[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.
Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
I assume she not playing the traditionally race swapping, and gender swapping or the LGBTQ+,in whatever she is doing. That's what conservatives are hung up about.
It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.
Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.
I know that you likely meant "sweety" at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said "sweaty" instead. It just tickled me in the best way.
he also grew out his beard because people were making fun of his chinless weak jaw as being feminine.
He doesn't even have a chinless weak jaw. It's perfectly normal. But people mocking him for his chin looking feminine (which it doesn't) is exactly what's going on with the MAGA beard trend.
Every one of these right-wing goons that grows a beard does it to emulate some weird idealized version of masculinity from the "good ol' days" when men were men and women had no rights and gays didn't exist. Between 2016 and 2020, an inordinate number of MAGA dorks all started growing beards, as if on cue. Matt Walsh, the Trump sons, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Ted Cruz, and a whole bunch of other dipshit podcast bro's, influencers, and politicians all went for the same exact bearded look at around the same time.
The reason they grow the beard isn't to cover up an actual weak chin or feminine jawline, so much as it is to shield against those kinds of accusations, no matter how unfounded (Shapiro is a great example of this). They are compelled to project an image of stoic masculinity because deep down, they are all incredibly fragile and insecure and terrified of anyone perceiving them as anything less than the very definition of manliness, and bullying them for it the way they bully others for it.
Be Shapiro is a shit head and deserves all the flack that can be hurled at him. Where does the no chin thing come from, though? He seems to have a pretty normal chin.
So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
I am so with you there. Like, why on god's green earth, would this man write about his sister's boobs? And I'm lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K ... its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.
Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.
Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.
Double edit:
Them tits ain’t woke.
Don't make ben relatable
They woke me the fuck up.
Definitely not.
Shame. Damn shame.
Don't go spreading my Bible
[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
Is that supposed to be read or read?
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
Like the duchess?
Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess
That's a cute little hat you're wearing Mr. Shapiro (read in Mr. Feeny's voice)
JUST READ WHAT IS ON THE PROMPT! THE NISSAN COPY!
https://youtu.be/qo-7o2re9Ig
And that's what they want. And that's what they're going to do. And that's what they want.
Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.
Both things could be true.
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.
He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.
Oh, he fucks her, she's just dry as the desert.
At least once
Dude is sub incel.
If evil, then why hot?
Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.
How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.
The Debil has the hottest stable.
To be fair, those are some decent cans.
Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.
That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination ...
Hey, gpt....
what is going on
Left unity
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I'm about as lost here as I can be lol
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.
Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious
Her grandma sounds cool. I'd have a beer with her
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
She really do be having some fine-ass titties
I assume she not playing the traditionally race swapping, and gender swapping or the LGBTQ+,in whatever she is doing. That's what conservatives are hung up about.
Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness
some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
thx gullible, very cool
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
There was an article written about this.
Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.
Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.
This is very important, what's Rachel's political viewpoint 🧐
It wasn't her
Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right
Satire is dead.
If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he's dead?
Satire is dead and we killed it.
Brutally murdered
These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison
Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right, though
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
I can fix her, I'm sure of it.
Ava Max is legitimately great
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
Thank you for your service!
This man touched my penis
I see you know your judo well.
Boob politics. We truly live in a society.
Guys, it’s true, we do.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sydney-sweeney-ben-shapiro-breasts/
It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial. I mean, those eyebrows... guuurl, you're living in glass houses, sweaty.
I know that you likely meant "sweety" at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said "sweaty" instead. It just tickled me in the best way.
Oh, I did mean sweaty as sweetie, it's a thing. Lol
Fair enough. I'm out of the loop these days.
He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy on Guys and Dolls.
He doesn't even have a chinless weak jaw. It's perfectly normal. But people mocking him for his chin looking feminine (which it doesn't) is exactly what's going on with the MAGA beard trend.
Every one of these right-wing goons that grows a beard does it to emulate some weird idealized version of masculinity from the "good ol' days" when men were men and women had no rights and gays didn't exist. Between 2016 and 2020, an inordinate number of MAGA dorks all started growing beards, as if on cue. Matt Walsh, the Trump sons, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Ted Cruz, and a whole bunch of other dipshit podcast bro's, influencers, and politicians all went for the same exact bearded look at around the same time.
The reason they grow the beard isn't to cover up an actual weak chin or feminine jawline, so much as it is to shield against those kinds of accusations, no matter how unfounded (Shapiro is a great example of this). They are compelled to project an image of stoic masculinity because deep down, they are all incredibly fragile and insecure and terrified of anyone perceiving them as anything less than the very definition of manliness, and bullying them for it the way they bully others for it.
When the biggest part of your brand is attacking people for not conforming to gender norms from a century ago, you can't walk around flaunting your luscious DSL's. Better cover that shit up!
Hes just got a good beard
Be Shapiro is a shit head and deserves all the flack that can be hurled at him. Where does the no chin thing come from, though? He seems to have a pretty normal chin.
I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
Well she is physically attractive. Doesn't mean she's a good person.
Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.
Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.
I coukd fix her
Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.
Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.
Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.
Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
Wawaweewa
She has some great New York boobs!
ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define
You know it's some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.
am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not
I... I don't know! It's what the Queer Ancients have told me. I'm just a frail little homo, please don't hurt me. 🥺
don't worry I'm a femme i'm too pink and frilly to hurt things lol
This is terrifying to link to after what you just said
But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.
Thank you for your service 🫡
(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)
lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit
Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here
Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd
What the fuck is he even talking about?
Is she his sister though
She is indeed.
Damn
So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
You are one fucked up boy Ben
Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.
Them titties are nice
I am so with you there. Like, why on god's green earth, would this man write about his sister's boobs? And I'm lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K ... its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.
Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets scrotebloat from his sister?
fake https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2024/apr/03/instagram-posts/ben-shapiro-didnt-post-this-about-sydney-sweeney/.
you all are so gullible
No shit you fucking retard.
A bunch of the comments seem to be taking it seriously tbh
Is she on onlyfans?
Yes
🦒
Gotta admit those are somewhat impressive but being in that family is like having a neon sign on them blinking off limits
I propose renaming him to Ben Chapitau. Much more suitable for a clown.
Wuh... why would you even post this?
What a fucking creep.
Edit: By "you," I meant Shapiro, not the OP.
Because it's fake?
If it is, my bad. But with him... it wouldn't surprise me.
Dude has some serious creep vibes, so it's easy to pretend that he says ridiculous things, like the joke that he's into AOC's feet.
There's no pretend to it. He's a creep, period.