Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
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I'm dying in a religious conflict
Bonus:
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
FBI OPEN UP
I think this speaks for itself
I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.
I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.
Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli
At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.
I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
I WARNED YEH!
DIDN'T I WARN YEH?
Welp..
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Praying for death by snu snu..
I have nothing more to add to this.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40
well hmm, This could be interesting
How To Get More Views on a Facebook Video
God dammit
Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
That's so damn funny!!!!
Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:
https://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Rectal-Exam
I got "How to remove a urinary catheter" 😱🤣
😳
You must be a crewman on the Sargossa
I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?
I die cleaning a bicycle chain.
Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.
I die in a freak hawk training accident.
:(
Ok, so I guess I'll need to move to the USA in the future
Now you can avoid your death indefinitely by never going there
Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?
Aw shit.
When a narcissist loses control…
While catching a ghost crab.
https://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Ghost-Crab
Deathliest catch.
How would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it's at least plausible.
How to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.
I always suspected
Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/
I saw that a while ago. Its what gave me this idea.
"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."
I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.
“maybe I shouldn't have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"
Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.
It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog!
I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.
While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (⊙_☉)
An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.
How to Make a Bra in 15 Easy Steps
https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home
MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
Lol at least this kind of makes sense: https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Clenbuterol
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly
So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?
https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors
Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
I guess from shrinking stomach
UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.
Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year 👀
How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.
How to drop a gas tank.
Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.
How to get prescribed Xanax
Seems legit
"How to Clean Leather Sandals"
I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.
Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful
'How to treat a sprained neck'
So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else
Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
I guess that house wasn't abandoned
Killed by some car yard dogs I suppose
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Towed-Car-Back-Without-Paying
https://www.wikihow.com/What-to-Say-when-Someone-Dies-Unexpectedly-(Quotes)
Wait what?
So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death
I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably
"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,
Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.
Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.
https://www.wikihow.com/Lower-SHBG-Levels
https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive
That seems very likely actually.
I guess that's pretty close
Uh oh.
"How to dispose of mercury"
Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought
How to measure your pants
How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas
Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case
https://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Tap-Washer
Oh no
https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business
Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.
https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes
I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
You can eat any plant… at least once.
:(
How to drink Prune Juice
https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Viscosity
Slow and low. That IS the tempo
“Loving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Day”
Huh. Weird.
I've heard a few stories of people dying practicing self love. Quite undignified!
Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.
It's OP hitting on me 😳
I got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokémon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.
Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that's it anyway.
"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"
I hope someone tells my new job I've died!
Botched attempt doing spell with purple candle (burned entire house down)
Making fake rocks with concrete
So… an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans
Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.
I was thirsty okay?!
Breaking up a hamster fight.
https://www.wikihow.com/Train-Your-Hamster-to-Come-when-You-Call
I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
Died running indoors with limited space.
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
Learning how to fight girls...
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups
True.
Comforting a dying cat :(
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old Pokémon game. Nostalgia must hit.
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
https://www.wikihow.com/Breathe-Correctly-to-Protect-Your-Singing-Voice
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
I die building a pigeon coop.
Imma be pushed in a water heater
https://www.wikihow.com/Test-a-Hot-Water-Heater-Element
Should've seen this coming
how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…