Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Looks like the Brits were trying to follow a recipe for poutine, but transcribed it as "peas" instead of "cheese".

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I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.

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sopuli.xyz

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it's suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

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lemmy.world

Cheese is better than every vegetable. Especially melted cheese. That's certainly not an unpopular opinion or a weird take.

Peas + gravy is a weird palate mate, there's a reason you can only find it in 1 place.

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slrpnk.net

Does all British food look like literal diarrhea or only the British food that gets photographed?

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The cameras lie to you. It looks way less disgusting when you are about to eat it!

but yes, it does

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Paddzrreply
lemmy.world

It's pork, chips, gravy and peas. Had it had less gravy, it'd look less messy.

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If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

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my only complaint is that the chips look dreadfully underdone, they should be way darker

but hey what do i know, maybe brits just like fries that are still raw in the middle..

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True, but it already felt like a cheap shot. The highland cows are another one.

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The photo have it away, the word chippy confirmed it.

I'm trusting you that it is from r/casual UK lol

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elucubrareply
sopuli.xyz

As a Spaniard I was going to comment that it is kind of overpriced dog food.

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lemm.ee

British food gets a bad rap but I don't really get it. Fried fish, potatoes, roasted meat, cured meat, meat pies, lots of puddings and sweets, not to mention the Indian food. What's not to like? I'm going to the UK in October and I'm pumped for the food.

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The taste of British food and the looks of British women made the Britains the best sailors in the world!

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I was going to defend us by pointing to how some of the most popular places to eat here are focused on spicy foods (curry houses) but when I thought about it more... you're right :(

The most popular dishes there are usually the less spicy ones (but they taste really nice and would probably taste even better if they were more spicy)

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We didn't just steal the spices, we stole the cooks too. Eg, our first curry house was 1810, run by a Bengali chap. So we didn't piss about with traditonal English dishes to get our spice fix, we just went out for a ruby instead.

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lemmy.zip

If you're bringing cash, bring it in 20s and below. 50s aren't used much at all as they arouse suspicion - many smaller places will flat out not accept them.

Hope you enjoy the trip :)

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I remember people used to say £50 notes were easier to forge compared to the others. Not sure if that was because of something about the note itself or because people saw them less and weren't as used to them. Either way people became wary of accepting them. Plus it can be a pain to make change, especially when a lot of people pay with card now.

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arudesaladreply
sh.itjust.works

Are you from the UK? How are you using lemmy.zip?

Also, I never pay with cash so this might be why but I have never heard about the 50p thing, Is that true or are you saying it to mess with tourists?

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HakFooreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I think it's more the £50 notes. Much like using a USD100 note in the States, it's a bit big for most daily purchases.

I ended up dumping most of mine on a couple expensive souvenirs in shops expensive enough that they'd deal with it or breaking them in banks.

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lemmy.zip

Was about to say, £s not pence :) 50s will also out you as a tourist, if nothing else does. Whereabouts are you planning to visit? Just London for the touristy stuff or going for more of an explore?

As mentioned above, electronic payments are now the norm here and have been for ages. Shouldn't have any problems using a phone or contactless card to pay in most places. Chip/PIN covers most everything else & when you get prompted to insert the card as a security check after trying contactless.

Swipe & sign is possible last time I checked, but pretty much defunct with chip/PIN being readily available. Cash only places are rare and usually associated with food or drugs.

.zip isn't blocking UK access via apps/api, but it is for browsers. I like VPNs and supporting my home instance, so here I am :)

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arudesaladreply
sh.itjust.works

I'm already in the uk, but with a question as silly as mine it makes sense why you thought I would be another tourist

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Nah - I just can't address a question to the right user, you're all good haha

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Nope, it's true. When I went for the first time a couple of years ago, my bank decided I needed more £50 notes than anything, and I got several "Wow, it's been a while since I've seen one of these," comments when I used them.

Also, fwiw, depending on where you're heading in the UK, cashless payments can be way more prevalent than they are in many places. I've been to multiple bars in and around Manchester that just didn't accept cash, and would bring out a card terminal to tap for every £2-3 beer I ordered.

On the other hand, bring a coin purse or something with you, because when you do use cash, you'll get a ton of coins back, and it becomes a pain to have rattling about in your pocket real quick.

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I’ve eaten Surströmming and liked it, been eating it once a year ever since. I’ve eaten Beuschl, Narezushi, mite cheese, eel soup, fried insects (pupa, crickets, spiders, scorpions…), snails, brain, testicles… heck I’ve even made the fish finger pie that one British YouTube cooking show lady made (same ingredients but different preparation). You can’t scare me with eels in azpik!

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Yea, jellied eels are only really eaten on a small section of the south coast. The rest of the country wouldn't go for that.

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sh.itjust.works

Best place to have fish and chips is near or on a beach in overcast weather. It's a vibe. Pasties are definitely worth trying if you like pies and things. Greggs is worth a look. I think a lot of the bad press on our food is because so much of it doesn't go for any kind of presentation, it just happens.

