I’m curious how you have it that you feel that way. Do you bake it, broil, steam? Do you cover? Uncover? How long for each? What bits do you have?
I mean breast skin is not great skin so if you like that cut I get your dislike but if you do legs and thighs, baked or fried or anything where it crisps and a lot of the fat cooks out, that’s not to your liking?
That's not true, there's definitely ways to render the skin to the point where it's all crisp, no slime, without burning it. It's hard to do when oven roasting but possible, but it's pretty easy to do when pan-searing.
Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.
Boston Market said
What a day to have eyes
So glad I'm not the only one who thought that
To your partner, ok, I won't kinkshame, but who prefers a roasted chicken without skin?
Right, the seasoning all roasted in there is the best part.
Chicken skin is disgusting
Chicken meat good
I’m curious how you have it that you feel that way. Do you bake it, broil, steam? Do you cover? Uncover? How long for each? What bits do you have?
I mean breast skin is not great skin so if you like that cut I get your dislike but if you do legs and thighs, baked or fried or anything where it crisps and a lot of the fat cooks out, that’s not to your liking?
Nah I always just remove the skin always
But if I'm cooking myself, I'm just buying breast without skin
I remove the breast skin, but I do eat the drumstick skin since it's melded right in the most of the time.
That's not true, there's definitely ways to render the skin to the point where it's all crisp, no slime, without burning it. It's hard to do when oven roasting but possible, but it's pretty easy to do when pan-searing.
Why would I eat the chicken wrapper?
Less garbage
I wouldn't pay more than $9 for you.
Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.
But the skin is the best part!
I love to debone you in the kitchen.
“My, you’re very juicy today”
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Boston Market isn't real.
it can't hurt you.
Chicken are real though
Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They're not real.
Jokes on them, the nearest Boston Market to me is in another state.
"Your skin is delicious fried or smoked"
“I’m going to spatchcock you so hard.”
I'm going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird...
I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.
I love when it's spit-roasted.
why don't you talk back?
Sorry you're dead but I was a little hungry and not in the mood for tofu
I'll stuff you until you're full and then eat you
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn't fucked you before dinner.
I can't wait to serve you to my family
Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great
No.
Thanksgiving Edition: I'm gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.
I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.
You're a loss leader
I miss Boston Market.
wtf mates.
"My friend is coming in tonight, you will be spitroasted in no time."
You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof
I prefer you featherless.
You're welcome.
Just realized that logo kinda looks like lips
With rice and curry
Oil me up I'm going in
Can't wait to eat you covered in mayo on white bread.
Boston Market ratioed by a cannibal smh
Wtf, who talks with his food?
Ooh! Hot!
Yeah, a pigskin (lambskin?), aka a condom.
Right?
A pigskin is a (n American) football. Maybe you're thinking lambskin?
Not American enough to use a football as a condom, eh?
better than busting your balls on a hockey puck...