lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyThassodar Nevermind the drink I'm holdingView original on sh.itjust.works426Comments80Reply
Sabata ani.social2Hide 2 repliesSeems to be a predator. You can tell because they redacted its identity.42Reply
Boomer Humor Doomergod lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI’ll make you a deal: If I’m wrong you and I both have to drink. A flamingo.41Reply
PPrunebutt slrpnk.net2Hide 2 repliesGood lord. Really didn't expect this guy in the Epstein files.33Reply
PPrunebutt replyslrpnk.netI wanna see an alternative ending of the Lion King where the hyenas don't stop at Scar when they rise up against their rulers.1Reply
ZZiglin (it/they) lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesSnow Leopard? Size fits and there is loats of snow.20Reply
llugal replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesHow are you so sure about the size? It's a photo. I think it's a hamster.10Reply
llengau replymidwest.socialIt can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.2Reply
Thassodar replysh.itjust.worksI'm about to check in for my allotted Space Marine 2 time, FOR THE EMPEROR!2Reply
rrainbowbunny replyslrpnk.netEveryone who didn't comment the correct animal was either joking or trying to encourage OP to not drink5Reply
PPeriodicallyPedantic replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyAre you 5? You're clearly not supposed to answer OP's question honestly. No context is needed.0Reply
rrainbowbunny replyslrpnk.netSome people struggle understanding contextual situations. It's ok to ask questions4Reply
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Honse.
What did you say?!?!
Why is it so evil and intimidating?
It has a mane, ergo it's a horse.
juan.
Seems to be a predator. You can tell because they redacted its identity.
Oh I know, bear!
no, bears are safe. it's clearly a man.
I’ll make you a deal: If I’m wrong you and I both have to drink.
A flamingo.
Do you liquefy it first?
Does it taste pink?
Good lord. Really didn't expect this guy in the Epstein files.
A king is king is a king.....
I wanna see an alternative ending of the Lion King where the hyenas don't stop at Scar when they rise up against their rulers.
Jigglypuff seen from above?
Its Pikachus Cheek up close!
That's my cat (in her mind).
It's obviously Garfield
Snow Leopard? Size fits and there is loats of snow.
How are you so sure about the size? It's a photo. I think it's a hamster.
Your mother is a hamster!
She's a mammal so close enough I think
That's Chris! He's pretty cool.
It's clearly from the files
Bear
Get some help
A bear? With that tail?
This is clearly a deer.
Damn you're right
It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.
/c/stopdrinking
trick question. thats a 8th gen pokemon. idk which one though.
is "donald trump" written on his eyes?
Carl
Animal? that’s a fax machine.
Epstiger
Unicorn!
Tiger
That's a wild boar.
Nice marmot.
Orange
Green
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Deer
Who's that Pokemon?!
is that an Epstein?
It's an ostrichcamel!
That's Warhammer 40k Primarch Lion El'Jonson, cheers buddy!
I'm about to check in for my allotted Space Marine 2 time, FOR THE EMPEROR!
feline
My ex wife. Bitch
Oh come on, what did Epstein do to this poor lion?
I think it's a fish. Count the number of bones in the skull.
It's a Liger, right?
Squid!! 🦑🦑
Its an epstein file!
It's the ars gratia artis in his natural environment.
Kitten!
It's a minifig.
Easy. That's an aardvark.
Linoceros
Is it a Pangolin?
Looks like some weird species of a puppy Dog
dog
Clearly a duck-billed platypus.
that's a Bengal Trans Siberian Timber Mammoth.
A duck!
Is it a fankoln male?
Han.... It's pretty hard to guess! Could be anything really!
Pigeon
Platypus. Final answer
Lion
Yeah lion, drink up good buddy
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Get downvoted to hell and beyond! 🧙
What context I'm missing?
Everyone who didn't comment the correct animal was either joking or trying to encourage OP to not drink
Are you 5?
You're clearly not supposed to answer OP's question honestly. No context is needed.
Some people struggle understanding contextual situations. It's ok to ask questions
Yay! Lion! Good job buddy!