How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
Nah, Deadpool already used it, it's like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren't supposed to reuse it.
However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.
It's time to settle some grievances with the Law.
EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo... beautiful.
Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if you've got real balls
You still think swastikas look cool
The real Nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth Reich, you'll be the first to go
-- *Nazi Punks Fuck Off* by The Dead Kennedys
🎵We'll have 'em screaming in the streets and tipping over cars and breaking windows of small businesses and setting fucking fires! Setting fuckin' fires! And setting fucking fires!🎵
i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.
Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.
or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo
...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm
last thought.
primus. my name is mud.
(but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )
Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background.
But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X
Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields
Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death
Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack
Edit:
Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
First song that came to mind with prior to reading the comments was Beastie Boys Sabotage. Although after reading the comments I appreciate many of the other suggestions too.
mmm so many slayer tunes can fit a beat down. payback is chef kiss though.
notable ones from slayer that came to mind for me
hell awaits, spill the blood, raining blood
war ensemble, ok I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of slayer songs work for a variety of violent scenarios. this may seem obvious but it took me a bit to get there.
They don't get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like "Let it Go" or "The Sound of Music."
This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose "I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Stayin Alive by The Beegees was my first thought.
Or we could recreate the zombie beating scene in the Winchester from Shaun of the Dead to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.
They get "Ram Ranch" not more, not less.
"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy
How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
yeah if I'm gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song
Nah, Deadpool already used it, it's like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren't supposed to reuse it.
My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P
We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
🤘
Turbo Lover by Judas Priest
Amazing. I’d also like to see Painkiller as an encore.
Is nobody gonna mention Breaking the Law? Seems quite fitting
Too upbeat. Painkiller gets the vibes right.
What's not upbeat about that situation?
The beatings will continue until the discography is played in full
I also chose Painkiller. But I'd be happy to foat fight the supreme court to any song.
Good fucking shout actually
They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.
Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.
Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.
the Lauren Mayberry one is so much more heartfelt
I didn't know she did a cover of that! Love her and chvrches.
The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.
This is how you remind me
Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
I won't quote it, but yes. First thought.
Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.
I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.
Don't stop me now -Queen
Ooooh can I join and can we wear roller skates?
I Fought the Law - The Clash.
In that song, the law won. Not the outcome I'd be hoping for.
Granted...
However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.
It's time to settle some grievances with the Law.
EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo... beautiful.
Even in our fantasies we wouldn't get away with it. But much ass would be whooped nonetheless.
Rage, Killing in the name
It's Not Unusual
https://youtu.be/dpCgqWiTGpo
Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.
Yakety sax
They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot
Take the power back - Rage Against the Machine
Damn near any song by them would be great.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.
I'm shipping out to Boston
That's the one.
Any.
Based.
The entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.
If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.
BANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse
I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.
Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲
Straight up laughed out loud. What a mental image. Thanks for the chuckle man.
City Hall by Tenacious D.
🎵We'll have 'em screaming in the streets and tipping over cars and breaking windows of small businesses and setting fucking fires! Setting fuckin' fires! And setting fucking fires!🎵
Not the government totally sucks?
What's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?
Yakety Sax
blitzkrieg bop by the ramones
Goddamn that's a good choice.
Particle Man by TMBG, of course.
Tubthumping.
That song was the anthem of the party my first DND campaign.
Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod
J.U.S.T.I.C.E: Dance
Gonna need that beat for footwork.
Justice is so fucking good.
it would depend on mood or reason.
i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.
Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.
or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm
last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )
"So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud"
Les Claypool is a fucking legend.
The Star Wars cantina song.
Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X
"I want candy" by mc Chris?
or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...
edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers
double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"
triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category
Nobody speak by DJ Shadow.
The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.
This was going to be my answer. Glad I checked before posting.
RATM... Killing in the Name Of
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)
Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)
She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)
West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)
Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)
Or skip the play list and:
Roundabout - Yes (8:36)
I'm surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.
Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith
Orinoco Flow
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.
Ministry - Ass Clown
Pretty much any Ministry song will do though
God‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash
Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields
Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death
Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack
Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
I love The Stanfields and For Whom The Bell Tolls is my all time favorite Metallica song. Want to be best friends?
Hell yeah! Let's ride!
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
So Much Better by Eminem
Or
I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang
BAM, there it is. Isn't that song always the answer to these posts? Because it should be.
First song that came to mind with prior to reading the comments was Beastie Boys Sabotage. Although after reading the comments I appreciate many of the other suggestions too.
4'33" composed by John Cage, with the accompanying orchestra of course.
Fuck Nazi Sympathy - Aus-Rotten
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNv6BrL_FgM
Fight the Power by Public Enemy
Or
Justice by Ziggy Marley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCF2RdtLMNQ
Against me! - Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious
When the doom music hits
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
Someone should put this in a playlist and post it on ![email protected]
Killing In The Name by RATM. Or Hot n Cold by Katy Perry.
This thread is going to be a huge collection of fire songs.
This thread is going to be used as exhibit #1 at our tribunals.
