Outside of the fries and pancakes the rest isn't that bad. Hurr dürr hate on America and all because it's popular to do so. But hash browns and home fries are just potatoes browned with butter in a skillet. Bacon and sausage and eggs are a decent source of protein. Toast is normal unless you live somewhere that hasn't learned what bread is. English muffins are no worse than toast and biscuits aren't even awful on their own. Juice, milk and coffee are all fine. I guess I don't see the "prime American junk food" outside of the sugary pancakes and fries. And frankly as an American I wouldn't eat any of those for breakfast. The blueberry pancakes on occasion but never the other two.
Edit: you can enter into the search engine of your choice the word "bread" and the word "Brot" (German for bread) to see the difference we're talking about.
This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.
For real. I'm baffled every time when I go out and see the prices of "Crêpes". I can and do make ten or twenty pieces at home for the price of one. All the fun of flipping them included! (Since I'm Yuropean, it's what we just call pancakes. The same principle applies to American pancakes too, just with a few more ingredients.)
I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...
Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning
I usually don't but there's a cafe in my town that does a fry that includes chips. I've also seen it commonly done when I've been on holiday abroad at cafes/restaurants ran by brits
Yeah, but different crops have different expenses and are sold for different amounts of money. Based on price and the volume sold, I would say that bean water should be cheaper than fruit water.
Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.
Well I don't see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I'm gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.
My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.
You do you, but if I'm up early enough to have breakfast, I'm unhappy about that, so I'm not gonna get hung up on levels of processing or grams of carbs.
Give me fried pig and chicken ova. And lots of coffee.
they're sufficiently different in my opinion. one is bread, the other is potato. the hashbrowns, ideally a bit greasy, are little shredded potato vehicles for Chipotle hot sauce. the toast is a buttery bread vehicle for egg yolk.
I see, the four flavours on your plate each get paired up with another.
I, a 170lb 6'2" dude , have to choose one carb over the other because I can't stomach both, but I notice it's common for menu items to have toast on the side of another type of grain, so I figured it must be for a reason
Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.
Are refills free? If so, I'm fine at $1 most days.
Also, where are: plain pancakes, sausage gravy, waffles, and anything remotely resembling something other than "northern US white people food" for lack of a better term.
like how a group of crows is a "murder", I hold that a group of coffees is a "nebula"
Right?
I get in the mood for some of those some of the time, but most days?
Gimme 15 cups of coffee, don't talk to me until the third cup, and get outta my fuckin way when it's time for the coffee shit.
That's the worst looking breakfast I have ever seen. Everything on there looks terrible.
I'd go toast, OJ and coffee. Fuck the rest.
Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
Fuck I need a remindme bot
I ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo
Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra "please call Poison Control" zest.
The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
You lost me at the vegetable oil
This was in my grandma's ww2 cookbook how dare you
Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
Needs more sand
What people think a typical English breakfast is:
What a typical English breakfast actually is:
Weekends Vs weekdays
If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you'll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
Smokers actually save the NHS money
Only if they smoke heavily, contract one of the many diseases, don't seek medical help, and die in their own home.
Days of the Gregorian calendar
So it's a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?
I belive the first one is a full English breakfast. Can't do full most days.
There's a place right by my house that does full English and it's heavenly.
Not a single vegetable was harmed
Do you know what a potato is? Are you one?
Vegetables are clearly a fruit
Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.
Brilliant.
Potato is a tuber.
Vegetable is a culinary classification, not a botanical one.
I don't know what a potato is. Never heard of it.
That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.
The eggs are okay I guess.
How about fried eggs?
Exactly. Only the drinks can qualify as a part of breakfast.
But, like, eggs though? Aren't eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?
And who is hating on toast, sausage, and bacon? They are all reasonable portions.
Yeah, and so? We have the freedom to make our bad choices, thx!
/s
Cries in freedom
looks like a heart attack
Outside of the fries and pancakes the rest isn't that bad. Hurr dürr hate on America and all because it's popular to do so. But hash browns and home fries are just potatoes browned with butter in a skillet. Bacon and sausage and eggs are a decent source of protein. Toast is normal unless you live somewhere that hasn't learned what bread is. English muffins are no worse than toast and biscuits aren't even awful on their own. Juice, milk and coffee are all fine. I guess I don't see the "prime American junk food" outside of the sugary pancakes and fries. And frankly as an American I wouldn't eat any of those for breakfast. The blueberry pancakes on occasion but never the other two.
