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I came here to type that exact comment. You beat me to it you bastard! Jk about the bastard part. I'm just trying to be playful.

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I very, very rarely drink. If I'm eating salmon, it's most often in the form of nigiri sushi, so I'd say likely a chilled, dry sake.

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Not regularly, no. Only when I feel I can help with my experience.

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dumbassreply
piefed.social

In season 6 episode 19, of the 90s television show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, titled In The Pale Moonlight, do you think Captain Sisko was justified in attacking Garak for the Assassination of the Romulan Ambassador, even tho Sisko knew full well the extent Garak was willing to go to fulfil his orders, due to his time in the obsidian order and also told him to " Just get it done", even if it was successful in bringing the romulans into the war and changing the outcome of the Dominion War?

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Amusing thing about this. Women do tend to pee more loudly and my trans brain for whatever reason was dysphoric about it. Post surgery though because of the shorter urethra, wider opening, and general angle of everything, I'm happily peeing like I'm frying pork chops

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Imagine if they gave you an option.

Bottom Surgery Intake Form

  • [ ] Typical Pussy
  • [x] Big Ass Horse Pussy
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lemmy.ml

Does that mean people with shorter and wider dicks pee louder too?

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shneancyreply
lemmy.world

i think it's more that pussy havers can just– speedrun pissing without any consequences, push as hard as you can and there it is, double stream? doesn't matter. piss went to the left midway through? no worries

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shneancyreply
lemmy.world

wh- who has an issue of skill in this situation?

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Wrenreply
lemmy.today

Sometimes if you sneeze after a solid kegel routine it clamps and goes sideways onto your thigh.

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That's just where it's stored. If it's coming out of them (like, directly), then you need to see a doctor.

It should be coming out of your butt.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Some mornings I wake up with holes in my balls and the piss goes everywhere.

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People pay good money for the sprinkler effect.

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hperrinreply
lemmy.ca

Then you’re not putting enough in there.

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lemmy.world

Maybe they meant vulva when they said "pussy." Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.

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daanniireply
lemmy.world

Maybe but a lot of people seem to think urine comes out of the vagina. Which I like to correct when I can. Because it's too many people who think that.

I blame the education system.

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We also have a clitoris and urethra that are not attached to the vagina.

Male and female genitals are not a 1 to 1 comparison.

Males have their clitoris and urethra on the penis.

A vagina is the canal where babies come out. It's not the same as an inverted penis.

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reddthat.com

Yall out there judging people's pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.

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Bitches that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger can’t kill when so fast.

Don’t ask me how I know.

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