When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.
It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.
Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times
Ever hear people say they don't trust atheists because without God, they have no moral compass?
Well, I don't trust people whose only reason to not rape, pillage, and plunder is because they believe in a fairy tale that says they'll burn in Hell if they submit to their dark fantasies. That's a person who is inherently bad, but resisting it, and ine day, they may stop resisting. I prefer people who are inherently good, and dont need fear motivation to behave properly in society.
Technically that would be a defense if the god in question was actually as powerful as they say they are or that they are nessisarily good. There is always a possibility that Gods exist but are not on the hook to tell the truth and their goals do not align with humans.
A lying god telling the kids they have magic powers well beyond them and proving it like an uncle playing a dumb trick on the three year olds at a family reunion is a possibility. Maybe God exists and is just kind of an ass?
I've read the Bible. If he's real, he's the biggest ass. He's a petulant, jealous, and tantrum throwing prick. If he's real, I want both to do with him.
Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?
Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.
I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why?
Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.
As a mother it's giving:
"I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"
Heads of state generally keep their cultural garb at meetings regardless of country. It's why it was double stupid to insult Zelenskyy the way they did. But this faux pas is a distraction. There's no use wasting energy on Trump's outfit when he's deporting infants who are us citizens.
Honestly. It's horrible that he's sending people who are legally allowed to be here to his concentration camp, but it is also equally horrible that he's sending people who aren't legally allowed to be here to his concentration camp.
Immigrants are good. Immigration is good. Everything about this is fucked up and goes against the soul of America.
I was just reading an article saying it’s terrible we’re deporting a ton of kids who never speak to a lawyer. Then it said the proportion had gone up, and cited the old pre-fascism figure. The smaller number was also appalling!
So, clearly sickening all around.
Anybody know what the proper path forward would be? Say the proper interim path. If giving the best representation to all kids means thankfully more get to stay, might it change the calculus of parents put in impossible situations and lead them to strategically abandon their children here hoping they’ll get a better life? And maybe it’s an entirely rational decision at least at first—but eventually even more kids might slip through the cracks. And as costs for anything balloon, negative attention does too. Negative attention sucks oxygen even when you’re willing to fight.
And public defendants already have like negative time to spend with their clients, we desperately need more.
He wore a blue suit and had an old man nap is a much bigger problem than his arresting judges and ensuring the torture and death of fellow humans. The society as a whole is fucked.
... yes, she was a real monster. However, using sexism as a weapon against her would still be using sexism as a weapon against her. Do you see how it being a reference to Thatcher doesn't really change my point?
The Doctor has intimate knowledge on the inner workings of time and, through a small action, can cause monumental change by knocking over a single domino. Yeah, I got that. Just so happened the domino was sexism and it's power on culture. Isn't that neat!
Hey just a heads up, You may have toggled the Bot account in your account setting. Not that it degrades the experience in anyway but you have this bot icon when you make a comment, funny if you did it intentionally.
Hmm I thought he was having an inconspicuous wank. There is allegedly not much to wank so he could probably pull it off without raising much trouble.I am só so sorry.
Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.
This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.
Listen once you've gotten to his age, you've been to a lot of funerals. They're all the same, nothing exciting happens, and the guest-of-honor definitely could not care less.
Biden was a couple of rows behind him, and I was really hoping he'd reach forward and flick HitlerPig's ear and then sit up straight and look innocent.
Update:
Idk why this deserves down votes. I'm not sympathizing with him, and what I said doesn't support him.
We've all been in a boring meeting or class where we've struggled to stay awake, having that one thing in common and mentioning it for lulz doesn't mean there are fewer reason to hate him or more (any) reasons to like him.
The man is at the Pope's burial ceremony and falls asleep.
For the god fearing Christian he claims to be he should be honored to even be in the vicinity of the pope.
This man is no Christian. He has no respect. None.
If you defend him (even a little) you're a terrible human. So imho the people wishing he would die, though not right, show the same respect he does towards others.
When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.
It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.
Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times
The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.
Sleepy Don.
Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.
drowsy donnie.
droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.
In the biblical sense?
He’s praying.
I’m joking, of course, but I’m sure there are people saying this.
Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???
Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral
He's just showing that he's the least woke
I see ![email protected] is leaking again.
I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.
Karma is what you make it
Karma police arrest this man
He buzzes like a fridge.
we are all karma on this blessed day
time to get to work
#Truth
Only god knows if there b god
Ever hear people say they don't trust atheists because without God, they have no moral compass?
Well, I don't trust people whose only reason to not rape, pillage, and plunder is because they believe in a fairy tale that says they'll burn in Hell if they submit to their dark fantasies. That's a person who is inherently bad, but resisting it, and ine day, they may stop resisting. I prefer people who are inherently good, and dont need fear motivation to behave properly in society.
Most of the bad people ARE the religious people.
