Spyke
lemmy.world

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

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lseifreply
sopuli.xyz

and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

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lemmy.one

For half a second I read this as "to add a couple of features to my wife"

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Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?

*lowershisleftknee*

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Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;

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lemmy.world

You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.

Deb + Ian = Debian.

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lemmy.zip

The word "Debian" was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name

Wiki

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hanslreply
lemmy.ml

“I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”

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sh.itjust.works

Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

She did not think that was romantic.

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lemmy.world

I think it's kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what's cooler than a robot when you're 7? that's pretty much the pinnicle of "cool" at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to "a summer's day" or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to "a love song"

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Jerkfacereply
lemmy.world

Look, I'm a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I'd start shopping for an engagement ring.

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ech0reply
lemmy.world

I love you so much I think you're way cooler than a robot!

Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

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you're way cooler than a robot

See, that's how I know it's a lie 🤣

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So, less a "kid" and more "almost adult". Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy

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I don't think we're far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They'll just think it's a dumb vacuum

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'Cause I'm just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.

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I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.

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floatreply
feddit.de

That sounds more like breaking up.

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The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately

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Goddamn, I didn't see that coming

::: spoiler (poor taste joke)

I guess she won't be reising from the dead :::

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"Debra"

Deb is short for both spellings.

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larvydereply
sh.itjust.works

and MySql, believe it or not

(well, it's his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

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wvianareply
lemmy.eco.br

Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?

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lemy.lol

At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name

source

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_Sc00terreply
lemmy.ml

I work for an international conglomerate. One of our major pieces of internal software is SUSAN named after the guys wife. I'll never remember his name, but his wife will always be in my mind

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When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight

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I thought Siri was an existing third-party app and Apple just acquired the company and built it into the OS.

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On-Line Systems was renamed Sierra On-Line in 1982, and moved to Oakhurst, California.[6] The "Sierra" name was taken from the Sierra Nevada mountain range that Oakhurst was near

You may be thinking of the fact that it was founded by a married couple, Ken and Roberta Williams, with the latter being among the first prominent female game designers.

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lemmy.world

I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I'm proud so she pretends to be impressed.

I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.

"Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know."

SPLOOOOOOSH

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Redredmereply
lemmy.world

Mine isn't impressed with stuff like that. It's been like that since we're together. It's the normal.

These days she just rolls her eyes when another new thing gets automated.

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Comment105reply
lemm.ee

Makes me wonder if one of you are a smooth operator while the other is the captain of the jank tank.

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lemm.ee

I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.

So... that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.

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lemm.ee

I don't know, I'd have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so

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Aw man that's so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.

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lemmy.ml

Do you check the list to make sure there aren't any repeats?

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artemis.camp

This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.

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lemmy.sdf.org
var LogicGate = map[string]string{
    "OR": "OR",
    "AND":  "AND",
    "NOT": "NOT",
    "NOR": "NOR",
    "NAND": "NOR",
    "XOR": "XOR",
}

func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) {
    _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)]
    if ok {
        return true
    } else {
        return false
    }
}

func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) {
    inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ")
    var phrase1 strings.Builder
    var phrase2 stringa.Builder
    var gateString string
    for word := range inSplit {
        if isLogicGate(word) {
            if len(gateString) < 1{
                gateString = word
            } else {
                phrase2.WriteString(word)
            }
        } else {
            if len(gateString) < 1{
                phrase1.WriteString(word)
            } else {
                phrase2.WriteString(word)
            }
        }
    }
    boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String())
    boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String())
    switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) {
        case "OR":
            return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil
        case "AND":
            return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil
        case "NOT":
            return (!boolPhrase2), nil
        case "NOR":
            return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil
        case "NAND":
            return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)
        case "XOR":
            orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)
            nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2))
            return (orRes && nandRes), nil
        default:
            return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString)
    }
}

func main(){
    answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.")
    if err != nil {
        fmt.Println(err)
    }
    fmt.Println(answer)
}
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qazreply
lemmy.world
if ok {
    return true
} else {
    return false
}

Why?

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wallmenisreply
lemmy.one

isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in "isGate" in the stringAsGateLogic for loop's if statement?

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Thank you. That's what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.

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Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and pkg install vim (or nvim if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition -- it's an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.

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lemy.lol

You make want to cry, when are we marrying?

I want a divorce

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lemm.ee

Sure, but at least they won't be afraid of commitment.

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lemm.ee

git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad

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Pull off request, on the other hand (ha-HA!), approved.

Not like that bitch Stephanie is gonna be helping out with that anymore.

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lemm.ee

Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.

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Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

bass boosted ACAB @lil_morgy

hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "i thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck

[* I am a human volunteer and you could be too ❤️*]

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slrpnk.net

Do you know if there's a place where image transcribers on Lemmy are congregating, or are you just doing this independently?

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I knew I forgot something when posting, thank you! Good human

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“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”

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Nsh
lemmy.ca

The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not

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danreply
upvote.au

after his children My

I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named "My".

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lemdit.com

No. They'll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.

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snowereply
programming.dev

Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.

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sopuli.xyz

I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.

Also we got a sexy time button.

Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider... Unnatural.

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Zikejireply
programming.dev

I don't have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It's so nice.

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Could set up pressure sensors for the bed, or only turn on sleep tracking when you're both ready to sleep.

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lemmy.world

I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.

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lemmy.world

It can swing both ways. Half of Taylor Swift’s songs don’t paint her ex’s in a good light.

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feddit.uk

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.

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lemmy.ml

You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.

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And she was just running random exe files from emails.

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MrJukesreply
lemmy.one

You should get a different nickname for your partner.

