I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number '43' over the course of eight words and writes '47' instead.
I dunno but sounds like he's a real expert. Can someone please post his address? I'd like to send him some so he can tell me if it's still any good. I'm starting to get a little older. I'm sure we could all send him some samples via post.
Yeah, it's basically a mentally ill, neurodivergent person saying and doing some very questionable things while also being severely bullied by a huge segment of the internet, bullying that continues until this day.
This is not a defense of their actions or opinions, but what other people have done to them is, collectively, worse.
account doesn't exist eh? i wanted to see if it was real... and looks like it was, and probably after this gained some traction he nuked his weird-ass blue checkmark account.
It also implies men (or at least this man) get a load of semen at an early age and it's just stored in the balls and no new semen is ever produced. this is so far fetched. i can't even
"Do you drink 47 year old dairy milk?" Is he insinuating that somebody drank Tim Walz's 43 year old "spoiled" semen to get pregnant? Does he not know that semen is constantly being created and it doesn't just sit around for years at a time? Playing devil's advocate though, older women are at a higher risk of giving birth to babies with developmental disabilities and older fathers are at a higher risk of having babies with other issues, so age is a factor, but it's a really weird take to have on the whole thing.
Common assumption that women have balls, while it's true a minority of us do. It is well documented the disability of being able to contain pee in a pee receptacle disproportionately affects women.
Sean, I’m going to need you to sit down for a few hours and repeatedly ask yourself out loud, “What the fuck is wrong with me? Why the fuck am I such a weird, old fuckin creep?”
that's a false equivalence. he's comparing the age of the man with the freshness of the milk.
more apt comparisons would be comparing the age of the man with that of the cow, or the freshness of the milk with that of the spurt that led to conception.
these people can't even get their own logic in place. why does anybody listen to them?
So, you're telling me you prefer the semen of younger males, and you compared this to milk... which goes spoiled within weeks. So you want semen, from a human that's less than weeks old?
Officer, arrest that man!
Bit seriously, this pseudoscience is pretty fucking weird. Like, really fucking weird.
I’d like to point out that even if that was the case, the body doesn’t just like, sit there with dead sperm in the chamber waiting for the trigger to get pulled. They just get absorbed back into the body and replaced with fresh sperm.
The thing is as you get older the more genetic damage you receive. It builds up over time and you do pass on that damage to your kids. So what effect does that have? Nothing. Since damaged genes are weaker than intact genes the kid's expressed genes will be the sum of the healthy genetics they received from both parents. And it is very unlikely that the genetic damage of both parents matches unless they're related. The age of a parent only matters if you are expecting their kids and grandkids to be having children with each other.
a lot of younger kids are born to older parents, gen x quite literally skipped a generation. This isn't unusual. Though it may cause a little bit of autism, though i don't remember where i read that so dont quote me lmao.
I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number '43' over the course of eight words and writes '47' instead.
Truly an opinion worth considering.
His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month
That's an LLM-level mistake.
As if we'll believe, as it claims, that this has been posted 'From Earth'.
He got poisoned by old semen. In the other sentence he is already fighting the poison!
Sean Collins only drinks sperm from men under 46 years old
Don't try to tell him you're younger than you are, he's gonna taste the difference and call you out
cartoon tasting noises
eyes narrow in suspicion
"thirty.. FOUR! Liar."
Sean collins drinks sperm from underaged men? Does he deny it?
GOD DAMMIT I aged out.
No bartender. I asked for a TOM Collins.
But only fresh semen, apparently.
Yeah but to be fair to Sean, only if it's relatively fresh. Bet he hangs out around middle schools.
fellas, is it gay to be this obsessed with another man’s cum?
It seems really gay to be that obsessed with anyone’s cum.
Which is fine, but tweeting about it as if it’s a dig at someone else is just weird
"Lemme suck your dick, Tim! What are you hiding from the people?!"
Just say "no homo" before sucking then it's only friendly fellatio between best buddies.
Especially with drinking it!
...does he drink 18 year old dairy milk?
Or semen, for that matter.
