Spyke
lemmy.world

This reminds me of the Harry Potter themed vibrating broomstick from back in the mid-2000s. Lots of clueless parents leaving online comments about how their sons liked the toy but their teenage daughters loved it, and would disappear for hours into their bedrooms with it.

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lemmy.ca

No flared base, hard to clean wrinkles, and likely a porous material. 3/10.

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lemmus.org

Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the supermarket is wall-to-wall dildos.

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lemmy.ca

Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the hardware store is wall-to-wall dildos.

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lemmy.world

hey! check out this guy! he's never seen a chick take a horse dildo before.

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42firehawkreply
fedinsfw.app

A chick? The person whose taken the most I know of is a dude. He just likes getting penetrated by pretty girls.

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He just likes getting penetrated by pretty girls.

because who doesn't love a big gock?

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Does it glow on pressure or when you say ouch?

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