I would really like to find some content.

I thought for sure there'd be a group of dudes here running a corp like basically any other media outlet.

I need all this stuff.

They're brand new. New enough that the only pictures are super gross, so you can't have a kitten right away. They gotta grow a little.

I'm going completely crazy trying to find games that are just games and not cheap clones of other money making machines.

No matter what I do, it's like Gboard is specifically avoiding it. It'll instantly learn any bullshit word I make up like "aprifnid" but can't type "Lemmy". I suspect shenanigans.

Like what if I'm in space?

Google play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chucklefish.stardewvalley It's free with play pass. Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/stardew-valley/id1406710800

This is the first post of the sub so I figured I would start with what's probably the best example of a solid game on mobile.

Stardew Valley is pretty famously known as the king of cozy games. It's also available on PC.