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idefixreply
sh.itjust.works

Greggs is my biggest cultural shock ever. I couldn't find anything remotely edible there but locals keep praising it.

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I like the fried chicken baguette, the mexican bean flatbread thing and the katsu slices but I don't think they do those anymore. The steak bakes are alright too

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people just love to hate germanic food in general, all "no spices!" as if salt isn't a spice and onions have no flavour..

the thing is just that germanic food tends to be quite "simple": some meat, some carbs, a sauce, some vegetables maybe. Yeah it's generally very same-y but that's because it fucking works.

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Those peas look like they came from can in a silent film and were colorized for this photo.

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Pretty sure £4 is below minimum wage, especially since you’re exposed to such hazardous materials?

They should be getting way more for taking care of this monstrosity.

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Poor people acting fancy calling garbage food. Yet after a joint at 3am I would fuck with it. Ever try ketchup and peas?

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Ya got yummy sausage. Ya got gravy. Ya got yummy deep fried starchy goodness to soak up said gravy.

Why the the fuck would someone throw peas into that heavenly mix?!

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Imma be real, peas in gravy are delicious in the same way corn is in mashed potatoes. Adds a sort of poppable texture that just goes well with the flavor

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I’m not a fan of mushy peas. Swap it and the gravy out for some Irish-style curry sauce and now we’re talking.

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I'm always so worried about food with gravy. It can either be delicious, or foul. There's no middle.

They should allow gravy samples like they do ice cream 😤

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I want to make a joke about "shitpost", but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.

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Holy shit ... 4 pounds for the worst diarrhea and wet bean farts of your lifetime. What a steal.

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Almost makes me wish I could abide mushy peas. If I did I would finally be allowed to return to the North.

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lemm.ee

Call me a child, but peas are gross. The rest looks fantastic though.

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lemmy.world

Let us be called children together then. Peas suck absolute ass in terms of texture and taste.

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lemmy.world

Only good peas I've ever had were raw fresh off the vine. ENTIRLEY different texture and taste, juicy and crispy, vs bland and mushy. Whoever decided we need to start cooking them deserves the lack of love in their life.

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You are cooking them too long.

They are edible raw, so you only need to heat them through to go with your hot meal. They should still be firm and sweet when cooked.

Literally 2 min in boiling water, 3 if from frozen.

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i mean the flavour is just "green", but the texture is great! idk how you've had them prepared but i just dump some frozen peas in the hot food

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lemm.ee

Ehi thats a good british dish… they’re trying their best guys, come on. This is nasty but a good builder breakfast is great: eggs, bacon, hotdogs, potates, beans and tomatoes. You can work for 3 days after it 🤣 south uk fish and chips is the shit ✌️

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Clearly you never been north. The south fish and chips are shite

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British invaded the entire world, and shipped exotic foods and spices back home for hundreds of years..

Only to make food that looks like this.

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Zronreply
lemmy.world

Why do the British eat like the Nazis are still flying overhead?

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arudesaladreply
sh.itjust.works

Because we have less money now than when they were flying overhead. We do eat a little more now though, we have really bland Indian food!

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AA5Breply
lemmy.world

All that bloody history building an empire to collect spices and foods from around the world … how does this even count as food.

bland Indian food? Especially that. That’s a crime against one of the worlds great culinary traditions

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I think we have more spicy then bland Indian food but the most popular dish, a tikka masala (which is more of a hybrid dish than just Indian) is very bland.

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crawanconreply
lemm.ee

can't the king, like, sell stuff and/or give it to people so they like, don't eat him or nah

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arudesaladreply
sh.itjust.works

No one wants to eat the king right now because there are richer people and dickheads in parliament to eat

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Can someone more familiar help me with what this is?

Bottom to top:

fries/crisps Baked beans (more sauce than I’m used to). Peas Polish sausage/kielbasa/hot dog?

Please forgive my ignorance. I’d expect this to be glorious or horrible with no option between.

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PoopBuffetreply
lemmy.world

Bottom to top: Chips/fries Gravy Peas Sausage, but not like any of the ones you mentioned. They are very common here in uk fish and chip shops.

If i was stumbling home drunk at 3am this would be heavenly. I would not eat it at any other time.

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arudesaladreply
sh.itjust.works

Depends where in the UK, close to London? best deal you will ever see. Anywhere else? It's still an alright price.

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discuss.online

What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because £4 is overpaying. Currently that's $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.

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*chips :3 big chunky chippy chips like that cannot be called fries. Also our wages are dogshit and our cost of living is sky high that £4 isnt as much as it seems weirdly when a big Mac costs £5 by itself quite often.

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Na this shit is nasty. There are food carts that give out better-looking food and more quantity for around 5-7 dollars. This just makes me want to throw up.

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