Not only time, but space. Charge the asshole rent for his lizards. And, you don't need to justify the amount, there is no market rate for this shit, and if he didn't give you a choice, you can charge whatever you want. $50/day seems right to me. Maybe he should have asked what your rate was before he hoisted them upon you.
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Sounds like your job asked you to do a special project. Log your hours caring for the animals like you would any other work day.
Not only time, but space. Charge the asshole rent for his lizards. And, you don't need to justify the amount, there is no market rate for this shit, and if he didn't give you a choice, you can charge whatever you want. $50/day seems right to me. Maybe he should have asked what your rate was before he hoisted them upon you.
He gave me $2,000 cash
hey its me ur replacement
Damn, what's the problem?
No shit OPs acting like they got fucked by a coven of witches
Admittedly, that part was rather pleasant.
Where do I sign up?
You need a new job? I need your job!
What a dick!
Put it on red
YTB
Spend that on some look-a-like geckos and then go on a well-documented high-risk adventure with them. Send regular updates to your boss.
Quit. Tonight.
OP's life for the next 6 weeks:
Makes me sad... my childhood leopard gecko died two winters ago at 18 years old
Hey bb, want to get fucked (over with car insurance)? 😏
I want your bosses job.
You getting paid good for this at least right?
If not, release the cats.
Don't have a cat? No worry, they're easy to find...
Ugh. Amature! You don't release cats. Cats go where they want, when they want, at all times. Now and forever.
But if there's a chipmunk outside, they will do this weird noise together like "kakakakakakakakaaaaa"
So don't be a chipmunk. They clearly are teasing the hell out of these cats just by existing.
Sounds like you have job security
They asked you because they have no friends.
We need a new society.
Time to fire up the BBQ.
My wife would be happy to watch them for you!