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mildlyinfuriating·Mildly InfuriatingbyFlying Squid

This spoon.

I'm staying with some friends and all of their spoons are this ridiculous shape that is clearly designed for the mouth of someone like Steven Tyler. I may have to reconsider our friendship.

There's a reason spoons are narrow on the sides.

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lemmy.world

It's a soup spoon. It doesn't seem that unusual. You aren't supposed to stick the entire spoon in your mouth.

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You aren't supposed to, but you definitely should. Stare everyone deeply in their eyeballs and stick the whole bowl of the spoon in your mouth. Then add everyone else's spoons to your mouth one at a time. Keep eye-contact.

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MrsDoylereply
sh.itjust.works

This is correct. I'm old, and when I was a girl every home had soup spoons - along with teaspoons, dessert spoons and tablespoons. They appear to have died out, who knows why*. Some of my friends have heritage sets, I don't. I eat my soup with a dessert spoon, like an ignorant youth.

** On reflection, maybe it's a measuring thing? Baking recipes use teaspoons and tablespoons, but never soup spoons.

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Sylvartasreply
lemmy.world

Never seen a soup spoon like that in Europe. Everyone has a variant of these though

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Idk, I never had problems getting the business part of the spoon into my mouth.

Never could get the whole handle too though...

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lemm.ee

i’m confused. it looks like a normal soup spoon. is it unusually large for a soup spoon or is this your first soup spoon?

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Altima NEOreply
lemmy.zip

Probably because they aren't aware or just don't care about the difference

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sh.itjust.works

It's for directly consuming the mug o' ranch we traditionally serve with a small plate of garnish weeds in the US.

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No joke, I once sat down at a restaurant with an Austrian exchange student who; when a somewhat-larger-than-usual ramekin of ranch was placed in front of him, before the rest of his meal came out; proceeded to unwrap a straw, stick it in the ranch, and take a drink.

All I could do is watch as this unfolded before me.

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Some soup spoons are indeed oblong like a tablespoon. But because there isn't anything in that etsy photo above to provide context, you might miss that the heads of those spoons are most likely much larger than that of a tablespoon. Sure, they're just as oval-shaped as what OP expects, but they're also just as wide as the round spoon in the OP. Meaning they require just as Steven Tyler of a mouth to successfully misuse as a round soup spoon.

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That would be why I asked if it's their first one. They look different in different places and not everyone knows they even exist.

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rumbareply
lemmy.zip

Now that I realize I've never seen an ice cream spoon before, I'm kind of sad

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I used to have one and never knew what it was. I thought it was weird it had a flat edge, figured it was broken.

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M137reply
lemmy.world

How did you get it that wrong? Firstly, it's not "a", there's several. Secondly, they're tablespoons.

You somehow managed to be more wrong than OP, which is unbelievable.

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you really got me there man! I mean I've met some pretty smart and cool people in my travels but holy fuck you made me look like a complete idiot and I am absolutely in awe of you.

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lemmy.world

You put a spoon that big in a sugar bowl and drop it in your tea and you'll have the kind of crazily sweet iced tea they have in the American South except hot.

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lemm.ee

i feel you. its wack. ive never liked soup spoons. i eat cereal and soup with a teaspoon

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I bought cutlery a few years ago and decided to get exactly what I wanted, not what was standard, and I not only ended up with golden-colored, wood handled cutlery that everyone else thought was hideous, I only got fully round spoons, in both teaspoon size and standard soup spoon size.

I loved that cutlery. My old roommate… gratefully tolerates it. I just have a giant mouth and never realized it could be an issue, but even the small ones were surprisingly unpopular

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Squid! How could you! Lol these are soup spoons (or as we call them in New England: Chowder Spoons)

Now, why they only have soup spoons as opposed to having some of a few different kinds…ok well THAT your friends are weird for!

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Look at this uncultured peasent, can't tell it's soup spoon from its dessert spoon! *Billionaire laugh*

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Those are bouillon spoons. I prefer to eat with them all the time, but I have teaspoons and Tablespoons as well. You could look on this as a gifting opportunity rather than bitching.

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feddit.uk

That is shaped like the spoon I consider my best spoon, heathen.

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We need a post for everyone's favorite spoon. There are clear winners in my drawer, too. One mystery spoon that I'd love someone to ID.

Participation forbidden if your utensils are a set.

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lemmy.world

Looks like a style where you kind of sip off the side all fancy like.

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You're right, but I'm going to have to find a way to hack into their contacts to find out who their local friends are.

Probably going to have to call in a favor from Russia.

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lemmy.world

I don't think they do, what with the lack of track lines, but it wouldn't entirely shock me.

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This ain't no soup spoon I ever seen, mine are nice and circular instead of whatever mildly oblong abhorrence this is

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Well they have a drawer full of bullion spoons and no other spoons.

I'm sort of scared, but at least I only have one more night here.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I saw this spoon in Sri Lanka. Seemed like they have no other spoon shape and it was offered with meals like oat porridge and sago porridge.

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