Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
it's barely a variation on it, and also doesn't make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you'd like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it's still two family names.
but we already know through several examples that she doesn't give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it's most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn't have to tell her.
it's the same reason she didn't use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It's more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See "going Dutch" "Dutch courage" "Dutch treat" "Dutch uncle". :)
Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don't have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I've never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren't French!
There wouldn't be a dick joke. You'd be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you'd be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness.
Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she's willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.
I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
I don’t get it
SIRona RYAN
Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!!”
she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
I'm not native English and I don't know enough gay lingo. What's wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
"Sir" is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.
Thank you. That kicked out "My Shirona" whenever I read the name.
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
😂😂😂
Or Amanda Richardson
Paddy McCarbombing
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Tequitaco Sanchez
Ching Chong
i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
it's barely a variation on it, and also doesn't make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you'd like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it's still two family names.
but we already know through several examples that she doesn't give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it's most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn't have to tell her.
it's the same reason she didn't use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
Fuckterfs Fuckrowling
Here son, drink this, it'll help. A potion of mother's milk.
Jean Luc Baguette
Captain of the starship Frenchie
Frencherprise
Damn. That's way better.
Harald Töpfer.
Adalbert Taumeltor
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
Yup
i almost choked on my food reading this
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how's aunt Frieda?
Gunther Eagleman
That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!
Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining
That's pretty clever, but luckily for me it's just a shit post
That's what a fed would say! And someone that's not a fed would say!
Dudes out here glowing like a rave
Ah shit it's feds all the way down
Whence the name Fediverse
Cuntious Goonbag
Kimchi Chong
Giovanni Espresso
Or this https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98
Tory Whiteman
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
Heinrich Himmler? I don't know, I don't like J.B. Bowlingball
Adie Goosestep
Göring Rolling
Whitey McCracker
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
User name does not check out.
It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit....
Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?
Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What's your point?
You know what my point is, but since you're pretending, I'll pretend too: gay isn't a pejorative.
Also this guy: "I'm Canadian"
Am I?
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
Andrew Redskin
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
This guy collecting ethnicities like it's bingo.
Tina Cracker.
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
Hans Wurst
Wait until you see Hans Best!
I love this, because a "Hans worst" in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.
Same in German (that's the joke ;)
Johnny Canuck
nah first name would probably be Sori
Buddy Guy
Wyatt Yankstrash
Gaylord Perriwinkle.
Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
sorry but that has to be Win der Mill
Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.
There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Really? I don't know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don't; I've never met a Dutch person I didn't like.
Billy the who now?
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It's more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See "going Dutch" "Dutch courage" "Dutch treat" "Dutch uncle". :)
I'm mostly teasing. It's more funny than serious.
Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don't have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I've never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren't French!
Amen. About the only thing that unites Quebec with the rest of Canada is a mutual distaste for the French.
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.
EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"
Write that down! Write that down!!
Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!
Pasty McBeergut
Shawn White
Wright Devil
Potatrick Tuberman
Turk Kebabman
Cletus Luxlunae. He'd specialize in spirits. And he'd hate TERFs because they ain't minding their own fucking business.
Probably Unga Boonga
François LaGrenouille
Honkey McRoundeye
Methany Peckerwood
cracker bongcloud
Frenchy McPistols
Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France
But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
There wouldn't be a dick joke. You'd be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you'd be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she's willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
Yeah, why do the brits equate fat with evil so damn much?
Mayo von Nnaise
Jose Frijoles Sanchez
I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎
Mudbob Laqueefastien
Cowram Pisswa Swamy
Gord Hockeyson
Jacob Kowalski who sells pączki... hang on a minute!
Nonya Business
Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus
Inni The Beginnging
Constant-Guin Poutine-Tremblay
Jakob Hansen
Asian Invasion.
Spickus spokus
Grungeathan Dampflannel
Gunter Schnapsholder
Hans Wurst
Dammit, you beat me! :D
Howan Weto Bakko
Nia Nubia
Ah an Italian, how international of you!
Killum Ruski these days it would seem.
Romeo G Detlef Jr.
I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.
Adolf Hilterman
I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.
Oh no! The world is doomed
That's a weird name