You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics
You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.
Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We'll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.
You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Incompetent engineer arrives to work late, botches an experiment, and ends up ripping a hole in the universe to a world full of "creatures". He then mercilessly murders the scared creatures while sabotaging efforts by security forces, and an elderly man in a suit, to resolve the situation.
You wake up in a quarrantine zone. Despite having no medical qualifications, you need to cure a global pandemic before you are permitted to leave.
If you manage to succeed, your reward is your life saved and then more debt than you can hope to repay in a thousand lifetimes when you leave quarrantine.
You pull animal-like creatures from their natural habitats to make them fight each other in a way that they somehow consent, in a franchise that systematically weeds out the good ideas from each game while retaining the bad ones.
You're a disenfranchised spacefaring race perpetually performing an, ultimately, menial task in an extremely hostile and dangerous environment. You only exist to create wealth for the company, at the expense of your health and wellbeing. Personal relationships are fleeting as you only interact with strangers you are randomly teamed up with to complete a job at which the company has neither adequately trained or equipped you to do well. Climbing the social ladder in your community is a function of finding ways to more efficiently extract resources from a ripe planet unable to sufficiently defend itself from your advanced technology.
I don't think I followed your prompt, but I got carried a way.
Person and person and person don't like other person. The person and person and person work Make other person no have place. Make big word. Person big word person big word other person big word other person.
Make big mad. Many time. Person say big word person. Some person make no person. Make finish person and person and person big no happy, maybe big happy. Make big finish.
Just trying to live my life and get with big tiddied Cleopatra. Gandhi comes over and cock blocks me with nukes. That's all right though, my Giant Death Robot is teabagging Delhi right now while I launch a satellite. - Abe Lincoln
A girl relies in old emails, social media posts and obsolete sites to understand the reality of the world and avoid murderbots' attempts to destroy everybody.
Go spelunking and become immune to nearly all forms of damage, only to step on a drop of funny pink liquid, get turned into a sheep, get set on fire and die.
There is a box. It's a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.
You get stranded on an alien planet and in the process of trying to get home you get distracted with destroying the planets resources and native population
In a world full of robots you live your live in the wilds until your stepdad gets killed and all of a sudden all these religious tribes around you want you to save humanity.
You attack a tree, then make tools to attack things even better. You need to now attack dirt and then stone to make better tools. After that, you can attack more stone in hopes of finding valuables. When you find blue thing, you can attack solid cola, and make a rectangle, then curse it by lighting it on fire. Now you agree in hell. You should be proud of yourself. Now you can attack fires with your tools, or if you collected snowballs before, you can also torture them. When they die, you pull out their penis, break them to make fire-thing. Then kill living magmas, and then extract their magma that was inside them, and make it into magma balls. After that, you can kill tall black people, and collect their balls. Then you can merge the fiery-things, the magma balls, and the black people's balls to make some eyeballs. You can then throw the eyeballs (one at a time), and follow them until they fall down where you stand. Then you can start attacking dirt and stone again, until you get into an underground house. Find a room that has a rectangle made from the eyeball's material, go there, and put the remaining eyeballs there, but look out for gray bugs! Now you get to the void on a floating solic cola, then use the stone you attacked to go to another floating thing that is made of solid pee. You should see big dragon. If you made bows, you can start shooting, and when big dragon is down, you can also attack it with a sword. But beware! Big dragon can also fuck you over, and shoot you out of the void into space. If you managed to destroy big dragon, at the center of the pee island, you should see cola spawn inside solid cola. Just jump in there, and you beat the game!
Alien crashes on planet and murders the native population in order to build contraptions that pull rocks out of the ground and cooks and smashes them together
“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?”
“Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.”
“WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”
I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.
One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.
A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.
Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.
A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.
You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.
Virgin man dismantles mafia fighting over a tiny ass piece of land. He beats up everyone (sometimes with a rpg) without killing anyone ever while doing random bullshit like racing toy cars on the side and helping people around the city.
Also he crosses paths with a less kind one eyed man who runs a brothel.
Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.
You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either.
And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files.
In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.
Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.
An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.
They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.
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You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.
you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.
