Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?
Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!
Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.
This... we gonna be running god damned marathons.
To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.
Looking at this and imagining that everyone there knows is just perfect. Trump is fighting his mind about not thinking about it and telling himself they actually like him, the rest are just laughing AT him and only picturing that thing.
Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won't. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that's probably more damaging to them, than me. I'd just own it.
Plus, family and friends won't care. Oh no, you were horny and did something dumb? Ain't nobody can say they haven't done anything similar. Shit happens.
Besides, nowadays revenge porn laws are super strict - any image/video released publicly would be taken down quite quickly, and it wouldn't stick around to haunt you. At most your mum will get an eyeful of yer cock and it's not like she hasn't seen it before, or would do anything with it besides delete it and block whoever sent it.
When I was younger my friends would knock on my bedroom window at night to not wake up my mom. Got caught one time and they tried giving me some grief about it. I just up and said "yeah, I was choking the chicken. And what about it?" Never heard a peep about it again.
So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!
We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump." as a non-denial.
I find that to be highly unlikely. Even assuming Bill is bisexual, why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob. Reminds me more of the first episode of Black Mirror rather than a sexual favor.
It true. My old college roommate’s partner’s cousin’s former elementary school friend said that they asked Billie Clinton about giving him sloppy head. Dirty Billie said yes to the blowjob request.
Completely agree with this. Hilarious, sure, but certainly not literally accurate. With that exchange and when the emails were sent, I would sooner believe it's all sarcastic BS just getting thrown around.
Sorry, this is into reference of what exactly? There are so many scandals, I lost track. Is there a new sex scandal? I mean, ita the Cheeto, I'm auree there is one, but which?
There is an email from the Epstein files that were released that claims there is a photo, supposedly held by Putin, of Donald sucking off “bubba”. Who is believed to be Bill Clinton.
I wish you were right, but that genuinely doesn't make any sense.
What even could be "the photos" of someone kissing someone's ass?
Especially when the context is a conversation with someone who owns a literal depraved-and-illegal-sex themed island designed specifically to generate blackmail on the wealthy and powerful, who responds with "and i thought- I had tsuris", which is a yiddish word for "troubles".
Furthermore, Mark Epstein has now gone on record to state that "Bubba" was not Bill Clinton, so now you also need to explain who's ass Trump was kissing that is so damaging that Putin would want photos of it? Good luck!
Trump gave someone a blowjob and there are photos.
How in the hell you figure the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder would stoop to sucking dick?! My god you people will believe anything that suits your views.
Need I point out that you are all reading a shitload of meaning into a message fragment?
I want this to be real.
It would almost make Trump's political career worth it.
Oh hey Maga was right
Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.
I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.
I like to think I'm moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.
Bro I thought Bill was flying to go get himself some toddlers, not to go get Donald's face pressed into pelvis
We should've never doubted Bill's chad legacy, haha
Definitely not surprised. Just amused that the first of hopefully many reveals
Is this
He may even have been in Epstein...
Oh yeah, I am in no way saying he wasn't up to gross shit.
I guess I just find it funny that Maga is constantly saying "Well what if Bill Clinton is in the Files? What then?"
And this is the first we find out about his involvement.
Not the first. There was that portrait of Bill Clinton in Epstein's house wearing a blue evening dress. I don't know what that means but there it is.
Oh, word? I never knew about that
EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.
Don't ignore the sound 😷
Bro I didn't ask for this
you clicked on it, that means you accepted the terms and conditions
People voted for this. 🤦
He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.
Oh trump you blow hard...
What an outstanding comment. Well done sir or madam.
also known as Big Beautiful Bubba
Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead
Penis hazard
Would
Or how good is Trump's deepthroat game?
He is rocking that whole neck vag thing...
Thrussy
Thanks, I hate it.
Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.
Lmao this comment had me rolling. Yeah, we may have reached the end game as a species.
It's grown a clit now
What's the reference? (preparing myself for some "normal" 2025 shit)
Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein's island, according to the new email release...
Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?
Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!
I choked on air cackling at this thought
Holy shit a gay won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling...
Remind me of this clip
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXdw5tpdcAI
This is exactly why I'm wondering if "Bubba" could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.
Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.
Or Ghislaine Maxwell's horse
People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier
I didn't think Putin was on Epstein's island? And please don't refer to it as "juicy" ew
It's Milky is better?
This one, officer.
🤢
No.
Moist?
Frothy
Doesn't have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.
The pee tapes were
supposedlyfrom a Moscow hotel with Russian hookers. Context was that it was a room Obama, not Clinton, had stayed in.This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.
....
Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.
Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.
This... we gonna be running god damned marathons.
To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.
Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!
He's an anti-queer piece of shit. Go ham! He deserves exactly as much respect as he gives to the women and girls he's raped
LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA
Can somebody translate that interaction? I don't get most of it.
How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?
People are just speculating, there's no proof. But Bill Clinton did have the nickname Bubba
allegedly
Gunna need at least two people to fuck trump.
We're hearing it was a sick ostrich.
lol Maga gotta be happy about it
"It's not gay to suck someone's dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick"
Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.
opposite, but I'm sure the fox news bimbo that says "if there's grass on the field it's not pedo" will say your version next.
*fox news pedo
"Something something fake democrats" I expect
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing "Bubba", which was one of Bill Clinton's nicknames
Not just "photos", it's "the photos" emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.
Isn't Bubba also a generic afro American name, that is somehow associated with prison sexual abuse?
https://damiandelune.medium.com/are-there-really-guys-in-prison-who-prey-on-weak-inmates-8eab2070d04b
Looking at this and imagining that everyone there knows is just perfect. Trump is fighting his mind about not thinking about it and telling himself they actually like him, the rest are just laughing AT him and only picturing that thing.
