Spyke

He looks more like a serious person and less like a clown. But in our upside-down world, we send in the clowns.

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Not at all, but if he was the type of person who would be ok with no fake tan and hair piece he wouldn't be Trump.

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He just looks more like a failed used car salesman to me.

Like I could have sworn to you that I bought my first car from the guy on the right, and that thing was a piece of shit.

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lemmy.world

He's a caricature of himself.

Though it's weird imaging his voice coming from that normal looking dude.

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I’m now realizing that he probably spends time practicing and training that voice, because just like every other aspect of his public persona it’s completely put on.

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lemmy.world

Now someone do the reverse. Putin with fake hair and an orange tan.

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Thank you!

I knew that photoshop reminded me of someone, but I could not place it. Funny they're both con-artists 😆

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He looks like a bog standard old boomer dipshit. The type families exclude from thanksgiving. He looks like that with the cake and rug as well of course, just more...radioactive burn.

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lemmy.ml

Dont you dare do General Hammond dirty like that

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"Hasshak! If I were a mere 130 years old I would knock you to the ground for the way you speak of Hammond of Texas!"

-- Bra'tac, on this comment.

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lemm.ee

Did your prompt specify the pussy neck or did the AI just know? Haha

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feddit.nl

Seriously the fake tan and hair is atrocious. If he grew like a goatee and just went with the bald he would actually look kinda cool. But he’s a rich boy moron so he looks like that.

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lemmy.ca

He honestly would look so much better. He also would look a lot like his daddy putin

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Because there's not much that would make him look worse.

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Its like when a terrifying anime monster wears a little human mask and even though you know it's fake it still makes them look slightly less terrifying.

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lemmy.world

He looks like that one asshole from shark tank if he was wrinklier

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Once again, all roads lead back to Mr. Wonderful. Hahaha royalties, hahaha misogyny, hahaha I’m rich.

That dude creeps me the fuck out. I don’t think he’s on the Epstein Island level, or on the rape level, but he’s definitely on the “creepy Uncle at your friend’s sweet 16” level.

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He has rosacea, that's why he does the fake tan. So it's less noticeable when he can't wear makeup.

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