I'm assuming you'd want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it's only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
I mean, unironically this, among other projects, did probably necessitate that the military develop or at least test and commission different personal lubes.
X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
You can't just post something like this without including a purchase link!
https://cia.gov/
If you purchase the CIA, it comes included as a freebie
Shoving a palm sized capsule up my ass for the motherland 🫡🇺🇸
They probably conducted a study to find maximum tolerable size.
And then went 10% larger, because true patriots can take it all.
No pain no gain.
I'm sure it would be bigger than that...
Or just for fun!
Does it not need a flared base?
I'm assuming you'd want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it's only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
Hopefully...
Without a base, without a trace
We're going to need a lot of firepower. send in Secewet Agent Owo
Now I'm imagining an e girl furry fetish onlyfans content creator coming out and blasting lasers out her but. So thanks for that.
Does it come with CIA branded lube?
I mean, unironically this, among other projects, did probably necessitate that the military develop or at least test and commission different personal lubes.
Wish I got paid to test lube and shove things up my butt for the CIA!
I was going to make a joke about them testing it at gitmo but they def arent using lube in there
I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit
Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.
haha they'll totally believe we gave people butt knives
thats not a lot of storage space....strech em out a bit more and they they may can fit a radio set and a powerbank too
For a 1960s powerbank and radio you're gonna need a real elastic anus.
(Brand new sentence right there)
The RS-59 is modular so with multiple trips it probably could be done
https://www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/rs59/
tho that encoder gona be probably making some agents cry a bit
https://youtu.be/2M3cyCFWChg
elastic anus
Band name!!
A true patriot develops megacolon and then deals with the chronic constipation, so they can hide even a folable pistol and ammunition!
xkcd#37 moment
This fucking awesome ass-lock pick really came in handy!
Now where did I put my lipstick again? Right..
Gonna need it waaay up there.
is that plastic body safe?
1960s-80s, so no.
In prison they call that a suitcase
I'll take one in the ass if they can make it feel good but there ain't no way I'm taking it in the ass for america 😌
X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.
50/50 whether they put this in a dog or a person
20 years is a long time to have that up there...