Maybe they'd be less antagonistic if the prices were metric
Yep, no bread on that board, no butter and cheese and no vegetables.
Why do people keep saying this? Do you not know what toast is? It's literally sliced bread + heat.
It's a question of quality and crust.
Edit: you can enter into the search engine of your choice the word "bread" and the word "Brot" (German for bread) to see the difference we're talking about.
Coffee
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Coffee
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Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go
Coffee
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Stop
Do you really want to drink and stop?
I ran out of money.
Stop your eyes from flowing...
Great choices, but you’re forgetting coffee
But you would go over budget(
Positively psycho.
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13 coffees and a single dry toast.
.......... dressed like hassidic diamond merchants
4 fried chickens and a coke.
Imma go with 15 milks and then promptly rush to the bathroom to puke my guts out.
Fifteen coffees
That's a steal!
Are you american
Just love that junk food
15 cups of coffee
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
The only correct answer.
I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
This one trick makes us all in awe of you
Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk
I don't know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard
may i have a glass of water please
Incorrect, guess again.
Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.
Bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, OJ.
Of course I could get the same shit + hashbrowns for only $12 at Denny's.
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Coffee x15
But there's no cigarette :(
Bacon thrice.
Coffee thrice.
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This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.
Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes
Right? Big $0 on any pancake
For real. I'm baffled every time when I go out and see the prices of "Crêpes". I can and do make ten or twenty pieces at home for the price of one. All the fun of flipping them included! (Since I'm Yuropean, it's what we just call pancakes. The same principle applies to American pancakes too, just with a few more ingredients.)
Yeah. I just spent 8,50€ on a smaller portion of worse looking ones yesterday :(
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wheres water?
I don't know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
all of the drinks listed in that menu also contian water as ingredient so gotta drink machine oil
in the ocean you gross fuck
I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...
You're going to blow a hole through your pants when you pour that coffee on top.
Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.
I think I will keep the 15 dollars.
15 coffees.
Eggs
Toast Toast Toast
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Who the hell is having chips for breakfast
I'm calling the breakfast police
Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning
I usually don't but there's a cafe in my town that does a fry that includes chips. I've also seen it commonly done when I've been on holiday abroad at cafes/restaurants ran by brits
Make mine dorito
2 milk
4 biscuit.
$6 is a steal.
Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day
Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.
This isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad
It’s a shillpost
Edit honestly I have no idea, i just thought it was missing cold pizza as a breakfast option
With these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast
The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee
The only way to settle this is everyone eats their chosen breakfast and dukes it out
14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.
Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.
there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.
Toast ≠ bread?
Correct.
Or more like white, fluffy, sweetened, crustless sponge ≠ bread.
what we need
Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.
Crêpes > pancakes
Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.
Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns
Coffee and toast for me. I'll save the other $12 for lunch.
The 1$ and 4$ is the only choices..the rest is sugar and carbs. No thanks.
No thanks, I'll stay home
You’re missing out on artery clogging, more clogged arteries for me 🙌
Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.
Or eggs, hash browns, biscuits and coffee with $5 to spare.
Starvation is free
But this brings you to death faster
Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee
Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?
Because of dairy subsidies.
That doesn't explain the bean water and the fruit water costing the same.
Coffee beans are seeds from a fruit.
Yeah, but different crops have different expenses and are sold for different amounts of money. Based on price and the volume sold, I would say that bean water should be cheaper than fruit water.
Because liquid
I require French toast though
2 coffee and french fries. And gimme back my $10.
Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.
I'm not particularly picky, any fruit will do!
Eggs bacon hasbrowns toast oj milk
Well I don't see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I'm gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.
My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.
You bring your own gravy
All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don't want anything else. can I still participate?
Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren't cutting it.
Sausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.
Coffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.
Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,
Where are the beans?