I imagine there's something about Clinton on the Epstein emails, like everybody expects. But I'm also out of the loop.
probably bill clinton links to epstien
Time to clean my balls Don.
😂😂😂😂
Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?
As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.
Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won't. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that's probably more damaging to them, than me. I'd just own it.
Plus, family and friends won't care. Oh no, you were horny and did something dumb? Ain't nobody can say they haven't done anything similar. Shit happens.
Besides, nowadays revenge porn laws are super strict - any image/video released publicly would be taken down quite quickly, and it wouldn't stick around to haunt you. At most your mum will get an eyeful of yer cock and it's not like she hasn't seen it before, or would do anything with it besides delete it and block whoever sent it.
When I was younger my friends would knock on my bedroom window at night to not wake up my mom. Got caught one time and they tried giving me some grief about it. I just up and said "yeah, I was choking the chicken. And what about it?" Never heard a peep about it again.
Okay but what if it was a video of you having sex with children.
Megyn Kelly
Reference - https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/megyn-kelly-faces-backlash-questioning-211212198.html
Guess that makes sense.
Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick
I mean, hard to say who owns the lips around your spigot when your head is busy with some top shelf fruit. 🚤
what Clinton is going to do? come out and say "I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump"
“Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump - Bill Clinton 2025
Monica I need some advice - Trump, 2025
So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!
We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump." as a non-denial.
Why not both!
Uniparty? More like Lemon Party
I haven't thought about that picture in a long time.
Tbf I'm sure everyone's balls were slightly less saggy 30 years ago
I find that to be highly unlikely. Even assuming Bill is bisexual, why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob. Reminds me more of the first episode of Black Mirror rather than a sexual favor.
Does it matter of it's true or not?
It's been years that MAGA is showing us that truth does not matter,
In that regard, I fully endorse making and propagating memes on this topic.
Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island
Or something that would go down during a Joozian alien sex orgy drugs galactic party. Has everyone forgotten this episode?
Cancelled | South Park Public Library | Fandom https://share.google/cQmPo5ZuQMqkStv9R
There are other Trumps too, like Melania
Power move
Bill Clinton has never struck me as the kind of guy who would turn down a blowjob, no matter who offers it.
It true. My old college roommate’s partner’s cousin’s former elementary school friend said that they asked Billie Clinton about giving him sloppy head. Dirty Billie said yes to the blowjob request.
Second comment just to say that Ghislane Maxwell had a horse named Bubba.
Especially in 2018 when the "Russia Dossier" was all over the place, this is definitely pure sarcastic bullshitting, top to bottom.
Completely agree with this. Hilarious, sure, but certainly not literally accurate. With that exchange and when the emails were sent, I would sooner believe it's all sarcastic BS just getting thrown around.
Donald Trump to Bill Clinton
Trump’s portrayal as a muscled hunk makes a bit more sense now. It rarely attracts women.
/uj why does Bubba = Bill Clinton?
because of all Bubbas, it offered the most meme potential
Nickname because he was from Arkansas, origin of Bubbas.
Yep. And for anyone saying they've never heard that nickname for Clinton, Bubba Clinton is also mentioned in the docs.
Is this why he wanted to send Hillary to prison? So he could have Billy’s D all to himself?
krasnov's obsession with arnold palmer's penis makes a lot more sense now
Bubba reference
Poor Bush is like, wtf...why didn't I get sucked off by pedophiles?
Honestly? Inbetween all this Epstein shit, Bush is lookin' pretty good right now...
He's like the Butters of this irl South Park episode
If butters switched to his Professor Chaos persona a few times.
Between the needless wars he started, the Patriot Act, the great recession, and picking Dick Cheney as a vice president, among other things.
STUPID Libtards! It's Not ILLEGAL to Suck another Man's PENIS yet! Just like it's OK to Rape a Child if they have Perky enough TITS!
-Republicans, and I can NOT Stress this enough, LITERALLY!
And some democrats. Everyone seems to confuse pedophilia with political leaning. There are bad pedophiles on both (all) sides.
Suck it Donny!
But the font is slightly different....
email supports font selection
Somebody, please, make an ai visualization of this.
Oh well be seeing it on Southpark. I'm hoping for sidelong glances between the two of them
Musky!
Sorry, this is into reference of what exactly? There are so many scandals, I lost track. Is there a new sex scandal? I mean, ita the Cheeto, I'm auree there is one, but which?
There is an email from the Epstein files that were released that claims there is a photo, supposedly held by Putin, of Donald sucking off “bubba”. Who is believed to be Bill Clinton.
I want a phantom blowjob!
I am stunned you all are taking this seriously. He's obviously joking. Sounds like a reference to Trump kissing Clinton's ass.
It doesn't really matter. It's funny and that's enough to believe it was real.
I wish you were right, but that genuinely doesn't make any sense.
What even could be "the photos" of someone kissing someone's ass?
Especially when the context is a conversation with someone who owns a literal depraved-and-illegal-sex themed island designed specifically to generate blackmail on the wealthy and powerful, who responds with "and i thought- I had tsuris", which is a yiddish word for "troubles".
Furthermore, Mark Epstein has now gone on record to state that "Bubba" was not Bill Clinton, so now you also need to explain who's ass Trump was kissing that is so damaging that Putin would want photos of it? Good luck!
Trump gave someone a blowjob and there are photos.
How in the hell you figure the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder would stoop to sucking dick?! My god you people will believe anything that suits your views.
Need I point out that you are all reading a shitload of meaning into a message fragment?
Narcissists don't suck dick? That's the best you can do?
Narcissists notoriously
project
lmfao