@rcmaehl A guy wakes up from coma and stumbles around aimlessly, doing trivial favours for people along the way. Oh he also collects seeds for some reason.
You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!
Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90
You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).
Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.
Boss fights, with long animation locks, to get RNG loot drops to fight harder bosses, with some non boss fight content sprinkled in every now and again.
Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.
Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.
You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to fix things to open a door and escape. There’s more squatting and flashlights than necessary.
I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.
Time witch steals back her powers to become a god but is defeated by the now human and unsuperpowered protagonist who is given a bin of nuclear batteries from the white house by the president of the United States.
Many 30-somethings endure commute home only to fire up a game where they disregard others on track, brake way too late, force impossible overtakes only to loose control of their car moments later.
Trying to build a rocket with the help of cartoon characters who have no idea what they're doing, and then watching in horror as your creations explode spectacularly due to your lack of engineering skills.
a shipwrecked amnesiac plays harmonica, does long haul trucking, donates to science, and fights organized crime with the help of a hot rod he found on the beach and some teenagers named after seasonings.
Experience the challenges of living with a terminal illness in a futuristic crime-ridden neoliberal metropolitan city, where solely you are responsible of saving yourself. Pull yourself out by your bootstraps and become a rising star in its criminal underworld.
non-spoilery version: what do you do when you crawl out of your shelter? die, die again!
::: spoiler spoilery version (spoilers for Rain World)
you meet a suicidally depressed god with cancer who tells you to dive into acid at the bottom of the world
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Man punch fat man punch green man punch army man punch punching man punch mask man punch blonde man punch upside-down lady punch HUGE man punch stretchy man punch eyepatch man punch cape man.
You can do anything. Even be a carpenter. I hear there's a city somewhere with tons of farms in the middle of the ocean. So you can farm under guard protection how op is that.
Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.
Dude goes to the park for a bit, his friend brings him a sandwich. They talk about the future, and immediately get genocided. 80 hours later, the dude kills god
My recent favorite here. This one might be a stumper for people trying to solve it.
You get shot for getting too handsy, especially with the sensitive fat guy. Or just looking at the art. Or, hell, when someone asks you to get them a drink from the bar. But then you get to try to shoot people for returning the wrong book. So it's all good.
A powerful being mentally tortures an orphaned girl through isolation and deadly "games" with dangerous machinery. Later, she begins hearing the voice of a mental illness, and through its advice manages to behead the orchestrator.
I am on so many drugs and I I cannot deal with these foul-mouthed meth head children. Also I'm a communist and my partner is tired of all the weird shit I say.
You are the only successful rescue party to land alive, you collect a random assortment of tools to go kill a man who got exiled because he threw worms in a hole.
You know all those government conspiracies the tin tops are spewing? ITS ALL TRUE! And you are a robot that dont know he's a robot. Another conspiracy within a conspiracy!
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Minecraft? Lol
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.
Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events
Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.
Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics
Team Fortress 2?
That comments a spy!
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.
The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.
Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine' by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.
italian plumber crushing turts
a gun that makes holes
not bullet holes
You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.
Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We'll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.
You're looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.
Cowboy gets convinced to do one more job every time...
Holy crap this thing is hard, I can't guess any
I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.
I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.
Your parents have a disgusting basement, and crying is an effective weapon against fillicide.
speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fall really far a lot. Stick sticks to big sticks. Throw fruit to avoid confrontation. Frequent fashion changes. Still can’t pet dogs.
Groups of people fight over gravel
Is there a space bound monkey tragedy involved?
yes, I realized that I put the same thing as you after I posted this lol.
Team Fortress 2?
Yup
The United States of America
That one with all the dragons. You know the one, buM bada bum bada dum dum dum, ohhh OHHHH, BUM BADABUM.
It would have been easier to just fix the crashed ship than to build a whole factory to make a new one
Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.
Incompetent engineer arrives to work late, botches an experiment, and ends up ripping a hole in the universe to a world full of "creatures". He then mercilessly murders the scared creatures while sabotaging efforts by security forces, and an elderly man in a suit, to resolve the situation.
A man gets a scam letter and decides to figure out why he is being catfished.