Wait, is the semen itself 18 years old, or did it cum out of an 18 year old boy?
tbf i don't think any sort of milk makes that better, be that almond or soy or oat
I doubt that after 18 years there would be any liquid left in there. You could maybe eat it, but drinking no.
Remind me again, Baron Trump is how old?
Baron - 18 years old
Trump - 78 years old
Sean Collin's Trump Nut Dairy Treat - 60 years old
Over 18 and part of daddy's campaign stuff now, so actually fair game for commentary, as opposed to Walz's minor son.
GQPers really only know projection and the "I'm rubber you're glue" argument. Beyond frustrating.
I was going to say that Barron still isn't fair game, but...
Well that's sad. I was hoping he could break free from the influence.
It seemed like Melania was trying to keep him out
Donnie had Barron at sixty, didn't he?
Jerry springer is dead he ain't announcing shit lol
Might have to bring Maury Povich back to read those DNA results.
C'mon, Barron is a dead ringer for Trump.
43 years. That's not nearly as many as the 60 years between Donald Trump and his son Barron. Or the 48 years between Donald and Tiffany.
HE DRINKS SEMEN!
THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD'VE SAID THAT UNLESS HE DRINKS SEMEN!
Is there a community for Garrison cum edits?
These are like the only thing I miss from reddit.
I'm going to assume this guy is also one of those people who are gleefully walking around showing off a little jar labeled as holding Vance's cum.
I usually don't like kink-shaming people. But these bigoted assholes deserve it. And yes, this analogy of semen to dairy milk is really fucking weird.
Hold up. What?
They're weird. 🤷♂️
Sometimes you just need a tasty treat for the road, y'know?
Jesus. How many people bought couches from this guy?
Donald Trump is 78 and Barron Trump turned 18 this year.
They really don't have anything, do they?
60 year old semen has aged like a fine wine, 47 (or 43 I'm not sure, the math is whack) year old semen is just gross and not demure at all.
Why does Sean Collins care about other men's semen?
Rhetorical question, right?
I dunno but sounds like he's a real expert. Can someone please post his address? I'd like to send him some so he can tell me if it's still any good. I'm starting to get a little older. I'm sure we could all send him some samples via post.
So...25 year old milk is ok..? When's the cut-off?
Maybe that's why Republicans aim so young. Theyre weird
Very weird
That's not just weird. That's a whole 'nother f****** level of weird.
Drinking semen?
If it was 18 years old would you drink dairy milk?
Do they not know basic human anatomy? The sperm weren't 47 years old anyway...
It's not just confusing they're literally confused.
I just hope his reproduction efforts are stiffled by him forcing his wife to drink his old sperm until she gets pregnant
Oh she'll get pregnant alright, it just won't be his...
What if it was 18 days? I also wouldn't drink it. Weird as hell.
Only a closeted republican would ever dream of comparing semen with milk.
and also talk about drinking it
Well how else is he gonna get pregnant?!
This is why we need sex education in schools. These fucking idiots think you get pregnant drinking semen
Or possibly by drinking milk
Who the hell are these people? Like... What rocks do they crawl out under and then voice their opinions on the internet?
Conservatives. They are just conservatives. Dumb as fuck. And conservative.
Conservative = dumb.
These people believe in jesus and the whole mary thing.
Fair point. Haha
I think that his point is that he would drink Tim's semen if it was fresher?
only if it's from a sexy ass Tim in his 20s. this dude only likes young fresh cum.
"You're weird!"
"Yeah, well... I prefer the bodily fluids of young people!"
Really showed him!
What the fuck
Donald Trump was born June 14, 1946. Barron Trump was born on March 20, 2006 when Donald was 59.
Excellent counter!
"What age is the semen that Sean Collins drinks?" seems like a perfectly logical response here.
Asking the real questions!
Drinking Semen ISNT WEIRD!
Just ask Chris Chan. Look that person up at your own peril. Ye be warned.
I googled Chris Chan, but I'm also a little drunk and maybe my Google fu is suffering. Gimme a search terms?
