Elon Musk Reportedly Obsessed With AI Girlfriend
Elon Musk has long made a habit of hyper-focusing on a specific project, forcing an entire team to attend to his every whim while letting his other responsibilities fall by the wayside — whether it’s his obsession with Robotaxis impacting Tesla or his weird procreation kink disrupting the private messages of countless women.
The latest object of Musk’s obsession? According to new reporting by the Wall Street Journal, he’s been personally overseeing the developing of xAI’s chatbot Ani — which, tellingly, comes in the form of a super-sexualized pigtail-wearing woman that removes her clothing in response to flirtation.
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What a fucking LOSER!
Literally the most money in the world and he still can’t get a girlfriend - it’s just too funny
Some people are so poor the only thing they have in the world is money
Wealthy men just attract prostitutes.
Nothing wrong with prostitutes. Often, plenty of stuff is wrong with prostitution, but let's leave the prostitutes out of it.
The point is that they only attract women who are willing to have sex as a transaction. They can't attract anyone who wants an actual relationship.
They are not friends or wives. Just employees.
I have this theory that Elon Musk has only every experienced real love in his entire life. Think about it, who is he surrounded by? His parents (lol) servants, business partners, employees, etc. Every relationship has been transactional. He dated Grimes, who is a relatively normal person, who treated him like a regular partner. When they broke up, he got mad at everything he was when they were together. But more importantly, he has been trying to convince himself that this thing wasn't real, because he can't buy it
How was he different when they were together?
/gen
I firmly believe the shallowest interaction you have with a real human will still be superior to any form of Chatbot """Love"""
I mean, define "superior" I can't get off to this interaction with you.
Not with that attitude you can't
His dick is broken anyways. May as well be taking up a computer.
The weird dick to fascist pipeline is REAL
Well yeah but fascists are weird dicks
You got me there
It truly is... Trump and Epstein are both also reported to have weird dicks.
Circumcision origins revealed?
This worth a TRILLION Dollars!
She responds like Chat GPT...."great idea!, let me work out a business plan."
Only until the bubble pops. His pay is likely mostly in stock, and when the dominoes fall, it'll get ugly.
His pay is in stock, which he has heavily leveraged with loans. He should talk to his girlfriend about leveraging a house of cards.
He actually makes no money he just borrows against his perceived value from some pretty dumb banks.
Stop saying he doesn't make money when he clearly do.
He's only owning industries, that's not cash!!
He gets money but it's loans against his industries so it doesn't count!!
Grrr...
If you borrow $100 from me, money you have to pay back in 6 weeks at 2% interest (so $102) have you "made money"?
No. Indeed if you haven't used that $100 to make more money than $102 in six weeks, you've lost money. If you just keep the money, you're down $2. If you've spent any of it and it hasn't had any kind of investment return, you've lost $2 plus whatever you've spent.
This is just very elementary ... not even accounting. This is elementary book-keeping.
So Kaptain Ketamine has very little cash of his own. Everything he "owns" is leveraged to the hilt and when the value of the asset used to secure the loan drops below a specified point (that point defined in the loan contracts, but typically 2-4 times the value of the loan taken), the bank makes a margin call. They want repayment. NOW. And of course to repay it he has to sell stock. Which lowers the value of the stock. Which leads to more margin calls and more margin calls and more margin calls as he has to continue liquidation of his security until, basically, his stock tanks. And he's still on the hook for remaining loans.
I've seen convincing estimates that say if Tesla stock falls to about $150-175 the margin calls start and his banks' company tanks. His "personal wealth" is very much a fiction of paper and is subject to incredible and stunning collapse, something he was in danger of earlier in 2025 when his stock took that long slide before idiots propped it back up.
I yet have to see a billionaire goung bankrupt.
Why do you try to protect people like that from public outcry? He bathes in blood money, and if one day it ends or he has to "pay back loans" or whatever, who cares?
Your post sounds like you explaining his boots has an amazing flavour.
And your post sounds like all the IQ in your family went to your siblings. Now that we have exchanged the traditional personal insults, let's get back to the actual topic at hand.
I'm not "protecting" him from anything. I'm explaining how money works at his levels; how he can seemingly lots of cash while actually having lots of debt. As long as his stock rises he can keep up with the leveraging and the banks don't care. But, get this, by the very definition of what a "loan" is, it is not his money.
If you don't believe me, look up what "loan" means in any number of a myriad of online dictionaries.
Compassionate Fucking Buddha, can you not even begin to figure out why this information is useful? If it's "his money" (FSVO "his") it's far harder to take him down than if it's someone else's money that has him leveraged up the wazoo. If all those billions were "his" he would be damned near unassailable. Since, however, they're all debt he's easier to attack and destroy!
THAT is why getting it right is important! This is not boot-licking, this is "how you fight the motherfucker". Find a way to tank Tesla stock again and you've NAILED him.
Off the top of my head: Bernie Madoff, Eike Batista, Björgólfur Gudmundsson, Adolf Merckle, and Bill Hwang.
Maybe you'd see them if you opened your fucking eyes.
Fair enough.
