Spyke
piefed.social

Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screen

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I was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.

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lemy.lol

Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it's borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.

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Totally agree. Nothing wrong with that salary. Just not fond of those expenses. Or any, really.

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FlihpFlorpreply
piefed.zip

For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits

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Victorreply
lemmy.world

I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn't sit right with me. There's some... inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.

I'm having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person's appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.

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She's even adding to her own sense of body insecurity.

Like, you're not even screwing others over to help yourself that way, you just fuck everything up.

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TigerAcereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

So you can get bigger or smaller boobs by buying another bra size? That's not how that works mate xD

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Hildegardereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts. Breasts are squishy. Their shape is greatly effected by clothing. That is exactly how it works.

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Their shape, yes. Not their size.

You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts

Sure. I must have confused my ex wife, ex partners and current partner for women while they probably were men with clitoris size penisses instead. My bad.

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It kind of does. They won't get "bigger" per se, but they definitely will appear bigger if you use a push-up bra or smaller bra than usual (and flatten out if you use, for example, a sports bra).

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Kaydayreply
lemmy.world

Some of us are what is sometimes referred to as "east-west"

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kkjreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Under the silicone chest-plate with the fake breasts on it.

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piefed.social

While possible, if you look at the boundary of her top and her breasts, you'll see jagged artifacting from early photoshop.

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Soulphitereply
reddthat.com

You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means; and particularly April being expensive with the stupid war and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.

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thenextguyreply
lemmy.world

I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.

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Soulphitereply
reddthat.com

Well shit, im just thinking about boobs. Looks like im the one that missed the point.

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4amreply

No, metaphor works without considering clothing

Left boobs: not nothing, but probably smaller than deserved

Right boobs: if not artificially inflated, then the current nature of things has created a situation that may require surgery to alleviate the pain of carrying

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ani.social

Why April? Usually my highest expenses are in January because of some annual bills.

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