It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it's almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they're done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
"Bean catastrophe" sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I'd rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!
::: spoiler spoiler
*There's only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can't quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.
:::
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI's? It's great!
I'm glad I'm pretty vanilla. Which I really don't like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it's own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I'm pretty sure I'm good for life.
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he had sexual relations with raped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song "Catholic School Girls Rule".[121]
Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.
Apply? Just post your address and we'll see if you're even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I'm not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
If you ever heard or saw the my sides reaction in 4chan, it was kind of amazing to eventually learn that it was an intentional push by a team. It's not much different than the bronies: first it was mockery, then it was people ironically posting to annoy the mockers, then it was people believing the ironic posts were real, and then it went crazy.
Same here. One poster, violet, suddenly made a bunch of slightly sexual, titillating memes on lemmyshitpost, and now the entire community seems to be mostly hornyposting. I would bet dollars-to-donuts that it's an intentional push to gauge how a community reacts. The people now picking up on it are 'adapting' to the community's response because everyone loves seeing the little notification light up that someone has replied to you.
People (including me), just can't believe that a woman can be horny for hairy orks without provocation. Mind blown, it will fade within some months, and we will find a new thing to shitpost about.
Grumble bumble. It's hard for me to believe that this many lemmings have never dated. We have enough people that talk about kids and homes and various 'adult that is settled' things where I would not have believed there are enough incels here to even feel their presence. Men get horny, women get horny, republicans and the rich should be kept away from kids. All of these things should be well known.
With that aside, it's the intense focus on a single community, very constant posting, and being on lemmy of all places, that leads me to think it's a group or even just a person acting intentionally to gauge the reaction or merely push the feeling of a community. What attraction would this place hold over the much larger and well known areas of reddit, instagram, etc. for a (supposedly) 18 year old chica from europe? No matter how horny.
It's because I was downright AroAce for literally 93% of my life. The very concept was horrifying to me, and I rejected people outright.
I got one that wanted to date, and I knew I am emotionaly fucked, and decided not to. There was someone on here too that might have been interested that I decided is better not to try and date as well.
Also, it's risky as fuck, and I'm paranoid as fuck.
Its easier to sell things if you are horny. In the free market of ideas, ofcourse horny posting serves the platforms that sell things. And eventually it has to leak in niche platforms too
Why though. It's really nice to fool around here and there. Or to have some relationships to figure out what you really want from a relationship before you meet the right person to settle with. You also develop skills (usually the first time is awkward) so it even becomes more fun, also for your partner. Why withhold yourself of the pleasures in life. It doesn't come with any cost, it's healthy even. The people I know who waited for the right person later confessed they regretted not having fun all those years.
The world is burning, life is only getting harder. The amount of dopamine and endorphins released during sex makes life just a little bit less horrible. It's a part of life, not escaping reality like with drugs.
But if you do wait, don't forget to masturbate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer.
Ah check. In that case: go out to parties or bars, join a team sport or a community hobby like D&D, chess club, whatever. I met my recent partner at a metal workshop I go to, for hobbying and learning how to weld. I hate dating apps but there are some decent ones like ok cupid. Or pay some money for a dating agency and let them help you. Staying alone sucks, especially in these depressing days.
I know the struggles to meet people, I suck at dating, flirting and I'm autistic which creates a lot of barriers in my head. But not doing anything ensures you will stay alone.
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
Got you FAM, mb
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There's a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
actually god is fine with it as long as you don't pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don't want people to think i'm linking to filth
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
Bill Clinton energy damn
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I'm too tired to make use of it
I'm always horny.
blackwidow_hulk_smash.mp4
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It's like a don't horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!
Please talk to them! You don't want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch.......
btw
Hey, don't distro-hop-shame. Some people like to switch it up, and it's perfectly ok.
Just start posting your nsfw memes around. Make lemmy the horny meme haven you want to see in the world. I for one will upvote nsfw memes.
What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
Fedinsfw.app
the horniness got everywhere is what
lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app
lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it's almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they're done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.
.......hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.
I do like wearing pyjamas
Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain't gonna chase themselves
Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:
"You mean the clitastrophe?"
"Bean catastrophe" sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I'd rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!
::: spoiler spoiler *There's only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can't quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.
:::
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
Decent option for a mascot
I gochu fam
https://www.etsy.com/listing/243515538/pan-greek-god-iron-on-embroidery-patch
Oh thats sick, thanks!
I go great lengths for a horny banana.
For reference, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fun.
Oh my!
I should visit Greece.
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI's? It's great!
I'm glad I'm pretty vanilla. Which I really don't like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it's own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!
yeah...but that doesn't mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it's like highschool all over again.
More toothy than horny.
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?
I'd deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out in the process.
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
I'm so proud 🥹
Except this may be someone trying to sell things
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
Yeah, the rest of us just play along.
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.
Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
Oh, now you show up when I'm not horny! Grrr!
Then they’ll be diddlydee’n that banana again
🍌
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
🫣
:3
:3
I haven't been horny since my early 20s
What happened??
Got it out of his system, realized it's overrated.
Jealous
We're all on wellbutrin
I know I am.
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I'm pretty sure I'm good for life.