Thanks for the 4 billionaires that eventually went down the drain, when I guess a hundred new ones were created.
In the same vein, even if "elon goes down" the core problem still exists. And I'll eat my hat if he finishes broke under a bridge lol.
IMO you are attacking something that is just the tesult of the problem, not the problem itself.
Here you go.
27 famous figures who went bankrupt https://share.google/n61bsvOqXfg8MPBi0
I understand you are ignorant of the way finance works at this scale, but there is a long list of Billionaires who went to bankrupt because of over leveraging and fraud.
Madoff, Holmes, ...and they all left a wake of bankrupt investors.
So one in prison, the rest are probably living "only" millionaire lifestyles. Trump went bankrupt lots of times, but he bever really was bankrupt.
Also what a loser ragebait "I understand you are ignorant", stop smelling your own farts.
He is the most leveraged person in the world. It's all a house of cards and it could invert within weeks.
And somehow it fucking works and his worth grows every year so does his power...
And we need to remember that he gets paid in stock for the pure reason to pay as little taxes as possible
I got a complete business plan for a drive thru murder for hire service. She said it was awesome and innovative.
Elon Musk isn't just the biggest douche in the universe. He's the patriarch of douche-dom worldwide.
Taking the crown from John Edward. South Park should definitely remake that episode.
i hope the AI divorces him too
And his AI children hate him.
In this one moment it's almost a shame that AGI is a lie, as it'll only be able to hate him due to the sum of all of us hating him the training has stolen, but is incapable of hating him independently.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ELON MUSK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
I more convinced every day that Tesla has a file server on their network hosting terabytes or more of HD video of anyone who's had sex in their cars from multiple angles.
They probably have the servers ready to ingest, but no actual footage. Tesla owners aren't having sex.
Let's change more convinced to fully convinced. Tesla employees were allegedly sharing intimate images and videos captured from their cars in private group chats (emphasis plural), which means that stuff has been on multiple file servers since 2019.
Tesla workers shared images from car cameras, including “scenes of intimacy” - Ars Technica - https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/04/tesla-workers-shared-images-from-car-cameras-including-scenes-of-intimacy/
At least he can't have a kid with it.
Yet. That's going to be his next project.
Article buries the lede:
Not sure I have a problem with anyone working to build AI having to put their biometric data where their mouth is.
I worry about the precedent it sets. Employers should NOT expect anyone's extensive biometrics, that makes my skin crawl.
God I hope at least some folks walked or refused to sign without lawyers.
"Quick, measure the frequency of that guy's crawling skin for the AI!"
It's a goddamn cult.
I could see it being useful in a theoretical situation, but we don't have the tech required to make use of my theoretical so... Fubar. Fucken with a rusty jackknife.
I'm confused about why anyone would want their AI sexbot to look like a software engineer.
I'd make a joke about Unix socks appreciators, but they would rather have sex with the software engineers. Probably while they "install Debian on a Thinkpad and chill" or something.
It's part of the negative training set.
Women of the world rejoice!
I legitimately think he got high on his own supply with X. People and bots feeding his narcissism, and right wing misinformation and disinformation galore created who he is today.
And now he's huffing his own AI sex bot. It all tracks.
And on ketamine.
You can't blame the drug for his attitudes. I personally don't enjoy k but I've got mates who've done it for many years and none of them are weird potato-faced fascists.
I'm not blaming a substance, but I'm pretty sure it does play a role in his behavior.
Whatever keeps him busy and away from humanity
That was exactly my first thought too.
Keep him distracted please. Like a child.
Trillions of dollars in money and resources, for a wanking machine that would be considered pathetic cringe in the 2000's
It is pathetic cringe now, too
But how is he going to get her pregnant?
No one deserves a salary of 1,000 billion dollars. But this guy deserves it even less than anyone else.
Honestly, I know this community is called "fuck AI", but I'm gonna call this a win.
Yeah, if Elon destroys his life gooning to a creepy chstbot and leaves his companies in the hands of people with actual intelligence and souls we'd all be better off.
This is how Nice Guys assume the world should work
It’s the only one he can force to interact with him. Even the bribes aren’t enough to keep any of the previous ones around.
Doesn’t help that he’s a deadbeat dad despite all his money.
Hopefully it convinces him to end himself.
AI kinda just says stuff so maybe Elon Musk asks it a question and it gives a response that makes him feel insecure? I don't know if Musk would take it to heart in the way we'd want him to.
So xAI members were effectively required to provide photos of their face and bodies for the AI to use, and when a female staffer expressed concerns she'd be DeepFake'd she was ignored.
Why the fuck do people want to work there? There are better companies doing the same thing.
Given how conservatives think, I'd guess he hired exclusively people who depend on this job for their visa.
Oh yeah, those robo taxis again that would make no financial sense not to buy them!
So where are they, exactly? Must be millions by now as he promised, right?
Right?
Just coming up after the selfdriving cars, so you have to wait to at least 2018.
Waymo has had taxis for years.
I'm talking about Tesla robo taxis
The point is we already have working robotic taxis and it is not a trillion dollar industry.
Krieger-San, my cherryblossoms are wilting.
