddit slugs
I'm my day we would have to take it an ad in the newspaper to announce this
Congrats! 🎉
Happy for you!
Good
Where?
On the dance floor of a lesbian bar 😌
In a lesbian relationship who turns into the frog?
Don't stop now to tell us about it, go for second base! You've got this!
Your mam doesn't count
Good thing it was yours then
Weyyy! good one :p
How else are you going to get cooties?