Where's the part about making an account to "share your score with your friends".
Also missed the "Achievements": the very first click should've triggered at least "Started your first sweep", "Just got lucky: your blind click wasn't a mine!", "Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click" and "Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click".
Also didn't saw any "sweep store" selling things like "Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding".
I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.
I didn't buy the horse armour in oblivion, but I bought the tarnished edition update for Elden ring..........But for $4 I've got my money's worth for sure.
I finished AAA-Minesweeper without dying. Just clicked all fields until everything was solved. Very nice atmospheric blood effect on the sides of screen, just like real bombs would hurt me. Unfortunately I had no audio; was there supposed to be some audio?
Edit: Oh and the credits still roll while I was typing this.
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damn, I kept playing just for the plot, I can't wait for the 2billion budget sequel voiced by keanu reeves and ana de armas
That takes up 300Gb and requires a third party launcher plus denuvo
although the min reqs gonna be crazy, I'm counting the days to summer 2038
Start saving for the 9090Ti now if you want to run it over 30 fps.
I gotta sweep these mines
What happened in Singapore?!?!?
Things went sideways..
It was a massacre
https://youtu.be/LHY8NKj3RKs
Where's the part about making an account to "share your score with your friends".
Also missed the "Achievements": the very first click should've triggered at least "Started your first sweep", "Just got lucky: your blind click wasn't a mine!", "Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click" and "Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click".
Also didn't saw any "sweep store" selling things like "Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding".
I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.
i like the part where ot always tells you where to click and the main character and the woman also constantly explain it xD
Hey, for an AAA game there is a serious lack of a launcher, issues with kernel level anti cheat, creating a separate account and a 30 gigabyte update.
Where’s my DLC and monthly subscriptions?
I want to buy a special skin for Sweeper!
OMFG, this is hilarious!
I couldn't play it because it's PlayStation exclusive 😔
This yes so well made I was sad there wasn't more. I love Minesweepers.
The fact that it's impossible to die reminded me of that Wolverine motorcycle game.
It's impossible to die? I just played it without using the yellow diamonds. I didn't try to intentionally hit a mine though.
I hit a mine and it let me continue
I hit every mine and it let me continue lmao
Ah I see. I guess I could have tried rather than asking hah . Thanks though.
Do I need to play the prequel to enjoy this?
Yeah but if you play the prequel without reading the novella first then what are you even doing with your life.
there is a game boy side series that explains why the villain become the villain so he you would sympathise him to an extent - he actually has a point
All right first you're gonna need to track down a Nokia N-gage, then what you're gonna wanna do is take the battery out...
If you want to know about what happened back there in Paris you'll need to.
I think for new players it makes most sense to play them in release order and then for a second playthrough go chronologically.
Another minesweeper purist I see
What? No localization team? As a native bahasa speaker, this is literally unplayable!
I need to sweep these mines.
The yellow paint indicator 💀
This is just Halo 3 on easy. Where is the DLC? The in game currencies? Rare lootbox skins? Forced online pvp with ranked rewards?
And what is happening the flags should waving in different directions thanks to DLSS5.
We can have quadruple A game in a browser but we have to download an app just so we can get an appointment.
Also the lack of QTE is disappointing, 7/10.
That can't be even A tier. It run perfectly on mobile, vertical.
That's where "AAA" developers are heading next. Consoles and PCs are gonna be dead due to component costs. Phones are gonna be the new target.
holy shit where can I pay 80 eur for this?
This is fantastic! Wonderfully done and funny. Thank you!🙏
Minesweeper is the GOAT of all timewasters. GTA6 is going to have a run for its money. Physical release?
Naked snake and para-medic in an alternate world....
I did not expect to be double crossed after all that work.
You still get the same ending, even if you explode all the mines. 0/10 would not recommend. ☹️
Thanks, I hate it.
When I saw the UE logo I burst in laughter, 10/10 spot on
Anyone else just listen for a really long time thinking he'd eventually start sweeping mines??? 😂😅
Coooool I finally finished a round of minesweeper.
It’s apparently vibe coded but no less hilarious because of it.
Brilliant
"Good job, Sweeper. You did it." Yes. It was all me! Thank you, Nora.
I need to sweep these mines.
I mean minesweeper is :100: a AAA game, what are we even talking about.
I accidentally saved the whole city on my second playthrough!
I had completely forgotten that's what happens, but that's obvious. Don will be so disappointed!
Well shit. Evidently that's all AI generated. That sucks.
It's faithful since the industry is moving towards this, Activision already put a lot of AI art in COD.
I was wondering why the voice actors weren't credited in the comically long credits.
I wish every name in the credits was Mike Lacher.
Oh, did a new xcom come out?
Yep. E en unskippable credits haha. Where's the expert board?
Did you buy the expert pack dlc?
No. Darn. I should have known. Fuckin' Tom Howard got me again.......damn...
Thank you for buying the horse armor.
I didn't buy the horse armour in oblivion, but I bought the tarnished edition update for Elden ring..........But for $4 I've got my money's worth for sure.
Absolute gold
Now that is a good game!
What? I can't buy any cosmetics?
Wtf did I just experience 😂
This is so cool! The yellow tiles were funny hahahaha
Now do Skifree
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I'm gonna preorder the sequel. No matter how dumbed down the game and how much the content is hidden behind micro transactions and DLCs.
Can we get a New Game + as DLC?
Too real 🫠
I actually love it
I finished AAA-Minesweeper without dying. Just clicked all fields until everything was solved. Very nice atmospheric blood effect on the sides of screen, just like real bombs would hurt me. Unfortunately I had no audio; was there supposed to be some audio?
Edit: Oh and the credits still roll while I was typing this.
Hahaha mostly woman in the credits.