Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.
Surely if it's full of missing women's driving licenses it's not a sock drawer, it's a missing women's driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I'd post if it were reddit.
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can't do an ounce of work by themselves
Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).
You can't fix her, bro.
She doesn't need fixing
These statements are mutually exclusive.
Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.
She just needs her fix
Of ads
Nothing to ad, I'm just here to dogpile on marketing majors
Got Milk?
I love dairy on its own merits, they didn't need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me
I've got nipples, Greg.
No, but I'm hungry for apples.
My man!
You don't know me
Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.
Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.
Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you
Nope! Not me. Phew.
But sorry for yours. Seriously.
“IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”
Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.
OK, that one sounds fair.
Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.
I saw a similar response on reddit years ago...
lemmy: "pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch."
Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT
No I can't. I don't have a working mic.
but... our AdVeRtIsErS
Wow this image personally offends me let me go bitch on twitter, after all what else is that shithole used for.
/s
FUUCK
...and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments....
Or...
37 posts
326 comments
Banned from 23 communities
Joined 2 hours ago
And at least 50% are REMOVE THE CENSORED SHIT WE ALL HATE IT
YOU CAN SAY C*S ON THE INTERNET!
css?
Please don't post that without a trigger warning. Some of us are IE6 survivors.
listen,
It's fine, without people like you and me it'd be very quiet around here. Just people
screamingposting into the void.I feel personally attacked.
I'm sorry everyone, I just like commenting and talking to people more than trying to be creative.
Why 'personally attacked'? Do you aggressively complain and comment about others' content?
Do you not?
Also reddit:
My gf didn't close the tooth paste in the bathroom.
Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER
Today it's the toothpaste, tomorrow it's your neighbours penis
Could be worse... Could be wafflestomping
Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?
BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.
LinkedIn: I don't have "boyfriends", I have unpaid live-in interns
The Fast Show
Accurate LOL
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a "boy"
Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today
I'm sure a polycule has both tried this and had to stop because it was causing too much anxiety/drama.
YTA: Can't a man have a hobby collecting things these days?
Surely if it's full of missing women's driving licenses it's not a sock drawer, it's a missing women's driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I'd post if it were reddit.
"Surely they're not missing, you've found them".
The other day, someone posted "I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don't have a cat."
And I posted "Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that's how cat ownership works."
Some people can't see what's directly in front of their faces.
The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.
You can fit both the socks and the missing women's drivers' licenses. Unless you're really into collecting socks.
tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen
its me i'm tumblr
Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can't do an ounce of work by themselves
Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?
Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON'T (MUST WATCH)
Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.
[Citation needed]
Aside, but I hate that people say "my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me" instead of "my boyfriend (M 53) prevents me (F 21)"
I don't understand. "Prevents" is correct. But she said "forbids."
I had a typo. Reread it. It's the "my (gender age)" part that annoys me. "My boyfriend" is a person, "me" is a person, but "my" is not a person.
I think the order of words was the point here.
Geocities/MySpace:
Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]
It's that... Is that the windows xp background?
Edit - my bad, it's been a minute, forgot it didn't have trees
Boyfriends are a liberal lie
Husband bad
Boyfriend nonexistent
ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?
hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?
Surely that's the opposite of a red flag
ml loves red flags
4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.
YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identity!
L E G U M E S!
How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?
Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.
Did that and all I'm getting is kernel panic.
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😂😂🤣😅😮😮WHO DID THIS 🤣😂😅😂😮😮