You were suppose to bring them
So there's fried carbs with extra sugar on top, highly processed animal products, regular baked carbs, or sugar in a cup... eghh
Give me oatmeal that's healthy and costs $1.
You do you, but if I'm up early enough to have breakfast, I'm unhappy about that, so I'm not gonna get hung up on levels of processing or grams of carbs.
Give me fried pig and chicken ova. And lots of coffee.
Bacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks
Eggs, hash browns, biscuits (if they are with squeezed pork greives, otherwise english muffin), espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso aaaand espresso.
That 15$, right?
It’s $15 just for you
ooh, thanks
though I' curious, making dessert/dinner be most expensive category is unusual
Sausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe
Eggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.
Damn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out
I know, it’s all carb focused. No protein
easy.
best breakfast. fite me.
might make breakfast for dinner tonight.
Just curious about why you need toast AND pancakes, not just one or the other?
These are not interchangeable for me.
Pancakes are a filling main item, dressed with syrup. Toast is a vehicle for egg yolk, jelly/jam, or as a sandwich foundation.
nah, no pancakes :)
Sorry I spelled hashbrowns wrong.
Let me rephrase; why do you like both toast AND hashbrowns?
they're sufficiently different in my opinion. one is bread, the other is potato. the hashbrowns, ideally a bit greasy, are little shredded potato vehicles for Chipotle hot sauce. the toast is a buttery bread vehicle for egg yolk.
I see, the four flavours on your plate each get paired up with another.
I, a 170lb 6'2" dude , have to choose one carb over the other because I can't stomach both, but I notice it's common for menu items to have toast on the side of another type of grain, so I figured it must be for a reason
$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ
The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast
Coffee 1$
All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.
Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!
3 bacon plates
1 coffee
Done
$15 of coffee, and then I turn into Barry Allen, sneak into the kitchen and steal all the rest of it.
Bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits (or toast), coffee.
Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.
Yeah I am not spending $15 daily on a breakfast, I’ll eat that on a weekend before a hike though
Sausage sausage sausage coffee coffee coffee
Wait, what are you doing with the sausage exactly?
Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).
I make it for 11$: coffee, biscuits, bacon and eggs. Hot sauce comes free of charge
Three bacons and a hash browns.
Those prices aren't bad at all
CCBAC
Where is the sour milk? Where are the rasins? where is the sugar? Where is the cinnamon?
All those things are garnishes not breakfast food per se
Wait are you a little bird or small mouse?
That is just the starter...
And will get you time to get me tunnbröd, butter and prästost
Eggs, hashbrowns, toast, OJ, milk and biscuits. This is just my regular breakfast lol
Bacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
What no French toast?!
Blueberry pancakes, sausage, OJ, coffee. I don't need/want any more
Bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom
sausage sausage hash hash oj
Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.
Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3
Sausage, eggs, home fries, english muffin, milk, oj
And cold fried chicken.
Anyway, Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits, OJ.
Milk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)
3 x bacon 1 x toast 1 x coffee
Bruh I'm just having a coffee and a lil krentebol with some butter and cheese
1x sausage 2x eggs 3x milk
sausage, eggs, double serving of hash browns, either oj or coffee depending on mood.
Sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj
Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.
Eggs, Bacon, hash browns, toast, coffee, and orange juice please
Sausage, Egg, water
15 glasses of orange juice. Then I'll wonder where the dark bread is.
I read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that's some American breakfast option
What the fuck is... home fries?
the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.
They’re not so bad, I’ve gained many a pound eating excess home fries https://handletheheat.com/home-fries/
Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.
And waffles > pancakes imo
Bowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list...
No mash?
On a breakfast you lunatic?!
Mashed potatoes are sometimes eaten for breakfast in Ukraine.
Coffee, toast, chocolate chip pancake.
And the change I'll to any person who wants to buy more things for them.
Blueberry, sausage, hash browns, biscuits, coffee.
Are refills free? If so, I'm fine at $1 most days.
Also, where are: plain pancakes, sausage gravy, waffles, and anything remotely resembling something other than "northern US white people food" for lack of a better term.
Sausage gravy over biscuits is one of the very few things that make me appreciate the South.
Y'all have something special there.
Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.