I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
Lemmy is ovulating
no
Application:
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
in that order
And I'm all outta beds 😏
Shit I did that wrong
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
Yes their application is redundantly over-constrained, rejected!
@[email protected] you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places
horny is why we exist, in general
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to "what I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you?"
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
Classic Simpsons reference.
Do you mean this RHCP?...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Kiedis#Personal_life
I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
I don't think that's a new thing
Or a Lemmy thing.
HumansMost living things are pretty hard wired to be obsessed with sex.ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇♀️😘 :))
The only problem you're part of is not being in my bed, sugarlips!!! I'm horny, and corny, now get in bed and I'll play you like a flute.
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
Oh look, now you're hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I've been horny since before you were born.
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
Ah Spring is in the air..and the drains apparently.
Apply? Just post your address and we'll see if you're even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I'm not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other's houses to fuck, if our countries touch we're close enough.
Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.
You want anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny
I don't play LoL anymore...
GOONERS UNITE
But I am le tired
So take a nap. THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!
I see we have another responsive desire type here Very well. Let's swap orgasms till one of us passes out
Yeah I'll apply, I'm bi so I'll go with anyone else who shows up
What's the deal with that?
Is it like a trend/narrative being intentionally pushed on lemmy? Or something that just started with one person and spread naturally?
Or just a natural reaction to spring time?
If you ever heard or saw the my sides reaction in 4chan, it was kind of amazing to eventually learn that it was an intentional push by a team. It's not much different than the bronies: first it was mockery, then it was people ironically posting to annoy the mockers, then it was people believing the ironic posts were real, and then it went crazy.
Same here. One poster, violet, suddenly made a bunch of slightly sexual, titillating memes on lemmyshitpost, and now the entire community seems to be mostly hornyposting. I would bet dollars-to-donuts that it's an intentional push to gauge how a community reacts. The people now picking up on it are 'adapting' to the community's response because everyone loves seeing the little notification light up that someone has replied to you.
People (including me), just can't believe that a woman can be horny for hairy orks without provocation. Mind blown, it will fade within some months, and we will find a new thing to shitpost about.
Grumble bumble. It's hard for me to believe that this many lemmings have never dated. We have enough people that talk about kids and homes and various 'adult that is settled' things where I would not have believed there are enough incels here to even feel their presence. Men get horny, women get horny, republicans and the rich should be kept away from kids. All of these things should be well known.
With that aside, it's the intense focus on a single community, very constant posting, and being on lemmy of all places, that leads me to think it's a group or even just a person acting intentionally to gauge the reaction or merely push the feeling of a community. What attraction would this place hold over the much larger and well known areas of reddit, instagram, etc. for a (supposedly) 18 year old chica from europe? No matter how horny.
It's because I was downright AroAce for literally 93% of my life. The very concept was horrifying to me, and I rejected people outright.
I got one that wanted to date, and I knew I am emotionaly fucked, and decided not to. There was someone on here too that might have been interested that I decided is better not to try and date as well.
Also, it's risky as fuck, and I'm paranoid as fuck.
I think it's a reference to Violet08's return. I forget their instance, but can't possibly miss their horny posts.
Its easier to sell things if you are horny. In the free market of ideas, ofcourse horny posting serves the platforms that sell things. And eventually it has to leak in niche platforms too
New?
I'm down. For the meme, of course
If you are near wpg. I'm clean and had a vasectomy. Lol. If you have the reciprocating anatomy. 😂
Mafugga horny for a sawzall.
Only a sawzall near winnipeg
Now that's tane I can get into
I'm saving myself for that one lady.
Which lady is that?
The lady of the lake
What lake?
My local lake. Heard she's been throwing swords at people and declaring them kings of England. Don't know why we're nowhere near England but whatever.
Wanna go to my van and listen to some Chumbawumba?
I'll let you know if I find her, or if she finds me.
Why though. It's really nice to fool around here and there. Or to have some relationships to figure out what you really want from a relationship before you meet the right person to settle with. You also develop skills (usually the first time is awkward) so it even becomes more fun, also for your partner. Why withhold yourself of the pleasures in life. It doesn't come with any cost, it's healthy even. The people I know who waited for the right person later confessed they regretted not having fun all those years.
The world is burning, life is only getting harder. The amount of dopamine and endorphins released during sex makes life just a little bit less horrible. It's a part of life, not escaping reality like with drugs.
But if you do wait, don't forget to masturbate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer.
I think that person was making more of a forever alone type joke. As in he's waiting involuntarily.
Ah check. In that case: go out to parties or bars, join a team sport or a community hobby like D&D, chess club, whatever. I met my recent partner at a metal workshop I go to, for hobbying and learning how to weld. I hate dating apps but there are some decent ones like ok cupid. Or pay some money for a dating agency and let them help you. Staying alone sucks, especially in these depressing days.
I know the struggles to meet people, I suck at dating, flirting and I'm autistic which creates a lot of barriers in my head. But not doing anything ensures you will stay alone.
It is what it is. It took me years to beat my masturbation addiction and I'm not falling in that pit ever again. I'm god's strongest soldier.
Doesnt having sex make you not horny though?
Lol
yes
☝️🙋♂️