Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond'
GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's koi fish.
Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong's pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.
CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.
He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.
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So this is what became of the mudkip guy..
Been watching too many dolphin documentaries?
I like that they describe him as "sex-starved" as if that could even begin to explain his actions
Who among us hasn't had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?
It's those lips.
The man may or mat not have been sex-starved, but the koi fish was definitely hapless. They got that part right.
I'm sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.
Yeah I'm pretty sure that fish wasn't having a happy time.
How do you know? This may be exactly what that fish wanted. Walking around with that sexy mouth all opening closing like that. I mean that's disgusting.
Since when is 51 a "senior citizen"?
If it gets me a discount, I'm fine with it. It's just words.
Since they got old /s (since before the average lifespan of people increased in some parts of the world)
51 is senior citizen...??
Right? I'm 12 years from there, and I'll have to work another 19 years after that to retire. May as well just call it quits now.
What the actual fuck..?! Yeah, that link will stay blue.
"having sex with" no no, this is rape, jfc
Ha good one
smh they arrested him for doing something we've ALL done atleast once...✌️😔 /s
You're not the only one, everyone is just being coy about it.
Ask the question and people tend to clam up.
I know we're making light of this in the comments, dark humor I get it, no judgment on that note.... but this is actually fucking horrifying. That link is hella staying blue.
It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms
Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.
Does Lemmy have block settings for links? For specific ones...
Fucking a fish is horrifying to you??
You would not have survived the earlier internet.
Honey, I'm a veteran of the early internet, my first computer was a fucking Tandy. That's why, after I matured a little, I decided seeing this kind of shit wasn't some test of fortitude I was winning and likely it just wasn't doing my mental health any favors.
Sounds like it didn't do you any either.
If you don't think raping an animal likely to death is horrifying, you should really consider what the internet has done to your brain, dude.
Do you like fish sticks?
I survived the earlier internet. This is still horrifying. And yes, I did see that guy who got killed by the horse. That was very horrifying. Just because some things are truly terrible, doesnt mean other things can't be terrible.
Ah, Mr. Hands. I'll never forget the grunt Mr. Hands makes when the horse perforates his intestines.
There's actually a documentary about it. Dude had spinal damage that caused sexual dysfunction. Resulted in Washington state passing a bestiality law.
Yeah I learned quickly after that one not to trust links from certain people. I did recently send him a goatse picture for nostalgia purposes. His wife freaked out.
Bless her heart, she doesn't understand that it's a traditional cultural practice.
My cofee mug:
😂😂
I was on the early internet and yeah, fish fucking is gross dude.
It's just begging for it!
I came here to ask "how??"
I now understand how.
Those are some DSL’s if I’ve ever seen them.
Fun fact: I just image searched "fish with dsls" 🤣
Is that the nvidia AI game thing?
Dick Sucking Lip System 5.
Any good results?
Totally shouldn’t have worn that outfit lol
Brings new meaning to the saying "He sleeps with the fishes"
Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’
Make me an offal I can't refuse
For some people, that would be the best way to start the day.
I'm almost certain there's a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with "-Godfather" in the query. 🤦🏿♀️
I think your right,an airplane/hot shots kind of movie
When can I opt out of living on this world.
This dude is 51 years old.
You think he woke up, at 51 and was like "Ya know what? I think I'll try to fuck a fish today".
Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.
It's a tale as old as time... Or at least as old as navies.
For example, Portsmoiugh football club fans are known as The Skates in honour of the Royal Navy base in Portsmouth; apparently, sailors swear that the humble Skate is a particular tender lover.
You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.
Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.
I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.
According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those
Weird that you put "dolls" as the "even" example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with "he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs."
I'm way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.
I actually noticed that as well while writing but my ADHD addled brain decided to skip rephrasing as I was certain you'll understand
I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water's surface in my grandfather's pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was... different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, "is this love?"
No, mate. She was just playing koi with you
Who knows? Was he born fucking fish? Pretty sure it had to start some time in particular
Wait, a fish fucker AND a pervert?? Man, that guy's got a lot going on.
Ya know, suddenly those weird laws banning having sex with fish make a lot more sense.
Okay this is the weirdest Rule 34 I've read.
he's going to get a restraining order with minimum distance from ponds
They're definitely not throwing him in the tank.
I guess his gf's a cold fish.
The Oxford English Dictionary defines sex as “physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse”... seeing that the koi, despite being hapless, is not a people, and it doesn't sound like the pervert touched the koi's sexual organs, I'm going to have to say that they did not have sex.
Also, is 51 considered a senior citizen in Thailand?
That's a pretty bullshit definition. Without going into details because this is isn't pornhub, there are sex acts that involve only one set of genitals.
Oral sex is sex, right Mr. Clinton?
Depends what your definition of "is" is.
What do you mean by "Depends"?
What do you mean by "what"?
What do you mean by "your"?
What do you mean by "definition"?
What do you mean by "of"?
What do you mean by "is"?
Today? Not the most absurd thing a president has ever said.
At the time??? I have a hard time thinking of a more absurd thing a president could ever say. That being said.....we've fallen such a far way from sanity in the modern day.
If you're being pedantic about it, sure, but I, for one, appreciate the euphemism given the alternative sentence "man uses koi carp as living fleshlight".
A koi is ok, but if you want the best living fleshlight you've gotta get a rattlesnake. Just be sure you have the fangs removed first, and then use it before the next set of fangs come in, otherwise that's a VERY embarrassing trip to the ER.
Dude took The Shape Of Water way to seriously.
Quit carping around
....what
Right? Did he specifically hate and want to defile these fish? Or traumatize this neighbor? Or did he somehow get genes that just make him super horny for fish?
In this case if your image I would say that it was the fish making unwanted advances on the human
In the fish wars, this guy would've been a patriot. /s
That's all I'm saying.
2 guys 1 fish was better
I see we have a connaisseur. The... ahem, shit, that was on the internet 20 years ago and the current youth don't know about.
I can't believe they failed to censor out his ::: spoiler innocent children. :::
Is this originally a Daily Sport article?
Stupid, sexy koi fish.