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Elon Musk ‘took so much ketamine campaigning it damaged his bladder’

The billionaire is also alleged to have used ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms — and sources suggest it could have affected his work at DOGE

The world’s richest man, who put about $288 million towards Trump’s re-election campaign last year and has been a key member of his inner circle since, also carried around packaging labelled as Adderall pills, a stimulant used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and other conditions, according to photographs seen by the publication.

Musk stepped down from his role in government this week as his contracted time as a special government employee came to an end, and has lamented the criticism aimed at the cost-cutting agency and the reputational damage his companies took.

Musk was asked about the New York Times article in an appearance at the White House alongside Trump on Friday. “Is that the same publication that got a Pulitzer Prize for false reporting on the Russiagate?” he replied, referring to claims that Trump had been compromised by Russia during his 2016 presidential election victory. “Is it the same organisation? Let’s move on.”

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kbin.melroy.org

I don't like this theory, cause it implies that everything he has done is because of the drugs, and not because he's a megalomaniac narcissistic greedy moron.

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Brokkrreply
lemmy.world

My theory is that his PR people are "leaking" these stories that he can rebuild his image as a recovering addict. This will let them craft a sympathetic story and they will hope that we'll forget that he's a racist asshole.

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sh.itjust.works

Bingo, he’s the fall man for the White House right now. If you view American politics under the lens of professional wrestling it makes a lot of sense. Musk is doing a heel turn so he attracts more flak on his way out.

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Alaikreply
lemmy.zip

Who's the secretary of education again? Lol

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I think this is partway to the truth.

This is also PR for Trump, who should still hold the majority of the blame for the disastrous DOGE firing spree and violations of private data on citizens. You know, for letting this billionaire Nazi prick buy his way into the White House in the first place.

Instead, they’ll say Trump thought Muskrat had a good head on his shoulders and didn’t realize Elon was so drugged out and causing problems. Poor Trump just had no idea.

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My theory is that his PR people are “leaking” these stories that he can rebuild his image as a recovering addict.

If he wants to use this angle in my mind he's going to have to do way more than a weekend at Betty Ford. If he retracts his antagonism for unions at his plants and rehires those he fired would be a start. He'd also have to do a full 180 and admit how hard the work of government is and his actions with DOGE were more destructive than constructive. He'd had to publicly apologize for his behavior and provide restitution to all those his actions negatively impacted. A big part of that would be fighting against the trump administration and its attacks on racial and gender minorities.

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But didn't they hate druggies, and all the fentanyls brought by the bad bad illegals, etc. etc.?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

The would mean he'd have to stop using drugs. I don't see that happening.

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One can hope. But the idea that this is pr around recovering addict comeback story requires he actually quit using drugs, which isn't happening.

And that's ignoring the well know fact that he fired all his pr people and replaced them with an automated response of 💩.

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60dreply

Exactly, it lowers inhibitions, it doesn't carve a completely different asshole.

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lemmy.world

Yeah, that makes sense now that I think about it. I used to think it would make them more sympathetic and empathetic towards people other than their selves, but that's clearly not the case for everyone.

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He’s a drug addict, it’s not a theory he’s on hella drugs, he IS on hella drugs

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Also, is there any proof. There's so many articles that it gets old quick. And as a base we don't really create memes or content to keep this stuff fresh

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lemmy.ca

I don't think there's an amount of ketamine that would have me doing this, though, even by accident...

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midwest.social

Idk. I told the doctors and nurses to tell all the girls I had big crushes on (individually, by name) that I loved them even though I was dying and I would protect them like an angel.

I wasn't actually dying, I was having a minor procedure and a hypersensitive reaction to the drug.

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krashmoreply
lemmy.world

That is not even close to the same thing as giving two consecutive Nazi salutes in front of millions of people.

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midwest.social

No. No it's not. In fact, I would say Ketamine doesn't cause people to become Nazis.

I would say that Ketamine lets your inner self get exposure.

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I had a colonoscopy years ago when I was engaged to my now-wife, and when I woke up from the anaesthesia I just babbled about how much I loved her. At no point did I come remotely close to doing a Nazi salute.

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I think they're just setting up a defense for all the illegal activity, so when they investigate, they've got a get out of jail free, card. Not that he would go to jail with the amount of money he has.

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lemm.ee

Poo Pants and Pee Pants.

And that's what America calls strong and brilliant. Sad.

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Or optionally carry his piss in a bag strapped to his ankle.

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Patients with ketamine abuse can present with urinary frequency, nocturia, urgency, incontinence, cystitis, bladder or loin pain and haematuria, which are debilitating symptoms causing a profoundly negative impact on quality of life [2]. Pain can promote the further use of ketamine or other recreational drugs to help suppress distressing symptoms, so compounding the condition. Onset of urinary symptoms is typically delayed from the time ketamine is first used, and the severity of symptoms appears to be related to the quantity and duration of drug intake [3].

https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/pages//files/News/Newsletters//W22%20-%20BJUI%20consensus%20article.pdf

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No wonder he has to use IVF to impregnate all of his baby mamas, he's probably got a catheter in every time he's not in his piss dungeon safe spaces.

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In order to develop bladder issues, people need to abuse Ketamine frequently for a longer time and with high doses. Just doing it on weekends at parties wont cause such issues for a long time. Also Ketamine develops a crazy tolerance.

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Well, I guess there goes the old theory of giving people in control psychedelics and MDMA and having it turn them around and become more empathetic.

Also, I've heard the bladder issues excessive ketamine causes is incredibly painful and I would normally have some sympathy for someone with the condition, but I really find it lacking when it's concerning someone who has caused so much chaos and harm.

Edit: spelling

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sources suggest it could have affected his work at DOGE

What? He aced his work at DOGE.

He stripmined all the data and halted the regulatory investigations into his companies.

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Based on what I know Ketamine does to a person's behaviors, taking enough to enjoy it yet not enough to see mouse people leads me to believe he's actually much worse of a person behind closed doors and sober.

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Okay, forget his bladder. Let's talk about the effects on what pretends to be his brain.

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fedia.io

I'm going for Mexican food. You?

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lemmy.myserv.one

I made homemade deep fried fish sandwich. Very messy however it got the job done.

Jealous about the Mexican food.

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Homemade deep fried fish sandwich sounds delicious. Fresh water or salt water? I miss fresh seafood.

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Wish we could have traded because that sounds pretty good.

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lemmy.ml

First Xanax, now ketamine. Is there a drug out there that doesn't make people go on racist ourbursts?

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Agreed, this is ultimately fantastic news, if true. Fuck that guy and I hope his various organs just give up one by one. Or all at once. He's a wildly destructive loser of a man.

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I honestly hope he isn’t gone so he continues to do an insane amount of drugs and fucking cooks his peanut of a brain so much he either dies or goes into a coma.

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I would say that he probably doesn't want to open the door to calling credibility into question based on past history of misrepresentation, but who am I kidding, obviously nothing has actually mattered for years now.

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Sounds like a responsible person you want to give access to all our sensitive databases and departments. Class act given access to everything for buying trump the election.

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