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My

  1. The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family's milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
  2. My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
  3. Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)

See: https://www.nordicnames.de/namefinder/

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Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he'd both benefit from and be crushed by expectations

3

Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.

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lemmy.world

I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me

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Maestroreply
kbin.social

So, Debian? Named after Debra and Ian (now divorced though)

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I don't understand the question. I don't want it to mean anything - I just want to know what they meant by it.

1

I need to get on Linus' level. I've never written a function with an argument called magic2.

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sh.itjust.works

Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.

Instead, I distract them with the fact that I'm a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.

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Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn't have to remember how to do it. And I didn't even name it after her...

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wvianareply
lemmy.eco.br

How would this text encoding converter Gui app be named?

3

Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff

If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)

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lemmy.world

My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.

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A few ideas:

  • a web page with beautiful CSS and possible animation
  • LaTeX, for those into BDSM
  • a game engine for an interactive "card"
7

These are actually pretty sweet

  • LaTeX, for those into BDSM

Ooo, are you compiling that by hand? Kinky~

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Rambireply
lemm.ee

Console.WriteLine("Happy Birthday!");

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lemy.lol

Simple and effective!
I was thinking more along the lines of the Linux business card with glorious Hanna Montana Linux a "happy birthday" Plymouth theme

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Rambireply
lemm.ee

Wow that is crazy that it runs Linux and is less than $3, that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.

What I had in mind was a program with a GUI that had text, some images and you can click through the pages and maybe do something else. I suppose you could pull off something similar to what you linked with a compact arduino-type device, some kind of flat 5v battery and maybe an e-paper display that you can print scrolling text to and maybe a little graphic. I suppose not very similar to what you linked, but would be cool in its own right

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that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.

Omg, clever idea, gotta save it for making it in the future lol.

We've got a project on our hands with what you described! I'm too hardwareless for that though :(

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lemmy.ca

A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol

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tofuwabohureply
slrpnk.net

Only thing that comes to my mind is MariaDB and "siblings", didn't know it's that common.

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Like the Apple Lisa for example. Named after his daughter.

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lemmy.world

Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he'd message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute

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Edit: I was going to comment, but Lemmy and/or Sync can't handle angle brackets, even when escaped with backwhacks. So I'll just complain about that instead.

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I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.

At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.

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hglmanreply
lemmy.ml

Please change your name branch to match the ticket number.

13

Honey, please fill out these court papers, I need you to change your name to this new ticket number that I'm starting work on next Monday.

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lemmy.world

When at uni, my girlfriend tried to get me into Farmville so she could trade stuff. I tried it, decided it was too repetitive, and decided to write a bot to automatically plant and pick tomatoes every two hours. I was a higher level than my wife after about three weeks, and shared my bot with her - which I put into a zip file with her name on it.

Others started using it after we shared it with our friends, and it had been shared several times amongst others, still with her name on the zip file.

She's now my wife, and I'd say that 70% of that was down to that Farmville bot showing that I had value as a man.

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Holy crap, I thought I was the only one who built their wife a Farmville bot. My wasn't as fancy. It was just a batch file that would reload the browser once an hour. It had something to do with yourl game only progressing while you were active and they would time you out after an hour.

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Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

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Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

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duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

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lemmy.world

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

8

Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.

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lemmy.world

X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"

Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"

That's rizzzz with a Z++.

Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords

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Me trying to write a love song: Crap, I just re-wrote "Giant Steps"

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God, what I love aboit this is, when she disconnects. He makes a sound that kind of sounds like a laugh. Like he's breaking character. Don't know why. I could be wrong. But I find it funny

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I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.

(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?

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lemy.lol

If you can teach me Raylib than I consider myself rizzed up

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kbin.social

Unfortunately I also disappoint in that way as well. I haven't done much (nothing game-like) and need help myself. I'm not even sure if I want Raylib or if something like SFML or SDL (or some other Linux-friendly framework) would be better for polygon features.

The relevant code here actually doesn't really depend on Raylib at all (aside from producing the actual polygon itself), it just reads a file and creates a sequence of Vector2 values. Also, it's in Nim-lang, but here's a screenshot of (most of) the code if interested. (also a while before this I've also made a similar thing that loads basic game-book pages (story, button names, button descriptions, buttons open linked page) aka CYOA, though I couldn't really create actual content for it to test/develop it further)

Also I'd probably be trying to use Godot 4 if the Nim-lang bindings were there, particularly because polygons (see this animated eye made in Godot 4, or this meme frame made in Godot 3).

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lemy.lol

That's cool anyway, I never tried any "low level" graphics, so it looks rather magic to me, also because it's Nim, which I know only by name and hipster blogposts/videos (can I add it to my resume after 100 seconds?)

or this meme frame made in Godot 3).

That's hilarious and totally rad, all I can say is I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well

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That’s cool anyway, I never tried any “low level” graphics, so it looks rather magic to me

I wouldn't say what I've done is low-level (especially with <20 lines of code and not OpenGL-level stuff), and Nim offers functions that makes stuff easier. Certainly you can do low-level stuff with Nim, but I'm interested in it because I don't think I could do C/C++ stuff (at least not how it normally looks) but I still want performance/flexibility.

I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well

There are actually production-ready Nim bindings for 3.X, but 4.X uses a different system (supposedly better for integration of compiled languages) and the makers of the old bindings didn't want to do a new effort. Multiple individuals are/were working on it, but 4.0 was released a while ago. And understandably it's a complex thing.

3.X vs 4.X is a big enough jump for me that it doesn't really make sense to just use 3.X.

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I misread as Bg3 and thought "oh, he'll script a sex scene about her"

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