Spyke
lemmy.ca

The people who don't wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.

I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.

They don't seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people's food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.

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I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself....

I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!

/s

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TBireply
lemmy.world

Apparently He’s not even locking the door.

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I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.

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lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP

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I also wash before I go, because your junk has it's own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn't belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn't belong in your daily surroundings.

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turboSnailreply
piefed.europe.pub

If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.

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j5906reply
feddit.org

Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place

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turboSnailreply
piefed.europe.pub

Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.

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I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn't love a little dingle tingle?

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mimavoxreply
piefed.social

Exactly! If you don't wipe, you'll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.

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AnEyereply
lemmy.ml

Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.

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I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It's fun seeing them in the wild.

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For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y'all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and "oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!"?

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do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all?

And now a word from our sponsor "Sheath Underwear"

lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it

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lemmy.world

Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.

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mubreply
lemmy.ml

The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.

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lemmy.world

True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands

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mubreply

Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.

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discuss.online

No that's why you use a paper town (supposed to say towels, stupid autocorrect) to open the door

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I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.

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Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it's just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don't really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it's a convenient time to do that.

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leminal.space

I wash the engine grease off first. Then take a load off and sit down. The real question is, "Why do kids pee on the seat?" WHY GOD WHY

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It's not just kids. The number of times I've had to clean up after grown ass adults use the washroom at work is fucking rediculous

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I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it's not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn't gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.

Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.

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knotRyderreply
lemmy.ca

"I'm" typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there

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A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?"

He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."

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Madziellereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

gross and demeaning.

no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.

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jdrreply

There's no sign saying you can't use your wang to open the door. It's just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

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Etterrareply
discuss.online

I haven't touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

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Madziellereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

"look at me working hard so I can be lazy!"

what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.

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Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I'm disabled and live at home so.

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pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.

The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.

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Because I believe my actions in the "third" act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.

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lemmy.ml

I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not

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Madziellereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

wow

should just use a diaper with this logic. gonna give every girl you sleep with BV, no thanks

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lemmy.ml

I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there's a good chance that a little more would come out as you're walking away (particularly as you age). It's natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!

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Madziellereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

just wash your hands. its science.

you want pissy underware I guess thats all you.

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lemmy.ml

Washing my hands or not (I do), has nothing to do with my underwear.

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lemmy.world

I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.

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I knew a guy who didn't eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.

Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee

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quokk.au

I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.

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A customer at my workplace does this routinely, then shoves the paper in and flushes. The result is a clogged toilet and a bowl full of soggy paper and shit. And guess who usually gets to clean it up...

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I can't speak for myself, but I've seen some children/young teenagers with ADHD being already too focused on what's next. Or they go to the toilet with a handheld gaming console or smartphone to begin with, and never diverted their attention except for the bare minimum required when going to the toilet.

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lemmy.ml

I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I'm just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.

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Because peeing spreads around microscopic pee particles that go many places. Same for flushing after pooping squirts poop particles around.

IIRC, that luteral crap can spread around 2 meters of a toilet

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Lukereply
lemmy.ml

Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:

it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes

Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you're a sitter. If you're a sitter, then you're probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!

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"covered in your own pee" is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have "piss soaked" underwear.

I'm so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it's actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks

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piefed.social

Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.

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You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don't even wash your hands afterwards?

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tlebreply
lemmy.ca

Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?

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piefed.social

I don't let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.

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tlebreply
lemmy.ca

I don't tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball

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tlebreply
lemmy.ca

Nah it's just me and my wife so I don't even close the door, let alone lock it

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My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.

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