You settle a dispute between two snakes who can't agree on whether or not to turn off the light. Not as many swamp levels as the sequels.
You eat stuff while ghosts try to kill you.
Hit things with fists so that you can hit them with farming implements later on.
Experience xenophobia as a lizard-person in a racism simulator
You wake up in a quarrantine zone. Despite having no medical qualifications, you need to cure a global pandemic before you are permitted to leave.
If you manage to succeed, your reward is your life saved and then more debt than you can hope to repay in a thousand lifetimes when you leave quarrantine.
You pull animal-like creatures from their natural habitats to make them fight each other in a way that they somehow consent, in a franchise that systematically weeds out the good ideas from each game while retaining the bad ones.
Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.
You're a disenfranchised spacefaring race perpetually performing an, ultimately, menial task in an extremely hostile and dangerous environment. You only exist to create wealth for the company, at the expense of your health and wellbeing. Personal relationships are fleeting as you only interact with strangers you are randomly teamed up with to complete a job at which the company has neither adequately trained or equipped you to do well. Climbing the social ladder in your community is a function of finding ways to more efficiently extract resources from a ripe planet unable to sufficiently defend itself from your advanced technology.
I don't think I followed your prompt, but I got carried a way.
It’s the pew pew game. You go pew pew and everyone is like aaaaargh, and then you take their stuff. Bigger guns, more pew pew.
You try to keep smiley faces from turning red until cats inevitably make your game run at 0.2 FPS.
Person and person and person don't like other person. The person and person and person work Make other person no have place. Make big word. Person big word person big word other person big word other person.
Make big mad. Many time. Person say big word person. Some person make no person. Make finish person and person and person big no happy, maybe big happy. Make big finish.
Inspired by person do thing
Ok I'm drawing blanks.
Hell let loose. Work with 50 of your closest friends to stop 50 enemies... By strategic negotiation and yelling.
Damn.. you’re saying I can only choose 50 of my closest friends?
You are the Janitor's assistant.
You leave every single room looking like a literal tornado passed through.
You are, in all probability, the best assistant the janitor has had.
This displeases some of the higher-ups, but they don't seem to be able to do anything to stop you or the janitor.
Another game: God is about to die literally any minute now, but it's probably fine because God is really, really, really fast.
Five assholes, four idiots, and then there's me.
Keep doing the same damn show over and over, the definition of insanity.
Might refer to more games than one, but just let it be.
Because anyway, you eventually lose your humanity.
Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.
Man leaves gang, teaches dominatrix how to do her job, gets really good at dancing and finds his love for slot car racing.
Young scientist with a PhD fucks up scientific experiment
Just trying to live my life and get with big tiddied Cleopatra. Gandhi comes over and cock blocks me with nukes. That's all right though, my Giant Death Robot is teabagging Delhi right now while I launch a satellite. - Abe Lincoln
You see an alien peeking around a corner. You know to have a 99% hit chance. You miss.
I'm looking for a gun that makes holes, but not bullet holes. You'll figure it out.
A girl relies in old emails, social media posts and obsolete sites to understand the reality of the world and avoid murderbots' attempts to destroy everybody.
Smug accelerating rodent and company gaze on in horror as a mad scientst pisses on the moon.
You play as a mailman who for some reason is asked by every faction to fight on their side of the war.
A farmer coughs in your face, and then you slowly get sick and eventually die.
Commit genocide and destroy the environment for fun and profit!
get things; make things;
Normal mailman gets shot and robbed, embarks on quest for revenge, acidentaly changes politics of the area forever.
moon's haunted
Basically 3D Galaga with furries.
Drunk man shouts at over grown lizards
Go spelunking and become immune to nearly all forms of damage, only to step on a drop of funny pink liquid, get turned into a sheep, get set on fire and die.
Just to quote a claasic:
"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"
You take getting shot in the face very personally and end up deciding the fate of an entire metropolitan area. There is also sand everywhere.
There is a box. It's a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.
You form a group consisting exclusively of mentally ill folks and embark on a journey trying to genocide tadpoles.
