Mom doesn’t like that I am my own person with my own thoughts, my own opinions, and my own feelings that do not revolve around her. I kind of like my stripper name :)
Although I don't use salad dressing, so this was my favorite when I was a kid. Do they still make it? I haven't seen it in ages.
And my parents have always been conservative, so they're disappointed with how liberal I am, even after serving in the US military for 2 decades. Which, ironically, made me even more left-leaning. Working for "The Man" let me peek behind the curtain a bit and I'm not happy with how things are run. But I can't convince my parents. They trust Fox News more than their own son who worked for the government. /Shrug
I did have to fudge that a little for alliteration. I'm actually not sure what my parents are disappointed in me about given just how fucked up both of them are, lol. But probably something like this.
Hmm, would I be Greek Procrastination or Greek No Grandchildren? I can't be sure, because luckily my parents are not the sort to actually express disappointment unless it's really deserved.
Caesar Trans would be a good stripper name actually…
hey, thats also my stripper name!
Stripping at the Senate
All the men want a stab
Poppy Seed Visits Once A Year
An all time favorite children's book.
Ranch Dropout. Eww.
Sounds like you couldn't hack being a cowpoke.
Thousand Island Atheist
Sounds like a monthly newsletter 😄
I would subscribe to this newsletter.
Haha same! Also mine are christofascist hypocrites and I haven't spoken to either one of them in 25 years
Blue Cheese Freelancer is frightening in any context
Kinda sounds like a REALLY old school slur 😄
wow. that's some imagination you have. took me a minute, lol
The French Foreign Legion would like a word. Perhaps several.
I imagine they would, if I were to call them all a bunch of blue cheese freelancers 😄
Russian Failure.
Kinda sounds like a band name
Or what you add at the end of headlines about the worse catastrophies in history.
Vinaigrette Socialist has a ring to it.
Toasted sesame autism?
Yeah I'm the same boat:
Balsamic Vinaigrette Autism.
Hooray for intolerant moron parents!
Thousand Island Socialist
Blue Cheese Stripper is actually my stage name! /s
I love the meta on this one.
I'll admit, it took me a second.
Balsamic Indifference.
Balsamic transgender
Rhode No Kids
"Defendant means 'not guilty', your honor"
Thousand Island Empathy
French Autonomy
Mom doesn’t like that I am my own person with my own thoughts, my own opinions, and my own feelings that do not revolve around her. I kind of like my stripper name :)
French Woke
...yeah, I wouldn't pay to see me take off my clothes either.
Caesar Woke over here 👉👉
Blue Cheese Atheist
Ranch Atheist, here. We might be cousins!
All we need now are some wings!
All right ladies! Put your hands together for the sultan of smut, Ranch ADHD!
Thousand Island I won't forgive my Trump voting sister
Too wordy
Ranch Childless
Damn, what a stud name.
Sesame Ginger Get a Haircut
Spicy Mayo College Dropout
Ranch minimum-wage.
Makes me think of a low-paid cowboy.
Vinaigrette Guitarist
Bleu Cheese Not a Republican?
Light Italian Reasonably-sized-home owner and Episcopalian.
Wait... Was this supposed to be my stripper name or my dating app tag?
Yes
Balsamic Vinaigrette Everything.
Caesar micropenis does roll off the tongue
You could spell it Caesar Micropenus.
Is it weird that it's the same thing twice?
What did you do to the ranch dressing?
[redacted]
Caesar Caesar?
Honey Mustard Quit His Good Government Job
I think they opened for Panic! At The Disco
Catalina Liberal
Although I don't use salad dressing, so this was my favorite when I was a kid. Do they still make it? I haven't seen it in ages.
And my parents have always been conservative, so they're disappointed with how liberal I am, even after serving in the US military for 2 decades. Which, ironically, made me even more left-leaning. Working for "The Man" let me peek behind the curtain a bit and I'm not happy with how things are run. But I can't convince my parents. They trust Fox News more than their own son who worked for the government. /Shrug
French Introversion?
Rawr, exotic.
Zesty Italian education
Ranch Alwayslate
Green Goddess Lifestyle
That would be a hit yoga/mommy/recipe blog.
Sesame Socialist
I did have to fudge that a little for alliteration. I'm actually not sure what my parents are disappointed in me about given just how fucked up both of them are, lol. But probably something like this.
Vinaigrette socialism
Blue Cheese Communism
Hmm, would I be Greek Procrastination or Greek No Grandchildren? I can't be sure, because luckily my parents are not the sort to actually express disappointment unless it's really deserved.
Strawberry transgender ....
Transgender strawberry is a pretty decent stripper name.
Italian realist
Balsamic-vinaigrette Marriage.
Oh no, Spinach "Thinks having kids is a similar responsibility to owning a pet"?
edit: wait. the thing about me. ummm. Spinach Crashout it is.
Plain lazy
I don’t like salad dressing. Maybe olive oil and black pepper if I have to eat a big salad.
Hawt! 🥵
Vinaigrette Partner
Green Goddess* Atheist.
Yeah. it;'s a bit ironic.
(* it's super easy to make. toss in jalepeno for a bit of a kick. Goes great on cob salads.)
Garlic single alcoholic in his late 30s.
This could also become a brand of dressing that i would probably try just for the clever name.