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Mom, can we get anxiety disorders? No honey, we have anxiety disorders at home.

Anxiety disorders at home: Crippling depression with suicidal tendencies and frequent panic attacks.

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It's a scam. I'll sell you mine for $30 and I'll throw in some ADHD for free. It's so good you won't even want to take your medication. Act now and get bonus Carpal Tunnel while supplies last.

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Don't get scammed, your getting used disorders, they have an anxiety removal service out back

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Y'all getting weird like you think this is a sign-up scenario. You have to earn that shit, you gotta feel it. This is entirely a lie and I hope you feel better

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I'ma be real here, mine did come with an implied price tag and $45 is cheap by comparison.

I suggest you all take advantage of the deal before it finds you some other way. It might even be fun! Maybe it has something to do with bees, I don't know.

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You reached the end

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