No black cats, kick but, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
That's not true. A recent investigation proved that doesn't happen. I believe it was metrics from Grindr itself. Stop putting these fuckers in my community. Republican bigots aren't just automatically gay. That makes the rest of us look bad.
Ah. Got a link? I may just be repeating a common (false) joke. Every time there’s a big Republican convention, someone usually shares a headline about Grindr activity spiking
Regularly scheduled homophobia on Political Memes. Making fun of gayness is not the same thing as making fun of homophobic fascists, even if you're "doing to them what they do to others," or whatever. The fact that gayness is now so heavily associated with these people is becoming a problem.
It also happens to be consistent with 20th century homophobic narratives about gay men hiding among us and instigating a degeneration of society. Almost like most people never actually stopped being bigoted, but just learned what actions are visibly bigoted.
The joke isn't that they are gay. The joke is that they are hypocritical assholes.
Also anyone that has stepped foot into grindr knows that the joke made in this post is pretty accurate. There are a surprising number of profiles where people label themselves as "straight" and they often have the weirdest demands listed in a list format that can be pretty damn close to this quote. If you question their sexuality they will absolutely engage in the most interesting mental gymnastics to justify how their want to sleep with gay men isn't gay.
This joke isn't against the gays, it's for the gays
I can't even count how many times I've explained this to libs on here. No, this is not a joke "for the gays," just because some gay men are traitors. The focus on "hypocrisy" is a convenient excuse to suspend criticality over what the joke actually is, with the presumption that calling this man gay just means that he's hypocritical. In the real world, you guys just keep calling people you don't like gay because you know it means "bad," and they don't like being called gay.
No, that does not mean there has to be zero gay fascists for this joke to not he harmful, because that also expects a moral purity of gay men as a community before you interrogate the actual meanings behind your words.
Maybe stop trying to count and learn it's not nearly as deep as you want to make it.
Overanalyzing a joke into oblivion to make it offensive is not impressive. You can do this with almost anything, hell Fox News made a fortune making up bullshit connections to generate anger and outrage.
Also I'm not even going to try to point out how absolutely nonsensical that last paragraph is. It's borderline incomprehensible, this really is like hearing Fox News
Ten years ago, dickheads like this said the same shit about pointing out the harm in edgy memes. There's always a chud angered by the notion that they should think about what they say.
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He‘s anti J.D. Vance?
He certainly ticks at least 4 of those
I'm almost surprised "no couch fuckers" didn't make Kegsbreaths list.
Weirdos probably covers that
"I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull whippers, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."
And a shit load of dimes!
Could you repeat that, sir?
No black cats, kick but, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
But no weirdos or radicals!
No grindrs, gay finders, side winders, reminders,
Hangovers, strait closures, illegal takeovers.
-Dr. Hegsuess One Fish, Two Fish, Red Commie Gay Blue Fish
"No fatties"
Yet they'll be led by Newt Gingrich and Elon Musk....
and McDonalds Trump
Musk isn't fat he's deformed
This guy has never been in an Air Force communications or intel squadron.
My brother in Christ, this guy has apparently never met anyone in the military, period.
They're all weirdos, all the way down.
I wonder if there are enough furry us mil veterans on lemmy to make an active comm for them.
... I wonder if that already exists and I just don't know about it.
Says the alcoholic radical weirdo. It's he going to remove himself from the dept of defense? No, because he's a hypocrite.
Label yourself, I'm a beardo weirdo radical
Oh snap, love Radiohead
I'm also his grindr bio
Is the title a joke or genuinely OOTL?
Grindr is a gay dating app.
There’s a recurring joke here because every time there’s a Republican convention, Grindr always goes down to a heavy influx of traffic.
That's not true. A recent investigation proved that doesn't happen. I believe it was metrics from Grindr itself. Stop putting these fuckers in my community. Republican bigots aren't just automatically gay. That makes the rest of us look bad.
Ah. Got a link? I may just be repeating a common (false) joke. Every time there’s a big Republican convention, someone usually shares a headline about Grindr activity spiking
He didnt say no gimps hmm
I'm pretty sure furries represent 20% of the armed services
The Air Force maybe?
If I had to break it down I'd wager furries make up
35% of the Marines 10% of the Army 20% of the navy 30% of the air force
If your looking for the research keyword it's milfur
Space Force.
How many milspacefurcadets are there?
What about the Navy?
Hey don't forget the coast guard. Everyone I know who's been in it is pretty cool
"no radicals"
Oh, the irony.
MTV spring break producers choosing who get to be shown on camera.
No hegseth
This is throwing some strong "Get 'em up against the wall" vibes, hey.
so the dog fuckers go to the FBI instead of DoW ?
Conformist clones. That’s what he wants.
He has definitely seen a few up close.
What about no abusers, no pedos, no rapists, no druggies, no con men, no diaper fillers.
Last one is ableism and not uncommon for wounded veterans, not that he cares about losers like that.
Thanks MAGA!
These types of idiots should be on the fringe but it seems they have power for some odd reason.
He qualifies for the last 3
Regularly scheduled homophobia on Political Memes. Making fun of gayness is not the same thing as making fun of homophobic fascists, even if you're "doing to them what they do to others," or whatever. The fact that gayness is now so heavily associated with these people is becoming a problem.
It feels like victim blaming when the "self hating homosexual"-trope is trotted out every time.
It also happens to be consistent with 20th century homophobic narratives about gay men hiding among us and instigating a degeneration of society. Almost like most people never actually stopped being bigoted, but just learned what actions are visibly bigoted.
The joke isn't that they are gay. The joke is that they are hypocritical assholes.
Also anyone that has stepped foot into grindr knows that the joke made in this post is pretty accurate. There are a surprising number of profiles where people label themselves as "straight" and they often have the weirdest demands listed in a list format that can be pretty damn close to this quote. If you question their sexuality they will absolutely engage in the most interesting mental gymnastics to justify how their want to sleep with gay men isn't gay.
This joke isn't against the gays, it's for the gays
I can't even count how many times I've explained this to libs on here. No, this is not a joke "for the gays," just because some gay men are traitors. The focus on "hypocrisy" is a convenient excuse to suspend criticality over what the joke actually is, with the presumption that calling this man gay just means that he's hypocritical. In the real world, you guys just keep calling people you don't like gay because you know it means "bad," and they don't like being called gay.
No, that does not mean there has to be zero gay fascists for this joke to not he harmful, because that also expects a moral purity of gay men as a community before you interrogate the actual meanings behind your words.
Maybe stop trying to count and learn it's not nearly as deep as you want to make it.
Overanalyzing a joke into oblivion to make it offensive is not impressive. You can do this with almost anything, hell Fox News made a fortune making up bullshit connections to generate anger and outrage.
Also I'm not even going to try to point out how absolutely nonsensical that last paragraph is. It's borderline incomprehensible, this really is like hearing Fox News
Ten years ago, dickheads like this said the same shit about pointing out the harm in edgy memes. There's always a chud angered by the notion that they should think about what they say.
Lib, Chud, Fascist
Going for the full bingo today?