A World on Fire - Bo Burnham
Redneck was the first thing that popped into my mind.
The Guillotine - The Coup
4'33". Why spoil the experience with distractions?
Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus
Welcome To The Jungle or Black Tongue by Mastodon.
Payback - Slayer
mmm so many slayer tunes can fit a beat down. payback is chef kiss though.
notable ones from slayer that came to mind for me
hell awaits, spill the blood, raining blood war ensemble, ok I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of slayer songs work for a variety of violent scenarios. this may seem obvious but it took me a bit to get there.
That Smash Bros. Song with the Latin chanting
I've got to be honest: it's probably ska. I don't even like ska all too much, but I think it would fuel my rage.
Ska-P - Welcome to Hell
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/welcome-hell-welcome-hell.html
The entire Rage Against the Machine discography. I have a lot of punching to do.
Hocus Pocus by Focus
Knock some of their teeth loose and they can do the whistling part themselves
Followed by Tiptoe Through The Tulips, bwahaha!
Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan from The Matrix. I want a video of the festivities to watch again and again too.
"Won't You Be My Neighbor", Mister Rogers.
Definitely something punk...either the Interrupters Take Back the Power or Flogging Molly's What's Left of the Flag.
Breaking the law obv
Momma said knock you out
The Rezillos - Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight
Nobody speak - DJ Shadow Music video is perfect - https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY
Fight Song - The Aquabats
Tiny Tim - Living in the Sunlight
Special for the occasion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrEB2DA2P0
well that's ...cromulent.
Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine
Metalingus by Alter Bridge, gotta get me in a fighting mood.
Muse - Knights of Cydonia
As much as I love the original, I must also say for a fist fight I'd rather have a slightly more system of a down feel.
Thankfully there's always Andre to fill in the gaps.
Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.
Super Hero by Faith No More.
The final countdown
Surfacing - Slipknot
https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?feature=shared
Rammstein
I fuck around by the melvins
Eat Steel by Gwar has the right energy
Raining Blood - Slayer
Welcome to the Jungle - Gunz n' roses
or
This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
Proud to be an American-Lee Greenwood
Or Freebird
March of the pigs - nine inch nails
Ballroom Blitz
Pick a short one. Those dudes old af
American Idiot. Kinda cliché I know but it's a pretty hype song that would get me pumped up lol
Dethharmonic, by Dethklok
https://youtu.be/mHXjMOmCpfA
It's a good day (to fight the system) by shungudzo, followed up by Nina Simone's recording of Feeling Good.
KMFDM - Sex On The Flag
Polaris - Casualty .
Or
Architects - A Match Made in Heaven
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida I want to take my time
nice.
surprised nobody's said Free Bird yet
e.g. Kingsman Church Scene
How could it have been forgotten?!
Bruce Lee vs The Kiss Army by Guttermouth
Don't worry be happy!
Electric Six - Down at McDonaldz
You must Obey the dance commander
Givin out the order for fun
War by IDLES
KMFDM Anarchy or Dead Prez Police State
Planet Shit by Every Time I Die
Nazi white trash
Oh man, I saw these guys a few times back when I was in high-school, but I haven't thought about them in years.
Mother Anarchy loves her sons, im making my motivations extremely clear
Kick Out The Jams as performed by RATM.
The PRIDE theme To quote a Napoleon: "This song makes me stand up while shittimg, just to see what happens."
I always thought someone should do a fight scene to Venetian Snares - A Lot of Drugs
I guess sometimes you need to be the change you want to see in the world
It's probably a boring answer but Deify by Disturbed. That, or I could go with something completely out of left field like this.
Either E1M1 or Those Who Fight Further
To the Hellfire by Lorna Shore.
Age of Aquarius - two birds with one stone?
Caught In A Mosh, by Anthrax
Fight Back by Restraining Order. "If it feels like we're under attack, know that we're gonna fight back!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lrtYMpBNmw
Gonna be a coin toss between Mr. Highway's Thinking About the End by A Day To Remember, or Gasoline by I Prevail
Honourable mention goes to Winning by C.H.A.Y.
Twisted Nerve.
I'd whistle it during.
I'm going with "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. Seems white castley and ass kicky.
I was going to say Twist by Korn, but I’m really digging the Barbie Girl suggestion
Snarky Puppy - Lingus
Between the Buried and Me - Mordecai
This is the correct song to fight a group of people to.
Probably something from an anime, like those hyped up japanese songs that play on Digimon when they are powering up.
Braveheart if we are talking the original season.
Britney Spears - Toxic, Shittyflute version.
Megalo box theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Otfjb70-EA
Free Bird, specially the solo on repeat.
Claudeland, by Highly Suspect
John Mellencamp - Authority Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw
Orbit Culture - While we serve
https://youtu.be/5E7iHU1F6NM
Old school, Eye of the Tiger.
https://youtu.be/gkLvpt9Z3fA
Propeller heads: take California
Not because it's the right song or the right words but because the baseline just slaps
Both answers are aquarius
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