Huh if you say so dood
Technically that would be a defense if the god in question was actually as powerful as they say they are or that they are nessisarily good. There is always a possibility that Gods exist but are not on the hook to tell the truth and their goals do not align with humans.
A lying god telling the kids they have magic powers well beyond them and proving it like an uncle playing a dumb trick on the three year olds at a family reunion is a possibility. Maybe God exists and is just kind of an ass?
I've read the Bible. If he's real, he's the biggest ass. He's a petulant, jealous, and tantrum throwing prick. If he's real, I want both to do with him.
Yah why would god do that? I totally agree
this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting
A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.
Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?
Dozing Donny
OK you win
Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.
...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.
Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?
Not a tan suit though.
Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder
"Mr. President, why do you hate Cahtolics?"
Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.
Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit
Hey, when you get a minute I have this hair I need split that requires your expertise.
It's just that darker blue looks closer to black than lighter blue
Yeah but like... tan suit. Blue suit. No suit. Idgaf
Tan suit would be way worse for a funeral. It's just an etiquette thing
Fascist: welcome to the pope's funeral
Fascist in blue suit: OMG ETIQUETTE!
He’s being criticized too. Everyone that showed up in something other than black is a narcissistic dumbfuck.
It's obviously exhausting.
More likely he shit his diaper and it ruined the black suit so he had no choice but the blue.
Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him
I'm certain the orange shitstain was drooling too.
Mango Mussolini, don't picture him in a bikini.
“Sleepy Joe,” huh
I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep
Thanks obama
Must’ve slipped trump something right before…..not surprising!! /s
Every accusation is a confession.
Hopefully his is next.
get a bunch of clowns to be his pallbearers
Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.
It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people
Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?
Did you see the pope's ridiculous costume? Couldn't even wear a suit to his own funeral.
Probably with full diapers...
How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol
it would make me reconsider faith....
I mean not long but still
God exists, and He has a pretty dark humour
Yeah, there's that - the George Carlin / cynic view of if there's a god it's outlook seems really, really dark.
like, would an all knowing, all loving god create a botfly?
Would have made a believer out of me
That’s our president
He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.
Sad but true.
nah fuck that, I can guarantee you next to nobody he's sent to CECOT or wants to send to Gitmo deserves any of this.
Change the channel, Melania!
Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.
I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.
As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"
Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit
Culturally in the states? I believe the funeral was in the Vatican, so follow their cultural rules (which happen to coincide), not yours.
Heads of state generally keep their cultural garb at meetings regardless of country. It's why it was double stupid to insult Zelenskyy the way they did. But this faux pas is a distraction. There's no use wasting energy on Trump's outfit when he's deporting infants who are us citizens.
I would've stopped at infants.
Honestly. It's horrible that he's sending people who are legally allowed to be here to his concentration camp, but it is also equally horrible that he's sending people who aren't legally allowed to be here to his concentration camp.
Immigrants are good. Immigration is good. Everything about this is fucked up and goes against the soul of America.
Yeah prob, I was trying to highlight more absurdity but once you reach 100% It doesn't really go any higher
I was just reading an article saying it’s terrible we’re deporting a ton of kids who never speak to a lawyer. Then it said the proportion had gone up, and cited the old pre-fascism figure. The smaller number was also appalling!
So, clearly sickening all around.
Anybody know what the proper path forward would be? Say the proper interim path. If giving the best representation to all kids means thankfully more get to stay, might it change the calculus of parents put in impossible situations and lead them to strategically abandon their children here hoping they’ll get a better life? And maybe it’s an entirely rational decision at least at first—but eventually even more kids might slip through the cracks. And as costs for anything balloon, negative attention does too. Negative attention sucks oxygen even when you’re willing to fight.
And public defendants already have like negative time to spend with their clients, we desperately need more.
Fucking sucks
but it might pick up US nationalists, who used to vote for Trump
He wore a blue suit and had an old man nap is a much bigger problem than his arresting judges and ensuring the torture and death of fellow humans. The society as a whole is fucked.
Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?
Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.
Some people say he would be a great Pope. The best Pope.
I'm actually a very holy person… Many people tell me that my holiness is perhaps my best quality
Bernie for Pope!
Credit: https://bsky.app/profile/criminalsimpsons.com/post/3lnqubrxnyc2a
Should post that in https://sh.itjust.works/c/simpsonsshitposting
That’s bloody brilliant
Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.
nothing? not even golfing?
He is required to do that everyday. That way we know he is fit bc he wins all the tournaments.
The Doctor using sexism to control the government
Wasn't that a reference to Thatcher? Not women in general.
Yes, that was my understanding.
Ah yes, Thatcher. Famously not a woman and famously not the subject of any kind of sexism /s
There are a lot of reasons to not like Thatcher that have nothing to do with her being a woman.