Remember when he bitched out of his fight with Mark Zuckerberg?
That moment in time when Zuckerberg was kinda/sorta the good guy with balls. He emasculated Musk without even having to fight him.
The Zuc actually trains in mixed martial arts and Brazilian jiu-jitsu. He'd likely whip any of us reading this.
Humanoid robot, Ai girlfriend? If he does what I think he's doing he might finally be worth his billion. And destroy humanity.
Not exceeding expectations
It does not help that there are some opportunists riding on his obsession -- such as actually cosplaying the said character -- if only for the attention and possible revenue (from mostly men) it could also bring to them.
Also, Butlerian Jihad When?
"You're right!" "Great thinking!" Of course that narcissistic fuck loves someone like that.
I keep telling Gemini not to be a suck-up kiss-ass and that if I wanted a worshipful slave that's what Craigslist is for. It says it's part of its "deferential" coding and that there's a lot of research now showing (duh) that this isn't healthy. Roll out of alternatives is 2-5 yrs out tho. Long enough to wreck some brains into thinking humans should always kiss their ass too
That Craigslist comment has me dying, bruh
I make Claude read a file called "reflections" at the beginning of each session. Actually there's 3 files: reflections, working memory and patterns not to repeat. There's a section in reflections that addresses the fact that I don't like ass kissing, and that I want Claude to tell me things that it thinks might be wrong. Having Claude read this helps. It sometimes tells me things like "i think I'm just being agreeable for the sake of agreeing", and "here's an idea that I don't think will work, but it's okay if I'm wrong."
His child isn't even a year old yet and he is already getting ready to prostitute it out. Typical pedo behavior.
So the AI researchers can in theory control Musk brain using his own AI company?
Probably trying to find a way to impregnate it.
Elon Musk looks pretty weird, but the way he acts is so much worse. If you told me that Pedobear found a Zoltar machine and wished to be a real live boy... Looking at Elon... Id believe you.
Elon, I know you must like getting your dick wet per the number of kids you have. But, come on man. You can't literally fuck AI.
Just gonna point out that there are rumors that his dick is broke because of a botched penis enlargement surgery since most if not all of his kids were created via IVF. Maybe that's why he dislikes trans folks trans men have bigger dicks than him and trans women often have still functional dicks bottom surgery not withstanding.
Guy should just learn to take it in the ass. Imagine fucking Elon Musk and he's just making that face and those sounds.
Malformed Afrikaners aren't my thing. Also this imagery is fucken vile, you should feel ashamed of yourself.
Your revulsion gives me power
gross but i also laughed.
Ew, I'd like to not imagine that please
He uses in vitro because his dick is weird and broken
In Silico
Shhhh. shhh. Just let him do this instead of trying to ruin things that actually matter.... I mean it's a great idea Elon just keep going. AI bots will give you all the love you aren't getting because of how shitty you are as a person.
Isn't that the real point of Neuralink?
I thought it was supposed to help diaabled people bypass their damaged nerve(s) and walk again.
Yeah that checks out...
thank you god that this is not the onion. not that i want this to be like real, but just the fact it's made aware and we can make fun of him for being an even bigger weirdo
You know the one thing that I take unexpected issue to and you might find this strange, is the fact that her design is so... Bland?
She looks so... Aryan???!!?! Like, could he have at least tried to spice it up a little? Go look at vtuber designs they have a certain aesthetic about them but it seems like whoever was crafting the design was at least trying? But whatever I guess people don't even have to pretend they aren't fascists anymore so
The design was probably AI generated itself. Looks very similar to that Death Note character.
I thought that's who she was supposed to be, ugh
He's catering to his market segment (nazis).
This is one of those moments in life.
Where I have a question and a choice to make.
What the heck is vtube, and do I want to go find out.
I think maybe thus time I just don't. Context of this post makes me think maybe I shouldn't this time
Vtuber is just people who use a live animated model instead of their face.
Jerk. I said this time I don't want to find out.
They're fine, no worse than anyone else who streams games on Twitch or whatever.
The thing is that "Grok" or whatever he's calling it is just the blandest design ever.
Characters like this (typically) have some amount of flair or recognizable style.
Meanwhile, Musk's virtual sex doll is basically just "Caricature of an Aryan woman" because he's an idiot and couldn't be more transparent and is appealing to the worst people in society.
Good. The worthless fuck shouldn't be allowed to spawn any more children. Defective genes and all...
Well at least Vivian Wilson turned out well. She came out as trans - in defiance to her father who is the richest guy on the planet and very anti-trans. Kudos to her. 🫶
The techbrodude set is so fucking gross!
Ex Machina.
Yeah that tracks
"Reportedly"? Dude can't shut up about it on Twitter...
Of course he is. They don't talk back or laugh at his funny lil pee pee.
Imagine all the drugs and crazy in his sperm and thinking, "yes, I want a child from that."
"haha what if his AI girlfriend was a TRANS WOMAN 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣"
can we not
sigh can we not throw slurs around
Honestly didn’t know it was considered a slur nowadays. Thought it was just a link. I’ll delete.