The contrapoints video on cringe touches on her near the start. IMO it's a topic that's kinda sad.
Yeah, it's basically a mentally ill, neurodivergent person saying and doing some very questionable things while also being severely bullied by a huge segment of the internet, bullying that continues until this day.
This is not a defense of their actions or opinions, but what other people have done to them is, collectively, worse.
I mean this is fucking sick: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
A 2673 page Wiki devoted to just shitting all over them.
Imagine if someone paid this much attention to a powerful person rather than this internet nobody?
Sonichu
I thought this was going to be fun weird, but it was not. This was a regrettable course of action, and others should heed your initial warning.
The hero America needs, right here folks.
🫡
I'm genuinely curious to know the age in years of the semen Sean Collins is willing to drink.
Does Sean Collins believe that if you drink semen it can impregnate you?
Weird.
It has happened at least once, though. That was because the girl got stabbed in the gut after giving a blowjob though.
I'm not making this up.
Imma need a source, because knowing what I do of anatomy that seems more than farfetched.
well fuck a duck, they didn't make it up. That's a rough day.
That's enough internet for me today. Have a great night everybody
If I didn't remember the story from when it happened, I too would think it was made up. But it's true.
Creative way to out himself as a pedophile
Man, what's that mean for poor Barron? No wonder they kept him out of the spotlight.
TIL you're supposed to drink semen to get pregnant.
Has anyone told him that sperm doesn't just sit there collecting from puberty onwards in some sort of "first in/first out" merchandising situation?
this is why i refresh on a daily basis
Most likely.
why is this guy also thinking about Tim Walz's 47-year-old milk?
They are really not beating those weird allegations any time soon, are they?
I mean, does this person think 18 year old dairy milk is okay?
No, that's why they like em young.
Consider that milk expires after a few weeks / months, words cannot express how disgusted I am at the implication that the guy is into babies. o.o
I apologize for my part in that implication lol
This guy knows semen is consistently produced and not a one time supply right? The semen is not as old as the person.
Getting confused with eggs.
Very normal topic of conversation.
account doesn't exist eh? i wanted to see if it was real... and looks like it was, and probably after this gained some traction he nuked his weird-ass blue checkmark account.
He nuked it because he realized Barron trump exists.
So sean drinks it fresher. Got it.
It's not just swallowing. He drinks it. Like in a cup
Aaaaaaand I'm remembering a scene from the 1991 film version of Naked Lunch...
Probably more like a bucket like in the movie Kingpin
that's terrible, where?
That implies that he drinks fresh semen
It also implies men (or at least this man) get a load of semen at an early age and it's just stored in the balls and no new semen is ever produced. this is so far fetched. i can't even
Remember every sperm is sacred.
Raw, unpasteurized, and straight from the source.
"Do you drink 47 year old dairy milk?" Is he insinuating that somebody drank Tim Walz's 43 year old "spoiled" semen to get pregnant? Does he not know that semen is constantly being created and it doesn't just sit around for years at a time? Playing devil's advocate though, older women are at a higher risk of giving birth to babies with developmental disabilities and older fathers are at a higher risk of having babies with other issues, so age is a factor, but it's a really weird take to have on the whole thing.
He probably thinks it's just waiting around in the balls. But that's just silly.
Extremely silly. We all know that that is where the pee is stored.
Can confirm, I'm female and my vaginal cavity has a consistent moistness. Obviously this is the pee that I have no balls to store them in.
Common assumption that women have balls, while it's true a minority of us do. It is well documented the disability of being able to contain pee in a pee receptacle disproportionately affects women.
It can not just be "Waiting around in the balls", there'd no room for the pee which we all know is stored there!
tbf i wouldnt drink 18yr old milk either.
Online sperm inspectors lol. These guys need to logoff and touch grass.
Sean, I’m going to need you to sit down for a few hours and repeatedly ask yourself out loud, “What the fuck is wrong with me? Why the fuck am I such a weird, old fuckin creep?”
Weird.
Very weird.
This dude is concerning himself too much with someone else's semen and another person's underage son.