You spend hundreds of hours gaining XP in a skill you'll never actually use
fetishized well dressed fleshsteel interdemensional abominations commit intergalactic genocide at the behest of their flower based mother figure.
experience storytelling featuring family values, political commentary, and conversations with an actual wall!
You get stranded on an alien planet and in the process of trying to get home you get distracted with destroying the planets resources and native population
In a world full of robots you live your live in the wilds until your stepdad gets killed and all of a sudden all these religious tribes around you want you to save humanity.
I dig hole to protect myself.
You attack a tree, then make tools to attack things even better. You need to now attack dirt and then stone to make better tools. After that, you can attack more stone in hopes of finding valuables. When you find blue thing, you can attack solid cola, and make a rectangle, then curse it by lighting it on fire. Now you agree in hell. You should be proud of yourself. Now you can attack fires with your tools, or if you collected snowballs before, you can also torture them. When they die, you pull out their penis, break them to make fire-thing. Then kill living magmas, and then extract their magma that was inside them, and make it into magma balls. After that, you can kill tall black people, and collect their balls. Then you can merge the fiery-things, the magma balls, and the black people's balls to make some eyeballs. You can then throw the eyeballs (one at a time), and follow them until they fall down where you stand. Then you can start attacking dirt and stone again, until you get into an underground house. Find a room that has a rectangle made from the eyeball's material, go there, and put the remaining eyeballs there, but look out for gray bugs! Now you get to the void on a floating solic cola, then use the stone you attacked to go to another floating thing that is made of solid pee. You should see big dragon. If you made bows, you can start shooting, and when big dragon is down, you can also attack it with a sword. But beware! Big dragon can also fuck you over, and shoot you out of the void into space. If you managed to destroy big dragon, at the center of the pee island, you should see cola spawn inside solid cola. Just jump in there, and you beat the game!
Horse armor.
Worker that wants to unionize destroys all his company's shit with a hammer.
You try to land on the moon but you just keep missing for some reason. So you go to read alien scriptures on some hourglass or whatever
A russian dude with schizophrenia is stuck in the subway
I'm a pretty strange dad with coordination issues.
Alien crashes on planet and murders the native population in order to build contraptions that pull rocks out of the ground and cooks and smashes them together
Xenogenocide
“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”
Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,
Virgin seeking love.
Enjoys long walks on beaches, lakes, rot etc. Travelling is my passion!
Environmentally conscious. Believes in, loves and supports global warming. Burn those trees down!
Dislikes: lobster.
Interested? Write me back soon! I love a good old finger written note. I'm old fashioned like that x
So like, there's this Gate, right?
A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.
Navy SEAL tries to convince the government that mechacuttlefish aren't a conspiracy theory.
I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.
Living pink marshmallow terrorizes an entire planet
Shoe stealing simulator
Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
There's cubes
One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.
A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.
Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.
Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.
You fuck your way until you gather a big enough force to save the Galaxy from blue squids
Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.
Funny masked people rob the Whitehouse at 15 fps and get kicked or lose connection before you finish.
Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:
A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!
Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.
Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.
A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.
Rock and stone
tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.
Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.
A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.
A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere
Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.
You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.
You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.
Someone's fursona goes to war against an ecocidal billionaire with his robot boyfriend and vandalises a lot of street lights while making PG sex jokes
Virgin man dismantles mafia fighting over a tiny ass piece of land. He beats up everyone (sometimes with a rpg) without killing anyone ever while doing random bullshit like racing toy cars on the side and helping people around the city.
Also he crosses paths with a less kind one eyed man who runs a brothel.
Commit crimes but it’s a speedrun.
Edit: no one has it yet
8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet
Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner
Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.
It makes you think about sucking your own dick.
Going from point A to point B, now with more dead whales.
Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.
Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).
A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.
you fight water
::: spoiler Spoiler the Creeper World Series :::
A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.
Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.
You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.
You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.
Wake up in a zombie apocalypse and then die after over 100 playtime hours with the same character because of a little mistake losing everything.
Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).
Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.
An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.
They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.
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Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.
Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.
Let's see who gets this one:
Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.
You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.
The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.
If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades
Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.
Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.
A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.
