If at work (roll 1d10 4 times)
Wire strippers
11-in-1 screwdriver
Impact driver with 1 of Philips, Square, or 5/16" socket bits in it. 5ah battery
3d12 wirenuts
5d12 selftapping or wood screws
2d12 one hole straps (not the size you need)
Torpedo level (magnetic)
Cigarettes (cheap, 2d10 left in pack)
Vape pen (not nicotine)
Keys
If at home (lair) I just give up, roll for treasure as Villager. Tools are in the van outside.
A scroll that, when read, let's you see everything as interconnected systems. This new ability is both wonderfully useful and paralyzingly overwhelming.
(Edit: banger question, BTW! Don't forget to upvote it, people)
Bleed reduction pills, painkillers, and mediocre quality non-armor clothing that gives you a feeling of comfort.
A ring of animal friendship that gives +10 to all skills related to animals, and -1 to all skills related to humans.
And a curse upon looting that cannot be dispelled that causes the cursed to always speak bluntly, to the point, with no deception, and to be frequently misunderstood as a result.
A vegetable cleaver and the ability to convince anyone of an idea at anytime but it is only self targeting and the effect is to convince yourself that you fucked up.
A notebook in broken English and piglatin, generally written in a dethek-derived cursive, that when translated ends up as a record of what Linux geekery I've been up to and some complaints about spelling, rfc2142, SLSA or iso27002.
I'd explode into hundreds of empty snus and beer cans, and thousands of roasted and salted peanuts. I consume way too much of those three things. And "Alone Again Or" by Love or "I See the Rain" by Marmalade would play on loop at that specific spot until the end of the universe.
a cursed pile of shit that has refused to leave my body for 30 years. it does 3d6 damage and leaves a stain wherever it has touched your skin that can't be washed off
100% a keyring containing a USB thumb drive containing custom pacman keyrings alongside the key to my home, the key to the booking table of my home's laundry room, a Yubikey, the key to my bicycle lock, a USB A to C converter and a SIM tool
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peed pants
What are the stats like on those?
-7 to charisma
Wearer autocasts Level 3 Fascinate Dog
The dog then proceeds to add some pee themselves.
An XL Chance dildo from Bad Dragon.
It's a unique weapon that gives a +5 bonus to strength and willpower.
That's my horses name in RDR2 and RDR
A very good horse
Does it glow when THOTs are nearby?
yeah you would!
I'm more of a David connoisseur, myself
If at work (roll 1d10 4 times)
Wire strippers
11-in-1 screwdriver
Impact driver with 1 of Philips, Square, or 5/16" socket bits in it. 5ah battery
3d12 wirenuts
5d12 selftapping or wood screws
2d12 one hole straps (not the size you need)
Torpedo level (magnetic)
Cigarettes (cheap, 2d10 left in pack)
Vape pen (not nicotine)
Keys
If at home (lair) I just give up, roll for treasure as Villager. Tools are in the van outside.
Perfect username for this reply. I love it.
Stinks like electrician in here. Should also drop a pile of "forbidden confetti" aka wire jacket cuttings.
Those are in the dryer filter
Ah, a tradie.
Debt
Roll against your intelligence to prevent debt assumption
Good joke, many laughs.
A painting that's not worth selling, and a fully functioning sourdough starter.
A dead body.
"It's weird to get two dead bodies off this guy, but I'm not complaining."
Don't forget those maggots. Players gotta eat.
A scroll that, when read, let's you see everything as interconnected systems. This new ability is both wonderfully useful and paralyzingly overwhelming.
(Edit: banger question, BTW! Don't forget to upvote it, people)
Ennui.
i'm imagining it appearing as a purple wisp in my inventory
Nothing so thrilling as a purple wisp. More like a lumpy, grey ooze.
100% lighter 100% keffiyah 60% joint 25% cup of coffee 0.1% 1/2 litre of home made ice-cream
Wow, the drop rate on that ice cream is terrible. It would be a waste of time to farm you.
Unless...
Dairy farming seems like hard work.
Diseased meat.
For some reason an Nvidia RTX 5090 and 128gb of DDR5 RAM, because whoever designed this game decided it'd be funny to put a target on my back.
A single rib and nothing else.
https://external-preview.redd.it/bskb9RFhmDhpmnPVaufrw9-KwXcniRz62_PHjspkZMQ.gif?auto=webp&s=94eb2c743a2c42faa9be2cf689ca0bacf52db093
Wow, that’s a blast from the past! I haven’t seen I’m Gonna Get You, Sucka! in decades!
Chris Rock had quite the journey from "one rib" to being slapped by will smith.
Anxiety and depression.
400g of firm tofu and a 5m XLR cable.
Oh, so some useful items then!
Probably a few petabytes of DDR5…
LFG - MrLLM speedclears monk prio - no rangers no necros
A +1 soccer jersey of constitution. Gives you a bonus to rolls on saves against intoxication.
A well worn hoodie and pack of peanut butter crackers
2 dead alkaline AA batteries and a plastic tooth pick.
An LCD sound system CD.
