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By the looks of the image, you opened this post on your laptop, opened the camera app of your phone, took a screenshot of the app and took ANOTHER screenshot of the app along with the preview of the previously taken screenshot and finally posted it.
Magnets near computers at all while we're at it LOL.
We learned to tolerate a big purple-green splotch in the corner of my family's ultra heavy CRT display after I held one of those neat telescopic-magnet-wands too close to it once.
Then I learned there was a "degauss" function!
That seemed like magic how fast it made the unsightly blemish, and my parents' irritation, vanish. XD
I remember seeing tutorials on making a neat degaussing contraption using magnets and an electric drill, too. O.o
Hard drives though...probably not as easily fixed.
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Omg that's so cool! Check out this fan website if made for you http://localhost
Where's the "www" before that link?
Oh sorry I forgot to add the world wide web
Why does it look exactly like my website?!
Lol, it crashes mine too
https://github.com/aeharding/voyager/issues/1598
Haha, hopefully @[email protected] doesn't see this and think I was legitimately trying to share a file this way...
The term "app" didn't exist yet, yo!
He's using Windows, Lemmings! Get the wrong slash heathen!
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Does your website even exist if you don't have a visitor counter? I also encouraged flaming torches.
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Thank you sir. I am stealing your meme.
By the looks of the image, you opened this post on your laptop, opened the camera app of your phone, took a screenshot of the app and took ANOTHER screenshot of the app along with the preview of the previously taken screenshot and finally posted it.
I guess it's your first day too
Can you send it to me?? Thanks in advance.
Sure. What is your mailing address?
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The screen is too clean, and the photo is actually focused on the screen.
I need you to sneeze on the screen a few times and try again.
Is this thread still active?
Bump
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Magnets on hard drives, those were the days.
Magnets near computers at all while we're at it LOL.
We learned to tolerate a big purple-green splotch in the corner of my family's ultra heavy CRT display after I held one of those neat telescopic-magnet-wands too close to it once.
Then I learned there was a "degauss" function!
That seemed like magic how fast it made the unsightly blemish, and my parents' irritation, vanish. XD
I remember seeing tutorials on making a neat degaussing contraption using magnets and an electric drill, too. O.o
Hard drives though...probably not as easily fixed.
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Lynx! I loved lynx when I had dail up internet.
Lynx v2.9.2 was released May 31, 2024.
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It's still going! That's fantastic.
There's also a more modern terminal-based browser called
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Thanks, but did you have to send me a pop-up to tell me that?! I'm at work and had to turn my phone off. I'll let my grandson figure it out
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