A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids
plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr
So there's this dude bro with a dead bunny, right. He's so pissed off about it that he eventually kills God
"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"
You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities
Squid and octopus shooting each other
Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity
you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.
@rcmaehl A guy wakes up from coma and stumbles around aimlessly, doing trivial favours for people along the way. Oh he also collects seeds for some reason.
Death by:
Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other
Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.
Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way
Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks
IFR or VFR is the question.
A drug-dependant war veteran works for another dose.
Cyka B blyat!
Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.
A caveman flies with the power of a large head.
You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!
Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90
It's like Mad Max, except you have no guns or ammunition and so are mostly reliant on turtle carcasses and fruit peels instead.
Gas station tf2
Go sailing to build your magical fork collection.
You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).
rock paper scissors with aliens
Flower boob trampoline
Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.
you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved
A guy gets a murder case, poisons a hobo instead. Also saves the world.
And thats why yo mama dead
Boy accidentally becomes God because a robot cockblocked him
Vegetable slavery
Tropical Connect the Dots.
You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.
Boss fights, with long animation locks, to get RNG loot drops to fight harder bosses, with some non boss fight content sprinkled in every now and again.
A bird wants to conquer the universe with jelly beans. His daughter has to stop him, but keeps getting into fights with his Roombas.
Your surgeon abandons you while you're unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.
A group of disgruntled people gets packages and gets bullied in phonecalls. None of this matters in the end
smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!
Wanton environmental destruction at an exponential scale simulator. Also trains
Kung Fu Jesus regains his memories and realizes he needs to beat up his girlfriend in order to stop her stupid fat pet from eating too much.
Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.
Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.
The world you're in has faced its end no less than three times but slutty catgirls are dancing in the center of a maritime city state.
You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to fix things to open a door and escape. There’s more squatting and flashlights than necessary.
The majority of the gameplay is committing war crimes in the name of galactic peace, but the players know the real endgame is space Barbie.
(It's probably not my favorite game of all time, but it's the MMO I play most often.)
16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.
I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.
Frets go brrrrr
You walk around town as a tech illiterate middle aged man only to bully his bullies and fall for scams.
These monsters choose not to kill you while you try on new clothes and pwn random civilians.
Genocidal space magic zombies kill gods to turn them into nifty guns and fresh drip.
Cagey war veteran forms a militia and starts recruiting troops at banana-point.
Dying in a desert simulator
It's like among us but with corporate and military espionage
what happened before humans simulator
Hey, you're heading out for a walk? Don't forget to take the baby with you, you know, for your own protection.
Also:
A ghost comes crawling at you. What are you gonna do to make it go away? Why, peeing at the ghost of course.
You kill people and have a bomb with you to blow up a pond of fish
Time witch steals back her powers to become a god but is defeated by the now human and unsuperpowered protagonist who is given a bin of nuclear batteries from the white house by the president of the United States.
You force a bunch of people to move away from their home town to change the future and finally kill your nemesis, a rabbit.
Many 30-somethings endure commute home only to fire up a game where they disregard others on track, brake way too late, force impossible overtakes only to loose control of their car moments later.
Stop this guy who tries to destroy the world by feeding gems to water
Only Up? More like only dashing face first into spikes as your jaded ego throws shade at you.
Sword skills - 0
Speaking skills - 100
A bunch of famous characters shove each other off a cliff repeatedly
Trying to build a rocket with the help of cartoon characters who have no idea what they're doing, and then watching in horror as your creations explode spectacularly due to your lack of engineering skills.
Two halfs of a moon that dont get alomg make people battle on their behalf and everything is canon. Even bears with cowboy hats.
@rcmaehl spawn, look about, die by sniper, view killer, wait for vehicle, spawn in vehicle, look about, die by plane, view killer ...repeat
I murder hardwood and linoleum
a shipwrecked amnesiac plays harmonica, does long haul trucking, donates to science, and fights organized crime with the help of a hot rod he found on the beach and some teenagers named after seasonings.
Experience the challenges of living with a terminal illness in a futuristic crime-ridden neoliberal metropolitan city, where solely you are responsible of saving yourself. Pull yourself out by your bootstraps and become a rising star in its criminal underworld.
