As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like "epic win" or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.
Depending on where you draw the line between Zoomers and Millennials, the oldest zoomers are about to turn 30, and I'm sure some already have chronic back pain.
I also reckon that our forefathers had an easier time comprehending our epic wins, Chuck Norris references and so on.
I've somehow managed to comprehend gyatt and rizz (okay the latter is older than most people alive today I guess?), but skibidi toilet is where I draw the line.
You can literally draw a line from ebaums world hitting you with your own pimp, through YouTube poop and Dasboschitts gmod idiot box, through the MLG compilations, the beggining of SFM, and all the way to today with skibidii toilet.
Man... It took me 13 requests. Some were close, I got a realistic looking orange cat drooling. A lot of Garfield eating pizza. Finally bing gave me this...
Or... Everyone on Lemmy is too old to hear about it
You mean we've... escaped? We're free?
Master has given dobby a dictionary. Dobby is free!
Free at last, free at last!
Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.
Phew, I'm safe then!
Touching grass really is the rizz.
Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?
Straight Up Ohio
Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.
fr fr such gyatt no cap
Tinkie winkie
Hawk tuah
Bless you.
I don’t smell burnt toast, but clearly I’ve had a stroke if that’s supposed to be readable.
Oh they're always coming out.
They just don't always catch on.
Just keep refreshing Urban Dictionary until you see one start getting traction.
You mean UrDic?
No, mine.
I think he meant the Ur-Dick, the primordial penis, the first phallus, the archetypal dong all men strive for.
Pic or didn't happen
Keep in mind that the adults when we were kids and young adults felt the same way.
Languages evolve.
As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like "epic win" or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.
So, I just want to say that the oldest Zoomers are in their 20s now, and the ones actually sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler are Gen Alpha.
The Zalpha's i.e those born after 2008
Depending on where you draw the line between Zoomers and Millennials, the oldest zoomers are about to turn 30, and I'm sure some already have chronic back pain.
Bye! I'm leaving before someone punches me
I also reckon that our forefathers had an easier time comprehending our epic wins, Chuck Norris references and so on.
I've somehow managed to comprehend gyatt and rizz (okay the latter is older than most people alive today I guess?), but skibidi toilet is where I draw the line.
Aww man you turn completely skibidi when you're ohioing fucking old farts smh ice lol wyla
Exactly
Honestly its the same shit. Its a progression.
You can literally draw a line from ebaums world hitting you with your own pimp, through YouTube poop and Dasboschitts gmod idiot box, through the MLG compilations, the beggining of SFM, and all the way to today with skibidii toilet.
Society truly peaked at the height of YouTube poops.
If I took a shot every time someone said "language evolves" on Lemmy, I'd be fucking dead.
You got me. I looked it up.
Yeet was good, god that was ages ago
It got yeeted from our vocabulary
Not very Skibidi of you
Just gonna leave Brainrot Girlfriend here for you to read.
I read that as brainrot Garfield and got disappointed
Man... It took me 13 requests. Some were close, I got a realistic looking orange cat drooling. A lot of Garfield eating pizza. Finally bing gave me this...
Aw fuck yeah. That's the brainrot I needed today. Thank you for that lol
Here's the rest of the set then, enjoy!
And a bonus drooling cat that looks like it fell asleep drinking coffee
Lol old Lemmy users chizzed
Hawk tuah
oh yeah. Forgot about that one.
What the sigma?
It's the ligma
What is ligma?
balls
depends on the context, but σ is most often used to denote a member of a permutation group
SpongeBob be bussin', no cap, fam.
rizzed by a gyatt
frfr
Did you hawk tuah?
I was in Spirit Halloween yesterday and they had a Hawk Tuah costume (it was like a handyman jumpsuit that said something like "Hawk Tuah Lubricants")
Mainstream audiences caught up with the idea of brainrot slang, killing the very point of it
This is the natural life-cycle of slang.
Kinda makes me wonder if I've been a bit too successful at isolating myself from trends.
sus
Suss has been a short form for suspicious in British and Australian English since as early as the 1920s.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/what-does-sus-mean
get on with the program gramps, sus is soo... 2019.
u so ohio, "gramps" is no rizz since the 90s
Ohio? Gosh dang it I am European not Corn!
no cap?
Using Middle English characters is the new brainrot.
You will never catch up, it's an anti old people repellent by design.
https://youtube.com/shorts/q4GZ-4UA77w
Stop trying to make brainrot happen. It's not going to happen.
Skibidi toilet ohio rizz
Takin the L with that one I see