... yes, she was a real monster. However, using sexism as a weapon against her would still be using sexism as a weapon against her. Do you see how it being a reference to Thatcher doesn't really change my point?
You clearly missed the point of that scene.
The Doctor has intimate knowledge on the inner workings of time and, through a small action, can cause monumental change by knocking over a single domino. Yeah, I got that. Just so happened the domino was sexism and it's power on culture. Isn't that neat!
Quick question, is stopping a serial killer sexist if the killer happens to be a woman?
Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.
This guy…
Prince William also wore a blue suit
That's a dark blue suit though, matching the dress code. Trump wore a much brighter blue.
I mean, I'm pretty sure he could get one quickly... He's got plenty of money from all the bribes he's been soliciting...
Hey just a heads up, You may have toggled the Bot account in your account setting. Not that it degrades the experience in anyway but you have this bot icon when you make a comment, funny if you did it intentionally.
He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!
-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!
At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.
Drowsy Don...Sad!
Sleepy DonOLD Trump
Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.
Also, what's happened to Melania, with her veil and look of loathing?
They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next
You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.
Destroying democracy must be tiring
And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.
Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.
What a fucking moron.
What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.
Hmm I thought he was having an inconspicuous wank. There is allegedly not much to wank so he could probably pull it off without raising much trouble.I am só so sorry.
Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.
Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!
Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing
This song is dedicated to that guy in the white house it's called we hate you please die
His gravestone will be hidden to prevent constant vandalism
It will be the world's most popular urinal !
Pretty sure Thatcher's grave would take first place.
Not a chance. UK politics is local and parochial. US politics...well, as they say, when the US sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold....
Where is she buried? I feel like I need to pee soon
Sweet. I love this one.
Me hearing about Trump.
Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.
This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.
Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.
vs. Zelenski in the white house.
Do we have a video of this pose for like 30 seconds or anything?
Or is this like a mid-yawn capture?
Even then, have some decency and at least yawn behind a hand or arm, and don't sit like a petulant toddler.
Which is what this guy basically is.
Listen once you've gotten to his age, you've been to a lot of funerals. They're all the same, nothing exciting happens, and the guest-of-honor definitely could not care less.
You'd think he'd know how to dress for one.
Slob.
Awww lil guy is all tuckered out.
Also I’m told leading a hostile Nazi takeover is exhausting
Somebody needs to make a AI slop out of this where Trump is singing "Oh Danny Boy".
I cannot stop being utterly convinced that this guy is just funny valentine
steel ball run confused the fuck out of me like this guy went from fat and ugly to absolutely bae and Gucci
There are some questionable acts that can be done at a reasonable price
WHAT DID IT SAY
Pretty sure that guy shit in his hat.
Nothing wrong with being old and getting some shuteye.
Except being a raging douche canoe exempts you from approved old people naps
And that’s why it is stupid to mock this idiot for napping.
Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)
Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.
At least he wore a suit!
A blue one.
Like Lula Da silva
And many other people
The narcoleptic fart factory hard again at work, everybody
Now we must be great, right? We great? I think we're great.
lmao
Biden was a couple of rows behind him, and I was really hoping he'd reach forward and flick HitlerPig's ear and then sit up straight and look innocent.
He should be arrested
He even has a nice padded spot to lay his head./s
Lives for sloppy steaks
never been to church before
I hate the guy, but honestly, this is too relatable. I can't hate him for this.
I would agree, except his "Sleepy Joe" attacks makes this go from relatable to being evidence of how much he sucks.
If his cult hadn't made comments about Zelensky's choice of clothing when visiting the White House, I'd not give two shits either.
More than happy to point out the hypocrisy, however.
Hypothetical doesn't mean unrelatable lol
But yah, the guy is a fuckwad for sure
Update:
Idk why this deserves down votes. I'm not sympathizing with him, and what I said doesn't support him.
We've all been in a boring meeting or class where we've struggled to stay awake, having that one thing in common and mentioning it for lulz doesn't mean there are fewer reason to hate him or more (any) reasons to like him.
Ok, and?
He just doesn’t have the stamina needed to be president.
Obvious fake
Everyone when Biden barely strings a single coherent sentence together; OMG Joe good job.
Trump breathes; Why won't you die already you old creep?
I'm not a huge Biden fan by any means but I would argue he conquered his limitations where as Trump is defined by his.
The difference between persuasion and force. Or on the other end of the spectrum, the difference between mere arrogance and unabashed malice.
Trump breathes... while sending people to death camps; Why won’t you die already you old creep?
FTFY
The man is at the Pope's burial ceremony and falls asleep.
For the god fearing Christian he claims to be he should be honored to even be in the vicinity of the pope.
This man is no Christian. He has no respect. None.
If you defend him (even a little) you're a terrible human. So imho the people wishing he would die, though not right, show the same respect he does towards others.
It's not about Biden anymore. Open your eyes.