Man goes to a doctor's appointment, ends up at the bottom of the ocean, kills himself, saves humanity, and spends eternity with his robot gf.
A soldier really hates computers, like a lot
Waterfills your house
Driving a big car in Europe
Bunch of guys in spandex fighting a bunch of guys in khakis and it never ever ends.
Weak witch becomes hilariously powerful in quest to save the world. Method involves destroying large parts of the world. Might involve alchemy.
non-spoilery version: what do you do when you crawl out of your shelter? die, die again!
::: spoiler spoilery version (spoilers for Rain World) you meet a suicidally depressed god with cancer who tells you to dive into acid at the bottom of the world :::
Man punch fat man punch green man punch army man punch punching man punch mask man punch blonde man punch upside-down lady punch HUGE man punch stretchy man punch eyepatch man punch cape man.
Horse go vroom, ring broke, you fix?
Anime sky knights
Kid drowns in the sea, fortunately his boat can talk.
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn't get me on some watchlist I don't know what will.
The way I often end up playing it: mass murder simulator
Michael Vick’s fighting simulator and how
You can do anything. Even be a carpenter. I hear there's a city somewhere with tons of farms in the middle of the ocean. So you can farm under guard protection how op is that.
Is everything a fucking dog?
Unchecked growth while killing any locals who try to protest
Swamp monstas gonna make me rich, get outta my way
Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.
Dude goes to the park for a bit, his friend brings him a sandwich. They talk about the future, and immediately get genocided. 80 hours later, the dude kills god
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
People shoot each other based upon religious or economic beliefs with future weapons.
My recent favorite here. This one might be a stumper for people trying to solve it.
You get shot for getting too handsy, especially with the sensitive fat guy. Or just looking at the art. Or, hell, when someone asks you to get them a drink from the bar. But then you get to try to shoot people for returning the wrong book. So it's all good.
You are a family man with a secret identity that loves coffee.
Bums armed with magical powers. Fight in exotic locations for no reward at the behest of a madman
The inception of the mushroom kingdom in the USA.
A powerful being mentally tortures an orphaned girl through isolation and deadly "games" with dangerous machinery. Later, she begins hearing the voice of a mental illness, and through its advice manages to behead the orchestrator.
And that's just the first half!
A bunch of climate doomers become terrorists.
My wife gets mad at me for stabbing the bard.
Syberia
Man quashes a time-travel afflicted revolution with a net and convinces their leader he loves his master.
Eagle! Eagle! Aghhhhh.....
War of the primordial shapes
or
Cosmic chess (GONE WRONG)
I am on so many drugs and I I cannot deal with these foul-mouthed meth head children. Also I'm a communist and my partner is tired of all the weird shit I say.
Armies get stuck on ramps.
A robot who can think and feel tries to delete a computer virus that is trying to wipe out humanity.
Avoid 4x, try to be 1st
Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons
Rassism against Blue People
Aliens invading my planet, I sleep. Aliens invading my spacecraft, real shit.
Cats not in hats.
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Wandering through the Swedish countryside
What a shame.
Young boy goes to camp and spends all day waving a stick, talking to animals and has adventures with his imaginary friends.
You are the only successful rescue party to land alive, you collect a random assortment of tools to go kill a man who got exiled because he threw worms in a hole.
Four kids go on a field trip to listen to music
Squeezing people trying to have fun out of every cent they own. Complainers get drowned in the lake.
I got a really tough one guys: you have to taste the rainbow to fuel your magic to kill your enemies
Metric shit tonne of drugs from shifty looking dude with a moustache
Future girl vs robot animals.
You know all those government conspiracies the tin tops are spewing? ITS ALL TRUE! And you are a robot that dont know he's a robot. Another conspiracy within a conspiracy!
Supernatural FedEx Man.
-_-
A kid with control over time and space decides to make everybody happy until he gets bored of it and destroys the world.
Reincarnated warlord kills god
You kill and torture people with a blunt stick and blame it all on Ranrok.
Oh, and apparently painless, instant kills are much less moral than turning people into explosive barrels and hurling them at your enemies.
i am god and dr kleiner is my removed