The collected works of Jrrr Tolkien
A collection of keys you don't remember having, or what they're for
A lingering sense of dread over whether you fed the cats
50% chance: 20 year old Victorinox multitool
25% chance: bunch of yubikeys
10% chance: 1d6 amphetamines 10mg
100% chance: human corpse
10% chance: somehow another human corpse
Ooo, double loot!
Three pairs of glasses with different strengths.
medium ammo pack
Bleed reduction pills, painkillers, and mediocre quality non-armor clothing that gives you a feeling of comfort.
A ring of animal friendship that gives +10 to all skills related to animals, and -1 to all skills related to humans.
And a curse upon looting that cannot be dispelled that causes the cursed to always speak bluntly, to the point, with no deception, and to be frequently misunderstood as a result.
Sandals
A collection of Edgar Allen Poe short stories book
Phone (broken)
Cigarettes
2 coins
Bones
Garbage worth nothing and not worth the effort to have gotten it
a warm 40oz colt 45 and a couple joints (zig zags)
Baby, that's all we need.
Nothing but disappointment.
Major Depression (Legendary) Binds on Pick-up
Some random driver for weird screw types.
An assortment of tiny bolts/screws
So…you're a bot boss then?
My ebook reader would be the only valuable item. Everything else is grey loot at best imo.
set of hex keys and potion that gives you caffeine overdose. 10% chance of notebook with cursed knowledge
The Red Vape of Wisdom and Chill (legendary item)
Despite being only in shorts and a tshirt with only a couple dollars in my wallet, somehow I drop a full chest plate
A vegetable cleaver and the ability to convince anyone of an idea at anytime but it is only self targeting and the effect is to convince yourself that you fucked up.
RAM and cornchip dust.
An ungodly amount of pens and dice
A cock meat sandwich.
A notebook in broken English and piglatin, generally written in a dethek-derived cursive, that when translated ends up as a record of what Linux geekery I've been up to and some complaints about spelling, rfc2142, SLSA or iso27002.
Value: 0g0s1c
My game controller, I guess? I'd probably just set it down, though.
A pair of giant brass balls.
I'd explode into hundreds of empty snus and beer cans, and thousands of roasted and salted peanuts. I consume way too much of those three things. And "Alone Again Or" by Love or "I See the Rain" by Marmalade would play on loop at that specific spot until the end of the universe.
3 bags of soylent
gameboy-shaped candy tin, half full of nicotine pouches
a wallet full of library cards
little red songbook 1923 edition (used)
Compression socks or cheap jewelry depending on whether or not I'm working.
Not exactly a farm-able loot table, but here's what taking down a warp core gets you:
Warp core also deals 5,000,000 damage in a 10km radius, upon death. So you get to enjoy those spoils for about a femtosecond.
Cell phone, pocket knife, crushing depression.
Maybe poop. I heard that people poop when they die
$20 and some pocket lint. I'd at least want to reward them for the favor
A utility knife and an empty pack of Zyns, 0.05% drop rate for a guitar pick(Legendary, bespoke.).
1 X scroll of insight (cursed). You detect enemies at much greater distances than normal, but there's a 50% chance they aren't really there.
1 X scroll of night vision +2 (I always have a thermal camera on my person)
1 X tome of deep knowing (films and movies). Extremely detailed and useless for any purpose
1 X potion of quench thirst (I am never without a water bottle)
The rest is grey loot, useless LVL 1 weapons
A cup of coffee and my work computer
It seems this lobby has 3 types of players:
And a few people using the word "drop" differently to how it was intended
All my hobbies lol
At the moment, Birkenstocks, cargo shorts, phone, two lighters for some reason, smokes, a bottle cap, and a tshirt referencing an obscure podcast.
Common: A wallet with a few dollars, an Id card, library card, gym card. A monster energy, a broken watch, a book(common)
Uncommon: Headphones, a cool hat, cool socks(mismatched), an Acer 730 chromebook, boxing gloves
Rare drop: car keys to a shitty 2002 Toyota that isnt currently running
Dam I really dont own/carry many valuable items.
My mask
A pouch of rolling tobacco
A set of nice tools, keys to a cool car you’ll have to puzzle out, and a 4080ti card.
Yubikeys
Dementia Lite.
Two fake hip joints and a green key card.
Hint: There is no green door.
a large bottle of Yucateco Red Habanero and $75 in produce vouchers from the Green City Farmers' Market
Nothing, but if you process my carcass and cook with the bacon, you get really fuckin' stoned off your ass.
A cheap watch, a wallet, filled mostly with receipts, a set of keys, two pairs of glasses.
Tacos
A 12-pack of diet Pepsi and a random computer/electronic component.
pencils, a sketchbook, maybe a plushie and if increadibly lucky an ultra rare drawing tablet.
100% a keyring containing a USB thumb drive containing custom pacman keyrings alongside the key to my home, the key to the booking table of my home's laundry room, a Yubikey, the key to my bicycle lock, a USB A to C converter and a SIM tool
100% a debit card
100% a guitar pick
100% an SPF 30 lip balm
100% Sennheiser IE900
100% the access card to my workplace
1% a suicide note with your name on it
Probably java monsters.