I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as "shooting up." The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one "takes neither and shows up drunk", and the twist is that "rather than showing up drunk he's doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs" wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think "oh they are talking about insulin" and more so "are they talking about drugs?"
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...
They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that's a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn't just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
🎶 If it's going up your arsehole flare the base
If it's going up your arsehole flare the base
If it's going up your arse, there's a point it mustn't pass
If it's going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
Meh. Just use lube and don't let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don't leave glass bottles on the beach, that's just rude.
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one's anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
Okay I'm here. What now?
Sunscreen, maybe?
don't need sunscreen if you go at night
Raise hell!
Username made me chortle
wtf
What? If you're not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It's the beach.
Hell yeah! Where all my New Jerseyans at?
Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again
what the hell are you talking about dude?
I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as "shooting up." The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one "takes neither and shows up drunk", and the twist is that "rather than showing up drunk he's doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs" wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
Or they're just saying something that'd be even worse than broken glass to step on.
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
Estradiol Valerate?
Diabetes?
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think "oh they are talking about insulin" and more so "are they talking about drugs?"
NJ has hypo needles on the beach.
ew
They are referring to when New Jersey had a huge problem with needles washing up on the beaches back in the 90s.
oh im canadian so i don't get that.
how about you don't need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let's have a drink and be friends. :)
huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.
Water at the beach is salty.
just bring a desalination plant
So make pasta!
(My) Humour isn't for everyone.
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
You guys have hot sand? - British person
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.
The point of the post is you can, though.
there is one other place it can sit :3
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors
Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.
I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...
Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.
Take flasks.
Take wooden barrels.
Take sheep bladders
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
how?
They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.
Seems like a big wide base would be safer.
Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.
I'm having a hard time seeing how you're not seeing how.
For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Super pretty decades or centuries later tho
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.
You can stick tall cans in the sand
But isn't the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?
Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won't fling metal shards around everywhere
My Stick grenade does.
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
context
Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
Where's fisting enthusiast when you need him?
Well at least that's a flared base.
But, uhm... context?
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correct
Oh yeah I've seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I've forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I've watched something several times, I can't really recall anything that's like older than two years.
Hell I've started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn't as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
It's impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember
If watched it don't remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously
On the flip side, I didn't make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Now I'm curious what you do rate as a good movie
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that's a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn't just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Yeah, I figured I'd write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?
I'm no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?
The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.
Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.
Yeah we certainly needed to know that last fact
I wonder what the unit of hotness is.
Picantes
I like that as a unit of sexual hotness, ngl
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You'd have to bury it fairly deep.
I'm Australia at least, you'd just be warming up your beer.
Glass bottles at the beach is a big no no though.
Should I know these people or is it just random gifs?
Just random well-known reaction gifs (but if you want to know: Anna Sloan, Sheldon J. Plankton, Elizaveta Podkorytova).
I didn't know Sir Plankton had a first or second name. Nor did I know that his last name is Plankton and not his first.
I presume since the beer bottle says... squints Cream Blindness......... that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone's favorite: AI slop.
Actually it says "Ocean Blindness." And apparently it's a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
Thanks for digging, that's cool. I'm glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.
Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
He means sticking it in one's ass, and you probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn't be put inside the human rectum.
Because it echoes when I fart?
Yes, exactly that.
Oh, ok that makes sense. I was wondering if there was some sort of chemical reaction or something that was implied.
I would think with your username that sticking it in your butt would be the first thing that comes to mind!
You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that's not uncommon).
The butt thing does make it funnier though.
Could bring a whole new meaning to the term "butt chug"
Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.
My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass
My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.
Finally, a drinking game that's inclusive to our amputatee homies!
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen
Been saying it for a while, we need to universally un-stigmatize putting things up your butt. The world would be a better place.
thats what a rookie would say!
Prob isn't even on a first name basis with the good ER folk.
Like a keg?
A jar
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?
Wash the sand off first
Or don't if that's what you're into
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…
Wash the sand off first
Or don't if that's what you're into
Negative lubrication
Why not stick a sand paper along the way
But chugging is a thing apparently
Butt-chugging you mean
We have a connoisseur I see!
That's colonsir, please.
I just found a new way to pronounce coloniser.
Well of course, the base isn't flared.
CyberOSHA over here demanding we don't have fun ...
Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the sand. This for somewhere else.
Nope, nope, nope, this is for nowhere. I'm having vivid flash backs of the jar video.
I'm thinking anus.
Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the anus. This for somewhere else.
That's how you get another '1 man 1 jar' incident.
🎶 If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arse, there's a point it mustn't pass If it's going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
clap clap.
I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…
Sand to sand!
))<>((
Meh. Just use lube and don't let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don't leave glass bottles on the beach, that's just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
That's not the way to go about it, now I'm definitively thinking about it. 🫠
Don't think about a pink elephant.
I don't think I could fit an entire elephant back there, no matter the color.
Not with that attitude!
But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?
Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?
Those things look fun to throw
Bet if you put fletching on it you could get some good long distance accuracy.
So you get warm beer?
Not if you go to a cold beach.
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn't do it in reverse with the swelling.
Well it's not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
Obviously there's the but stuff, but isn't sticking the bottle in the sand bad anyway because it could lead to broken glass?
But if not but plug why but plig shaped
The bottle cap looks flared enough
Relevant user name lmao
This is just a tiny amphora, the Greeks have this Japanese designer beat by about 3000 years
Hopefully these don't shatter as easily as the big ones ...
But it is designed, to be stuck into the sand … designed to!! Why then shouldn't I think about sticking it into the sand at the beach, why?!
Because it is coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.
The message from the ER doctor suggest that ge expects people to put them in their butts, and advises that they not.
aaaaand the ER’s filling up.
Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?
What are you doing step-brother?
Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
Sorry you didn't understand it.
Perhaps it is you who failed to see clever anti-humor in the post you are replying to!
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive-humor)
See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one's anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
Isn't it also probably dangerous in the sand?
Glass on the beach is always an asshole move.