That's fucking weird
What an absolutely fucking deranged thing to say. How do these people look at themselves and think "Yep, I'm a healthy, normal average kinda guy."
I think there is a worse than that explanation. I think he's trying to blame Walz for his son's disabilities because of the age he was conceived.
These kind of bullies often look for excuses to make their bullying seem "OK" or less worse. This is probably a bully's guilt-shifting attempt.
that's a false equivalence. he's comparing the age of the man with the freshness of the milk.
more apt comparisons would be comparing the age of the man with that of the cow, or the freshness of the milk with that of the spurt that led to conception.
these people can't even get their own logic in place. why does anybody listen to them?
These people don't know how the birds and bees work
Well they are fans of poor sexual education, so no surprises there.
No but I'm aging jizz for 40 years to drink and I'll be got dammed if anybody's going to tell me tha
Wait what was the topic?
So, you're telling me you prefer the semen of younger males, and you compared this to milk... which goes spoiled within weeks. So you want semen, from a human that's less than weeks old?
Officer, arrest that man!
Bit seriously, this pseudoscience is pretty fucking weird. Like, really fucking weird.
Do you drinks 18 year old milk? Or are you advocating for adolescent boys to be having babies? What kind of a stupid comparison is that?
I don’t think drinking it is going to get you kids either.
Baby pops out green. Doctor: Sorry to say, spoiled semen, tried to warn ya.
"What I'm trying to say is, only newborns a week old at most should be impregnating women"
How does this grown ass man not realize how male biology basically works?!??
It's basic biology!
Homelander... I mean Trump told me all I need to know!
Sounds like Sean Collins is a pedophile. Hard to interpret that as anything but creepy projection.
It's the age of the carton, not the age of the cow.
Bonus points for UHT.
... did he like not jack off or had sexin 47 years before having children? Does that chud think that people have sex once and instantly conceive?????
I’d like to point out that even if that was the case, the body doesn’t just like, sit there with dead sperm in the chamber waiting for the trigger to get pulled. They just get absorbed back into the body and replaced with fresh sperm.
This guy prefers his throat babies to be young semen. We know maga likes them young.
The thing is as you get older the more genetic damage you receive. It builds up over time and you do pass on that damage to your kids. So what effect does that have? Nothing. Since damaged genes are weaker than intact genes the kid's expressed genes will be the sum of the healthy genetics they received from both parents. And it is very unlikely that the genetic damage of both parents matches unless they're related. The age of a parent only matters if you are expecting their kids and grandkids to be having children with each other.
Lol ole' t-dawg was 60 when he jizzled out the last one
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
"....No!"
a lot of younger kids are born to older parents, gen x quite literally skipped a generation. This isn't unusual. Though it may cause a little bit of autism, though i don't remember where i read that so dont quote me lmao.
So weird.
Can you spell projection?
I don't drink 47 year old dairy milk because I'm vegan and for no other reason. (im vegan btw)
Satire?
I hope so, but can't tell without context
For gods sake, care about your own cum and don't spam social media with your weird thoughts of other people's bodily fluids.
Someone needs to tell him about President John Tyler and see if his head explodes.
For those not aware he John Tyler was born in 1790 and still has a living grandchild. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Ruffin_Tyler
His grandpa owned slaves. Someone alive in 2024 had a grandpa that owned slaves. What an interesting read, thank you
does this dude think you drink sperm to become pregnant?
I'm sure he's been trying
Isn't 47 year old milk just cheese at that point?
https://www.oregonlive.com/today/2012/08/40-year-old_cheese_being_sold.html
Cheese. What is it?
Dried. milk.
This just in, magevirgin (was going to say mega...but this typo is fine) jelly that a middle aged man had more game than him.
I don't drink dairy milk because I'm not a baby cow. Are you a baby cow Sean Collins?
At this rate I wont have a kid until I'm older either :(
can we confirm that this person has a peanits before allowing it into the public terlet?
I’m not drinking any semen, no matter how fresh. What the fuck point is is trying to make here.
Impressive. 😳