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lemmy.world

Don't get portrait tattoos till they're dead. That way they can't disappoint you.

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Okokimupreply
lemmy.world

Surprisingly, people can disappoint you after theyre dead.

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JoeBigelowreply
lemmy.ca

Ugh yea, turns out Grandpa was kind of a bigot

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slrpnk.net

hey at least he wasn't a founding member of the third iteration of the klan (the current one)

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dethedrusreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

If only it was the second iteration, which was a glorified MLM to bilk those bargain nazis out of their money in exchange for fucking klan memorabilia.

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slrpnk.net

"the least problematic klan was the second klan, and other confusing things you don't want anyone to say to you"

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dethedrusreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

All iterations of the klan are bad and stupid. But #2 was the least bad and the most stupid, so that's something.

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the worst thing about the second klan was it gave the founders of the third klan an opportunity to meet each other and go "oh! you're a HUGE bigot, too?"

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nickiwestreply
lemmy.world

I've recently been reading about them, and this is honestly pretty accurate. (Keeping in mind, of course, that even the least problematic klan was still extremely problematic on an objective level. It's just relative in this particular statement.)

They were super anti-Catholic, which feels almost quaint now. But they were their own worst enemies and eventually the greed and excess at the top caused the collapse of their entire pyramid scheme.

Strangely, that gives me hope for the US right now. History could repeat itself with our far-right techno-oligarchs.

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just be ready for what rises from the ashes. because it was from that collapse that the Indiana Klan reorganized into the group we know today

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Yep, I'm gonna let you have that one. Roger wouldn't eat a hotdog in Provincetown and was meticulous about bug spray in Key West. Both of those are bad, but not klan bad.

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slrpnk.net

my great grandad was though. from the side of the family i never really much talked to because my dad wanted nothing to do with them after what they did to him in his upbringing

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All I'm saying is, I'm not and who ever says I am is a liar

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lemmy.world

I appreciate the joke, but damn, that's an ugly Vegeta. Looks more like Channing Tatum.

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SkyezOpenreply
lemmy.world

The coverup artist was skilled but there's only so much one can do with those balloon lips.

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nickiwestreply
lemmy.world

It's not like they can selectively erase the ink that's already there.

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first of all:

  1. i would kiss this Vegeta
  2. i would kiss channing tatum
  3. also i'd kiss original recipe vegeta, but only after he got his life right. so like not original recipe but like… several arcs in
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lemmy.world

If that’s real that is both a terrible tattoo, and a terrible cover up tattoo.

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deftreply
lemmy.wtf

Pretty funny though imagine your dumb ex gets a tattoo of your equally dumb face. You split. And they cover it up with Vegeta.

Actually that sounds pretty cool... I'd love to be Vegeta

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lemmy.world

It’s a terrible cover up because you can still see almost the entire original tattoo through it.

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sopuli.xyz

Honest question as someone who has no tattoos: why do people get cover ups instead of getting the tattoo removed? Is it a price issue? It often looks like a deliberate choice. But I cannot imagine that having a funny cover up of a tattoo you regret and still end up being reminded of is better than having it gone altogether.

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a coverup is considerably cheaper and less painful than a removal. also, a removal often comes with a lot of visible scarring so a coverup can end up being less noticable

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Laser removal cost 10-100x more than a cover up tattoo. Hurts even more and you need do multiple sessions. There is no guarantee that the removal works and sometimes you get a worse result.

I don't recommend searching for unsuccessful tattoo removal pictures. You will see some bad removal attempts and also some medical gore.

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Why do people take the time to cut exes out of photos instead of just throwing the photos away? Sometimes it's about the pleasure of forcibly removing every trace of them from your life. It can be cathartic.

But I also acknowledge that it could also be about the cost and/or difficulty of removal. Not all removal procedures are 100% effective. If you're not entirely sure it will work, a cover-up could be a more effective choice.

As with all things, I'm sure the association fades over time. Sure, the new tattoo might remind you that the other one is there for a while. But then it becomes its own thing and you think about the old one less until one day you just don't think of it at all.

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lemmy.world

I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped, unless they got some ink removed around her eyeliner/shadow.

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